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mexico is dead

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Fuck anime. Go outside.

amen

no way man. what am I, a dumb fecal fetishist?
fuck off

Good morning cucks.

Did you have a good sleep? Cuck?
What did you dream about? Cuck?

*devours feces*

hello my fellow working men taxpayers

...

@76320927
It's still dark out
Didn't sleep, have only been sleeping every 2 nights on average this past week. Maybe something nightmarish for being vaguely reminiscent of my reality.

BABLEEBOOBUUHHHHHH

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It was a great honor to welcome President Petro Poroshenko of Ukraine to the @WhiteHouse today with @VP Pence.

I didn't mean to reply to you with my meme I just sort of wanted to drop it in the thread but I forgot to delete the quote in the quick reply box apologies apologies

GUESS WHO'S UNBANNED

@76321312
When was the last time you jacked off? Cuck?
Maybe you just need to rub one out. Cuck.

why is this dead

because i was gone too long

if this punk says cuck one more time....
then perhaps I will return to my true life in the wilderness

what's this about mexico being dead?

mexicans post less

Everyone in the comments is asshurt as usual

Wanted to go poop before showering but it was taking too long, took a shower then had to poop right when I got out.

welcome back

you are a foul, feral beast

>not pooping in the shower

Blue pilled

Why do women love marxists so much?

>I'm intelligent, cultured, and a gentleman but nobody understands me

Women's minds are inherently inferior and you need to be braindead to accept the tenants of Marxism

lawns look retarded, stop mowing them

I just want to say fuck you very much to everyone who was not with me from the start, and thank you very much to everyone who was.

Absolutely garbage post.

Ahhhh early morning /cum/. This thread belongs to me.

Yes M'Lord. Whatever thou sayeth.

Mmm. Quite. Fetch the chariot Felix, I wish to visit the normie pit.

Eugh. They writhe so horribly. Take me away Felix.

And now back to your regularly scheduled nonsense.

>Women's minds are inherently inferior and you need to be braindead to accept the tenants of Marxism

That dude is more alpha than you commie

>That dude is more alpha than you commie

>This frightens the white american

You're a communist cuck

*revives

"With few posters and even fewer braincells, the residents of early morning /cum/ turn to political bait and sexism in a vain effort to forge meaningful conversation."

Donald Trump is the anti jew

"With no replies to their previous bait, the early morning /cum/ poster attempt to up the ante."

*attempts

had to poop 4 times before class
annoying

Finally, a quality post.

Too many leaf posts rn

>You're a communist cuck

"Still starving for social interaction, the /cum/ poster turns aggressive. Little does it know, agression is an abhorrent posting method and will yield few replies."

mornin' buds, I see that there are a lot of bad posts in this thread

t. shlomo goldberg

/dixie/

>t. shlomo goldberg

Yes, he is NOT a good goy!
As a Jew he makes us very nervous.

"Unable to make their posts popular in it's home land, the brit poster visits /cum/ in it's forage for (you)s. There is always the posibility that the brit poster is actually a proxie fag however the natives of /cum/ have no way of knowing."

>Oy vey goy, accept for refugees you evil white male
Kill yourself

Post choons
youtu.be/8zN2QGIsNUI

"/Cum/ again slips into the dreary pits of Sup Forums baiting. The native postsers wait helplessly in frustration and hope that no (you)s are given to the baiter. Should they receive even a single (you) then the Sup Forums baiter will remain for quite some time."

>tfw cant fap for the next few days because I cut up my hands at the batting cages

I really need to get some batting gloves next time I go

ummm..... bumbis?

>>Oy vey goy, accept for refugees you evil white male
>Kill yourself

t. redditor

I have faith that you will figure something out.

I mean I could but it would be painful the entire time

get an ona

um... I'm not a SLUT

Post american heroes

I should vacation in mexico, latina and spanish chicks can be attractive

WHY IS IT STILL SO HOT

because you live at the edge of a desert in an artificial state

Girls that do ballet are hot

>living in a desert
>complain about heat
S O U T H E R N E R S

>be a leaf
>get heat stroke when the temperature rises above 65 F

Negritos i need your help, i'm sure one of you must have that meme about some gay individual wondering how to convince people he's not a degenerate and in the next panel he appears wearing a bunch of dildos and stuff.

I really need it to mock some queer parade.

fuck canada and their little discord that they kicked me out of

become a slut user

Does switzerland even have a military, they're always neutral for all wars

gross no my future wife wouldn't appreciate that

my man you're all wrong about everything

no YOU are the incorrect one

youtube.com/watch?v=VwH6B7aJYDU

fantasizing about building my own networked house innawoods but I'm not even programming on my own lol

ded

Yes. We have one. I bet we could defend ourselves for 24 or 48 hours against a foreign invasion.

i got drunk you guys

I want to get out of my room and do something instead of being cooped up inside all day, but its too hot out

cause its fuggin noon. Go grab a book and take it to the park around 3pm-4pm and read at least 1 chapter

its 9:30 AM

retard it's 7:29 pm

PAY DEBNTS

well you obviously live in the worst part of america so i cant help you any more

youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc

look, more than refugees. Her passion is rapping xD

I AM EL OHIANO ON VACation snd i have drank

LOCK STOCK AND BARREL BABY
HOOK LINE AND SINKER

>well you obviously live in the worst part of america

youtube.com/watch?v=UMZ9XBWmfM8

the role model for the children of our future

what do i name my choco

>White people

i dont even have time to tell u why u are a nigger but u are

Choccy Milk