Political Compass Thread!

Political Compass Thread!

politicalcompass.org

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forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2016/08/24/the-war-on-poverty-worked-the-real-us-poverty-rate-is-4-8/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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im pretty much perfect

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am i ok

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Oh yes, I love vague test that tell me what I believe! Be right back!

R A D I C A L C E N T R I S T

despook yourself
forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2016/08/24/the-war-on-poverty-worked-the-real-us-poverty-rate-is-4-8/

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The test doesn't "tell you" anything, you tell it what you believe and then it plots your position on a graph

I do agree that some of the questions are poorly worded, though

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fag! lol

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am i cancer

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Yes

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No friend, you just haven't accepted your government yet.

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>ancap
>calling anyone cancer

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These people are cancer

Chaotic neutral scum.

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A lot of racial questions on there.

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I've always been a beautiful libertarian.

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Some of the questions were poorly worded but still interesting overall

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No matter how many times I take this test and answer things differently, I always land here with the rest of the corporation-weary potheads.

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Sooooo... You're like Gandhi, and everyone else in here is like pol pot.

The only correct position.

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>voluntary interactions are cancer

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muh strawman

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Oh so what is it then? Is it spooky scary capitalism that nobody on the left can properly define?

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the spineless perk is pretty good tho

its abolishing government.
many people who support capitalism support government, believe it or not

>blues
Literally only good for killing themselves and/or killing other blues.
>red, purple
Retarded but salvageable.
>far green
Retarded but would be okay if they grew a pair.

>many people who support capitalism support government

Nah, you just don't know the difference between corporatism and capitalism.

>abolishing government
Wouldn't that just let the businessman be the new king? Fuck that.

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hello

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>capitalism has never existed because if there is any interference in capitalism then it isn't capitalism

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what is up my dudes

>tfw torn between individual liberty and "traditional values"

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>implying Jews aren't in every quadrant

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I'd say they're always pulling up though

more liberty, more self reliance = less centralized (corrupt) control

>If I switch out communism for capitalism, I can turn the tables!

Doesn't work that way.

Communism is itself a governing body and an economic system. Capitalism is just an economic system, serves no political will since there is no force involved in voluntary exchanges (capitalism).

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Am I kay dads?

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lots of people itt takin' a shit lol

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Take a coconut you tanker

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Green is good, red is SJWs and Jews, blue is virgins who think they're aryan, purple is virgins who think they're clever.

DUDE

>green isn't SJWs who don't have the balls to enforce their gay liberal weed-topia agenda on the masses.

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That's more down the green? Right?

Look nigger if your teacher couldn't pry Reagan's dick out of your ass I'm not gonna have better luck, might as well try to teach a fish to write poetry or some shit.

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regan's a cunt for letting congress ban autos

stop assuming that senile fucker is the second coming for us

>teachers are supposed to force you to think a certain way

Pottery.

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>teachers are supposed to force you to think
The problem is you didn't even get this far, mongoloid.

>Teachers are supposed to force you

Nigga, c'mon.

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what i expected

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my negrows

I'm glad at least three of you took the time to understand that collectivism is where your liberty goes to die.

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>implying the masses aren't already sodomizing each other between bong rips
Get outside more

GIBS

ME

DAT

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>muh collectivism
If you don't band together, you're just going to take it up the ass from the faggot with the richest daddy.

literal scum

This is a cool guy too, I can already tell.

The rest are PRECISELY the reason why this website is so shit nowadays.

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>It won't work this time
Trump's dismantling the CIA and FBI, there's not going to be anyone left to kill socialists until they realize socialism doesn't work

Don't group me up with the shits

it's just the opposite. jews encourage social liberalism to weaken fascistic tendencies.

jews want you smoking pot and having degrading sex

capitalism is private ownership of the means of production, which has been tried. corporatism is itself a form of capitalism. you're being a retarded nigger and redefining words

OP, you're in the purple. Red master race here. We can never be friends. Kill yourself.

>collectivism is bad all the time, always.

You do realize you can't fight collectivism with individualism right? Purely as a numbers game, collectivism wins every time. The trick is to treat groups like groups, and treat individuals as individuals. It's that simple.

better than taking it up the ass from some sjw, gender-"whatever" tranny faggot.

>Defines capitalism correctly
>Still doesn't know the difference between corporatism and capitalism

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so band together voluntarily

nobody's saying you can form unions or what have you

the difference is you don't have the violence of a formal state police or military backing it up, everyone is on equal footing where a state can be bought of by said rich daddy to put your ass in jail

don't believe me? talk to putin's adversaries

>Being submissive for money is better than fucking a tranny for fun
Wew

>refusing to support your people /culture because then u'll be 'just like sjws'

would be funny if it weren't so autistic

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The commies are coming for you now

I mean up in state power, not societal values

you're right in that regard

>united we stand
How is being a tool for your superiors working for you, pal?

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>nobody's saying you can form unions or what have you
No of course not. They're saying if you form a union they'll can your ass and you can starve because if you touch a loaf of bread that isn't yours you get shot by the pigs on Porky's behalf. But that doesn't mean Porky owns the government...

>shot by the pigs

what pigs? for what purpose? are you implying that me and my breadless unfortunates don't all have homemade explosives and slamfire shotguns of our own?

as you said before, if you don't band together, you'll take it in the ass

also
>porky

fuck off commie scum

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>so band together voluntarily
>not collectivism

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voluntarism is very different from state enforced collectivism

i'm not sure about state power either. you could equally say it's in their interest to make the citizen distrust the state (hence reducing fascism)
libertarianism is a famously jewish ideology.

what is corporatism if not a degraded form of capitalism?

>joining BLM is involuntary

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These questions need a neutral option. I legit do not care about half of these things.

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>what is corporatism if not a degraded form of capitalism?
What exactly makes it "degraded"? If it weren't extremely effective at accumulating capital, it wouldn't be as popular or as strong as it is. Obviously corporatism is a higher and more effective expression of capitalism.