What'll it be tonight gentlemen?

What'll it be tonight gentlemen?

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vodka martini shaken not stirred in a dirty glass

One grape Nehi please.

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A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

Oh this is a good one

You got any corn squezzins?

Gin Tonic

A French Connection please.

If anybody can describe how to whip a French connection together Sup Forums will litterally be better than all the bartenders i ever met!

>One grape Nehi

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Plymouth and tonic, no garnish.

Rarely ordered around my parts but a pretty simple drink; where are you drinking?

something expensive out of a uniquely shaped bottle because i don't know what the fuck i'm doing

A Broken Dick please, sir.

Do you guys like captain Morgan? Where does it stand in your tier list of things to drink?

Brown rum = crap

Something that’ll make me forget.

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Low tier rum with a good marketing campaign.

A Corvette Summer.

1/3 Patron Tequila
2/3 Freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.
Splash of soda.

1 Sidecar, 2 Corpse Revivers #2, one double Laphroaig, neat.

Stockholm, Sweden. I know it's not that popular but it's a super easy drink with a fancy name. Shouldn't bartenders love that?

The best shitty rum there is! if you want to drink some rum neat, buy Diplomatico or Ron Zacapa

A bowl of your best malt-o-meal kind sir

Most bartenders like a drink with two words in it: the spirit and the mixer. Jack and Coke is tough to not know.

Is the side of tampon complementary?

Jus dorrange, water, or hot choco but cold choco is good too. Maybe a cappucino if u have those.

Pour everything that has missed the cup and landed in the bar mat into a pint glass, add three ounces of olive juice, and put out a cheap cigarette in it.

Lemme make sure I understand: you’re an underage French boy toy that lives in Guatemala, but who’s “daddy” let’s you go all vacay in Italy?

I'll have a Pill Cosby.

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GIMME SOME BOOZE

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That's just a lazy bartender.

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I'll start off with a few Oxycontin 80's. After that, every hour on the hour bring me 2 Opana 40 mgs. I also need a $20 bill, some type of plastic card, a bic lighter, a glass of water, and one large hefty napkin. I assume you have tables with glass tops? I'd like to be seated there, please.

Oh, and one large lemonade. Don't be stingy with the lemon, and keep up coming.

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I don’t rewllt drink alcohol so much and Morgan usually satisfies me.

I’ll give this a shot whenever I do want to drink. What’s the difference?

I'll have a Corpse Reviver #2, please, but if you don’t have real absinthe, I’ll have a double sidecar, French.

>if you don’t have real absinthe
>not having real absinthe on hand

srsly who does this

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Checked. Worm wood in the house.

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So yummy!
I like mine with the sugar and water and flames!
But it is super strong so you get fucked up fast!

16oz glass of straight Burnett's Peach vodka. I'm not tipping you a goddamn cent either so take your time and spit in it if you'd like.

Let me get a Captain Morgan and Dr. Pepper, and a Bud Light.

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Just give it to me straight!!

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classy.

Below shit tier. It's just some rican rum with flavors. Sailor Jerry is about the same but it's 90 proof and has some nice re-usable label art.
Top tier for me is Wray & Nephew overproof. It's 132 proof although it's also made at 151. Watch youtoob for wray & nephew challenge. It's pretty funny. Amateur drinkers.

this is poison. never drink

Every time this substance has touched my lips I i was looking death in the face within the hour.

Give me a glass of your finest activated water please.

Lol you fags are doing it wrong. I put half a shot in a coffee and it gets me FUCKED. A great way to start any morning.

give me ur finest ipa sir

you can run a car on everclear...

Jameson with ice please

coors please

I love how it says "contents may ignite or explode"

Imagine the Molotov cocktail this thing could make...

Give me your darkest stout, with a side of benadryl and a philly cheese steak to go.

Everclear is an organic solvent not a beverage.

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I'm having one of these

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I use it "to clean optics"

Brandy Old fashioned sour, with korbel brandy of course

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You're fucking right, you butthole polisher.

Pussy

I'm having silver tequila with lime and tonic. I'm on a keto diet

Two fingers of Laphroaig scotch in a high ball glass, please.

Here's a 20 for your trouble.

your thumb is weird

same thing i get every night. sadness

Forgot pic

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try cut it with lemon if its a bitter drink

purple urkle

booze

Double vodka on the rocks with two cherries.

Just a tip of my fedora and I will be on my way, for I don't partake in mind numbing narcotics, kind gentlesir.

"the usual"

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Do you have Sam Adams in a bottle? Better let him out! Ha ha ha, that joke never gets old!

I’ll have a Reingold Extra Dry

White Russian, on the rocks

KYS normie

No, but i got a great big extra thick load if you don't mind working for it.

You’re a poo-poo head!

Honey whiskey with some ice cold lemonade please!

virgin cuba libre please

Little slow tonight Lloyed

Gimme eats!

A good smoked red ale. One I just had was pretty disapointing, reckon the bottle wasn't treated right

man the service here sure is awful..

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I'll take some rum and coke

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All I have is swish

Shitliquor, Ricky, it's fucking shitliquor

I just really need some fucking liquor right now, Bubs

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