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>Group of assholes take refuge with fake indians and then die.
Shitty movie descriptions new thread.
>Group of assholes take refuge with fake indians and then die.
Blazing Saddles
>retarded manchildren do stupid shit
>shredder survived
Lord of the Flies
>group of manlets travel to destroy ring and almost die but then don't
>autistic math nerd director
>retard, nigger, feminist, edgelord and loli
The Hangover
Sup Forums:the movie
Cube
nupe
TMNT
nope
grown ups
Is it Prometheus?
no
Breakfast club
Ye boi
>purple hair loli
>also there's other parts of the movie
Eric Roberts gets scammed by a clown.
Harold and Kumar go to Mordor
Dark nite
>Big ol blue thing fuckin everything up
>5 women try to stop it
kick a body part
kickass
Batfleck is robbing banks is bashton but dude from mad men forces him to go to florida when he almost gets caught
The Last Jedi
Feminism: the movie
The Town?
>Bank job goes south
>Some survive
>Everyone dies anyways
resevoir dogs
Ghostbusters
Reservoir Dogs?
Two Pajeets end up in gitmo.
ah shit that was a jewel heist nvm
Yiss
White Castle thing, part 2.
That wasn't a bank though, it was a jewelry store.
Yup
>a family friendly movie about a bunch of friends all hanging out in a house watching locomotives together
pretty sure it was a jewelry store not a bank
Oh fuck how stupid of me, yes youre right tho please excuse my stupidity
this is the only movie ive ever regret watching as it grossed me out, lets see if u fags can guess it:
>ugly redneck going through woods
>infected
>hes feeling sluggish
>"im so hungry"
>infects mad people
>gross organism grows in living room
>police officer kill it
H & K go to guetmo
Trainspotting
To the user asking about the anime movie:
Was it Dr. Slump: Hoyoyo! Space Adventure?
Slither
Mark Hamill gets the shortest stick of short sticks.
>An ogre
yes sir. i absolutely hate that movie. makes me so uncomfortable
Shrek
Batman: The Killing Joke
>retard climbs water tower
>mom dies from average american diet
that wasn't supposed to be a reply
>evil manlet toy tries to kill 7th heaven mom
Child's Play
Small Soldiers
Gilbert Grape
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
No one has EVER guessed this one:
>Matt Damon on Mars
yes
>Action movie turns into a live fire situation
ez
>artsy buddha pops dat natural aspirin and chills in a mystical space bubble
yes sir
whats eating gilbert grape
Tropic Thunder
Michael Jackson's pepsi commercial
Total Recall
> baby born
> learns to stand
> learns to move
> kills a rabbit
> run over by a car
> kills a cow
> kills man who was driving the car
> kills a lot more people
> someone poisons the audience
tropic thunder
Whos eating gilberts grapes
this one is probably really easy
>"but these go up to 11."
Not movie, but anime:
>Golden Ratio
>Balls
>Horses
>Something about killing the POTUS
>JESUS WANTS A HUG!
>FINGERNAILS, FINGERNAILS, FINGERNAILS!
Spinal Tap
Si
The Martian
>heroic general tries to protect his homeland at all costs, but he's stopped by his own government
yes, too easy mr tap
King of the Hill
Dr. Strangelove
nice, that was quick
I like the film.
Try next time, nigger.
>whitey raised by nigs
>becomes rich
>becomes poor
>two monsters use the 4th dimension to scare little boys and girls
monster inc
Monsters Inc. or Little Monsters. One of those.
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
Monsters Inc.
>dudes make homemade electronics
>breakthrough discovery
>keep it secret
>run experiments
>deception
Don't remember how it ends. Something with a party. I think one of the dudes dies
If any of you have seen this abomination it should be easy.
>Sweaty nervous and bad comedian lives with accordion musician in nightmare shitworld.
>Grows third arm out of back and is gonna go to Hollywood but declines to stay with musician friend.
>Third arm disappears and Accordion player goes to Hollywood.
>bikini loli hangs out with her brother.
>avoids getting raped
>incest baby
The Jungle Book
Cannibal the musical!
one of those endless time travel movies, forget the name
yes sir
Primer, excellent taste friend
Every adopted white male from black families.
kek no
Slums of Beverly Hills
hell yeah
>i'm gonna crawl through a pipe of shit so i don't have to suck dick anymore
>In a few minutes bitch