Tinder is terrible. It’s 90 % bots, 9 % fat chicks and 1 % decent looking girls. Why? I live in an area with about 75...

Tinder is terrible. It’s 90 % bots, 9 % fat chicks and 1 % decent looking girls. Why? I live in an area with about 75,000 and can’t match for shit. Who else has this problem?

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Those ratios are the ratios of the real world

U prob don't match because u have shit pictures like me.

SMH. You don't follow rules 1 and 2.

I feel you OP.
Even when you get matches with good looking girls they either don’t respond or they’re suuuuuuper bland

Negative OP, tinder is EZ

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Lol no hate but all those girls are a 5 average

God damn, I am so bad at sealing the deal. Just had a girl tell me I was cute and I somehow backtracked back into small talk. Help me out here Sup Forums

Anyone on Sup Forums should be thrilled to match with a 5, let alone several of them.

TInder sucks. You should check out pic related. It's basically like club penguin except in real life and for dating

Crimzon.io

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Have you ever considered that you may be the bots, user?

>Sup Forums

Sup Forums should be thrilled to match with anything not having a penis.

Be direct and don’t be a Pussy.
If you don’t match with anyone it’s becaude you come off as ugly

No never considered that

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decent looking girls don't need tinder to get fucked
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at this point there are probably people on Sup Forums who should be thrilled at anything with a penis

With the number of trap threads on here, I think you might have that backwards.

>this

Just fuck the bots, forget the fat chicks

Tinder has a shitty algorithm that fucks over users that reset their account and tries to squeeze out every nickel through tinder gold and boosts.

I used to get a lot more matches the first time I used tinder and I was less attractive then than I am now.

Tinder blows.

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Those are some uggo girls you aren't proving OP wrong nibba

>tinder gold
What is this

sex coins ftw

you pay money to get unlimited swipes and a free boost.

its retarded

post profile? blur face if you need to

>where does your friend work?

threesome when

/thread
I was fat when I started using tinder, but even after getting in shape it's like all that's an option is fat chicks. I used a boost once and all of the sudden a bunch of okay lookin matches started coming. Otherwise it's like always fatties, so many fatties.

It's made me have to resort to actually being extroverted to pick up women.

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>you will never build a dating app and then get ridiculously greedy and start squeezing people for them zucc coins

why live

but why would I not just pay for a prostitute?

Care to explain?

You must be ugly as shit user, I've fucked so many slutty, hot girls thanks to Tinder. Hundreds of matches per day, a couple of messages after and they would meet me to fuck.

yeah but did you have to buy tinder gold

Tinder is a scam

stop being poor

Cheryl and Brittany aren’t lookin’ too hot

How did you find ones that just want to hook up and aren't necessarily looking to date/relationship?
Any advice?

But i like chubbies

Nope, fuck paying for Tinder. On average I meet up with 2-3 girls a week, all of them end up fucking me lmao. I live in downtown Vancouver though, it wasn't as crazy when I lived in other cities.

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Nice

Do they anal?

Y’all need to stop hating on the man. Nicqa just tryna lay some pipe

Choose my adventure Sup Forums

>Me: I am only going to be in the state for two more weeks but I wanted to see if we had chemistry before I left
>Her: So what are you looking to get out of this?
>Me: Just to see what happens during our short time together
>Her: Okay but probably no sex
>Me: Yeah that is fine, but can we at least get a drink? I am not cut off from all fun, am I?
>Her: We should get a drink. And we could still have sex, I am just not sure yet

Wat do? She seems nerdy and shy. Ask for snapchat?

tinder is still probably the best option for ez lays right now. you need to optimize your profile and learn its algorithm. keep in mind, with more girls there are also more guys, so you need to keep up.
5% of dudes get 95% of girls. realistic ratio.

things i've learned:
>like the bots because it guarantees youll get a like back, and this will improve your invisible score
>use a GREAT profile picture and include a couple with groups
>write a bio that isn't mean, that includes something easy to ask about

decent- no, great looking girls get on tindy.
like how? you dont even have to pay

Idea of the millenium... YOU FUCKING LIE TO THEM! Manipulating is easy as fuck when the worst thing that can happen is they bitch at you after the fact and you have the potential to ruin the one thing a vapid bitch cares more about than themselves. Their image. Alpha up, fuck a couple of chunky bitches to teach yourself on and upgrade afterwards.

I bet you have a tiny dick. I have nothing to lie about

Yes faggot. She wants sex but only if you're not a creep

any advice for someone who hasn't used it before? i live in van aswell

No, I fucking get that. I just need advice on how to seal the deal. I feel like anything I say is going to come off as creepy

only 14000 where I'm from. Don't be a bitch! Lower your standards.

LOL 3 numbers is not hard to guess in a phone number.

I'm a 6'4 qt, with blue eyes, a ton of money and a truckload of confidence. My plan is always some basic shit like tacos and margaritas, but it works like a charm.

There was this petite Asian actress I fucked several times who was a total anal whore. I just started teasing her asshole while she was on top and she ended up begging for it all the time lol. That was one of my best fucks I got outta Tinder.

On a side note, lmao at all the beta anons pretending to be me.

yeah, not gonna lie to them. I'm not that desperate and I don't have to rely on lying to get laid.
Besides, if you're an actually decent guy, it's easier to remain fwb

Not him but it looks like he's shilling some bitcoin/tinder cashgrab ico that uses a bunch of "neuroscience" bs marketing nonsense.

[spoiler]When will this blockchain marketing nightmare end?[/spoiler]

Then you stand to gain little. Fortune favors the bold.

>otherwise it's like always fatties, so many fatties

I kekd so goddamn hard reading this idk why

>otherwise it's like always fatties
>...
>so...many...fatties
>Ptsd stare

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do you state in your profile or in chat that you're just looking to hook up, or do you just set up a date and take it from there?

Nice ad crimshit dev

Lots of travelers coming through Vancouver bro, those are the usual girls I go for. The ones here for the weekend that just want someone to show them around. Meet up somewhere casual for a drink and be confident.

On my first day in Van, I managed to pull an Australian 10/10, who invited me back to her hotel and we fucked all weekend lmao. I used the method above. Just matched, met up same night, had a couple of drinks and she dragged me back to her hotel.

Hey, if thats how you like to do it then you do your thing.

>I bet you have a tiny dick

That's such an unironically feminjne insult user.

I live in LA and don't have a problem with it. Started using Bumble more than Tinder though. Hotter chicks.

I'd say that in the past two years I've probably fucked close to 20 girls from this shit. Was dating someone for 6 months during that time so I guess actually a year and a half of using these apps.

update: the whitepaper explains its blockchain meets tinder meets location services and clearly explains they will use location services for targeted ads and other unfriendly privacy shit. Compainies pay to be "hot zones" and implement in-app integration with uber etc. People pay to place "beacons" and lure in victims or some other creepy shit.

Forget about the whores. How'd you get the money?

No thats beta as fuck.
My profile just says my nationality, my height, what I do for a living and that I'm new in the city.
My pics do the job for me though.

When I lived in a tourist area(Florida), I had success with Tinder. When I moved back to my hometown, I had the same problem as you, OP. Tinder only works if you live in a tourist location.

>not following Rule 1 and 2

You were doomed from the beginning

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What's your opinion of Bumble? Haven't tried it yet. Isn't it more for actual dating, not so much hookups like tinder?

With anything comes trial and error. What did you do to improve your profile over time such as photos, bios, etc? Would you consider yourself to be an attractive person considering all of the matches you're getting? I just want to get this right the first time.

>No thats beta as fuck.
wait which one?

tinder doesn't work unless you are exceptionally attractive or a girl. sorry to break it to ya

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Shut the fuck up, virgin

I feel like I'm bad at idle small talk. I dont think I'm half bad. 7/10 maybe. I'm more into thick girls anyways. Any conversational tips. Also in LA closer to OC though.

Ya’ll are talkin mad shit but I don’t see you matching with 5’s

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Here's the thing. All you gotta do is take them out on a date. Charm the shit out of them then fuck them at yours or her place. Only once did a girl invite me over to fuck within 10 minutes of matching with her.

It's really not that hard you guys. If you're too ugly then go for all the ham beasts and mutant women. Those hotties are out of your league.

From personal experience I can say that some ugly girls were the best fucks I've ever had in my life. Those bitches were NASTY

>I've probably fucked close to 20 girls from this shit.
>All you gotta do is take them out on a date.
>Charm the shit out of them then fuck them at yours or her place.
>Only once did a girl invite me over to fuck within 10 minutes of matching with her.

ITT: user pretends.

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No I do not have this problem

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lol. whatever you say.

It's honestly how good you are at using your brain. Whatever that person looks like they want to hear is probably what you should feed them.
I once said "you look like you have low self esteem" as a pick up line, and had the hoe sucking the jizz out of my ballsack two days later.

Samantha looking a little lanky but not to bad faggit

I have 3 photos, first one is my face, second is a group photo on a beach party where I'm a head taller than everyone, third is a full body shot.
I have an attractive face, blue eyes and I'm 6'4, but its the confidence in person that wins them over.

Damn I wanna bust a big ass nut on that Morgan girls forehead

Maybe you aren’t the sweet catch that you think you are. You’ve probably spent your life faping to airbrushed 10’s in pornography and somehow think that’s what you are supposed to get in real life.

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Dunno man, i'm a fat neckbeard and I can usually get a couple 5/10-6/10 matches a month. Havent had a month where I wouldnt score at least once for the past year, since I starter using Apps like Tinder.

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Bradley??

Post your face.

>inb4 pic related

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The thing is in person Im pretty fucking confident and funny and not overwhelming. In chat on a phone. FML. 4 years in a relationship fucked my ability to text and shit.

Yeah, whoa man. Message me on Facebook!

>fattie
>fattie
>fattie
>anime chick
>fattie
>fattie
>fattie
>mfw
FUCK.

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>From personal experience I can say that some ugly girls were the best fucks I've ever had in my life. Those bitches were NASTY
i get the feeling that they may want to stick around afterwards though, or try to relationship you. idk though

>Ahah Okay!

Lmao we know your convos are dry as my asshole.

Btw the Evelyn chick has herpes

>i get the feeling that they may want to stick around afterwards though, or try to relationship you.
Keep them around and fuck moar. Plot your escape, though.

LOL Ya it's not easy unless you're really good looking. I quit tinder and I'm joining the evil crews that run this world to make some real money. I'll buy hotter women than tinder can provide anyways.

Being good doesn't reward you.
BTW I'm not an uggo I work out and box, but used to be in a 5 year relationship so I think it's all fucked. We're just animals. Stop romanticizing this bullshit.

Dunno wtf you're talking about, tinder is easy to match with bitches. Try not being an undesirable loser.

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Will keep this mind. Thanks for responding.

i fucked several girls on tinder easily and i live in a rural area, pic related it's me an alpha

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thanks man

I swiped for her tits and bio tbh

I also like em kinda lanky too

wait so like you can have a decent convo face to face but not over text. Are you above 39 years old? What the fuck is that shitty excuse too lmao?

Are you retarded? Just say "Let's meet up and see what happens"

He guys look its a adult virgin

>Try not being an undesirable loser.
Come on, you're talking to Sup Forums here...

It's not that bad. 90% shit. But the good ones make it semi worth

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