Ok faggots, story time

Ok faggots, story time.
>be me, 33
>single
>no kids
>trying to find a similar woman
They all have multiple children and at least one failed marriage.
>decided to date younger girls, 18-22
>keep striking out
>in line at the store one day, hot young cashier
>motions to beat up truck in parking lot
"Is that your truck?"
"No."
"Oh... I like it."
>epiphany.rar
>go out and buy some stupid lifted truck with chrome wheels and all kinds of stupid tricks
Fast forward a few weeks.
>go to same store
>same cashier
"Did you get a new truck?"
"Yeah, the old car was getting a little worn out."
"It's nice, I like it!"
"Maybe I'll take you for a ride in it. What time do you get off?"
>leave my card
>phone rings when her shift is over
>pick her up
>She is all over me before we're even out of the parking lot
>mfw I've been opposed to stupid customization all my life, but young chicks dig it
I'm literally taking my choice of high school seniors to fuck.

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>go out and buy some stupid lifted truck with chrome wheels and all kinds of stupid tricks
what the fuck

Forgot to mention that I live in Arkansas.

never heard of it... is it next to palestine or narnia?

congrats, you are now that loser old fag that cops and parents hate, in other words you have failed at life and your ancestors wish you had never been born. plus side- young stupid pussy. down side- you will get one of them pregnant and produce another retard.

If this is true, keep on doing it as long as you can but make sure you don't get involved in there mental shit. Girls this age are fucking crazy. If you are at least decent looking and earn the right amount of money, you can keep this going on for a couple of years

This is the truck.

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I hear that. They really are immature emotionally.

DAMN, how much did it set you back?

you should definitly speak with your waifu
pillow about this mofu. He dates girls ten years younger then him! Shoking!

About $45,000.

i really hope its worth it, cuz thats a hella douche truck

he dates children that are attending 'senior prom'. That's what he said. also, you misspell 'shocking'. nigger.

Care to compare bank accounts? Or dick size for that matter?

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I fucking hate it. I prefer cars, my daily driver is a 2015 Cruze LTZ.

Wow! A spelling mistake! I'd rather let it check by my 20 year old child!

Fucking checked

you check how much it will cost to trade in?
btw 2 cars.. how much you make a year?

Trips of truth!

Prom isn't until later this semester, but since you didn't go to any of yours I guess you wouldn't know...

He has still 5 years to go till he isn't going to his prom

No. It was purely an impulse buy. I'm sure I'm sunk in it. I made $140k last year.

for haulin! redneck ASS!

i have the classic el camino the mullet of cars

Young girls don't appreciate the classics. They don't like my 74 Monte Carlo anyway...

You want to keep on trying to fuck prole girls? Or do you want to sell it? If you just bought it to fuck the cashier, you have my fullest b/ro respect

Is that so? I always wanted an El Camino...

I'll probably keep it for a while. It gets a lot of attention. It does attract a lot of dudes though.

>order turduckens now
Ffs I guess you do live in Arkansas

im shit old buddy, i don't plan dating girls in their 20s, plus im on my second divorce fuck that never going married, you! don't get married you just retiring you dick,

Kek
I've never even seen a turducken in my life.

If you go to Jersey, you can build your own douche army, just by driving slowly in front of them.

I LOVE rum ham!

i inherited from my dad a 1982 el camino its rusted but the engine is still great

Just remember to always have a lot of self tanner on the cargo area