Shitty movie descriptions new thread

Shitty movie descriptions new thread.

>Group of assholes take refuge with fake indians and then die.

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Blazing Saddles

>retarded manchildren do stupid shit

>shredder survived

Lord of the Flies

>group of manlets travel to destroy ring and almost die but then don't

>autistic math nerd director
>retard, nigger, feminist, edgelord and loli

The Hangover

Sup Forums:the movie

Cube

nupe

TMNT

nope
grown ups

Is it Prometheus?

no

Breakfast club

Ye boi

>purple hair loli
>also there's other parts of the movie

Eric Roberts gets scammed by a clown.

Harold and Kumar go to Mordor

Dark nite

>Big ol blue thing fuckin everything up
>5 women try to stop it

kick a body part

kickass

Batfleck is robbing banks is bashton but dude from mad men forces him to go to florida when he almost gets caught

The Last Jedi

Feminism: the movie

The Town?

>Bank job goes south
>Some survive
>Everyone dies anyways

resevoir dogs

Ghostbusters

Reservoir Dogs?

Two Pajeets end up in gitmo.

ah shit that was a jewel heist nvm

Yiss

White Castle thing, part 2.

That wasn't a bank though, it was a jewelry store.

Yup

>a family friendly movie about a bunch of friends all hanging out in a house watching locomotives together

pretty sure it was a jewelry store not a bank

Oh fuck how stupid of me, yes youre right tho please excuse my stupidity

this is the only movie ive ever regret watching as it grossed me out, lets see if u fags can guess it:
>ugly redneck going through woods
>infected
>hes feeling sluggish
>"im so hungry"
>infects mad people
>gross organism grows in living room
>police officer kill it

H & K go to guetmo

Trainspotting

To the user asking about the anime movie:

Was it Dr. Slump: Hoyoyo! Space Adventure?

Slither

Mark Hamill gets the shortest stick of short sticks.

>An ogre

yes sir. i absolutely hate that movie. makes me so uncomfortable

Shrek

Batman: The Killing Joke

>retard climbs water tower
>mom dies from average american diet

that wasn't supposed to be a reply

>evil manlet toy tries to kill 7th heaven mom

Child's Play

Small Soldiers

Gilbert Grape

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

No one has EVER guessed this one:
>Matt Damon on Mars

yes

>Action movie turns into a live fire situation

ez

>artsy buddha pops dat natural aspirin and chills in a mystical space bubble

yes sir

whats eating gilbert grape

Tropic Thunder

Michael Jackson's pepsi commercial

Total Recall

> baby born
> learns to stand
> learns to move
> kills a rabbit
> run over by a car
> kills a cow
> kills man who was driving the car
> kills a lot more people
> someone poisons the audience

tropic thunder

Whos eating gilberts grapes

this one is probably really easy
>"but these go up to 11."

Not movie, but anime:

>Golden Ratio
>Balls
>Horses
>Something about killing the POTUS
>JESUS WANTS A HUG!
>FINGERNAILS, FINGERNAILS, FINGERNAILS!

Spinal Tap

Si

The Martian

>heroic general tries to protect his homeland at all costs, but he's stopped by his own government

yes, too easy mr tap

King of the Hill

Dr. Strangelove

nice, that was quick

I like the film.

Try next time, nigger.

>whitey raised by nigs
>becomes rich
>becomes poor

>two monsters use the 4th dimension to scare little boys and girls

monster inc

Monsters Inc. or Little Monsters. One of those.

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!

Monsters Inc.

>dudes make homemade electronics
>breakthrough discovery
>keep it secret
>run experiments
>deception
Don't remember how it ends. Something with a party. I think one of the dudes dies

If any of you have seen this abomination it should be easy.

>Sweaty nervous and bad comedian lives with accordion musician in nightmare shitworld.
>Grows third arm out of back and is gonna go to Hollywood but declines to stay with musician friend.
>Third arm disappears and Accordion player goes to Hollywood.

>bikini loli hangs out with her brother.
>avoids getting raped
>incest baby

The Jungle Book

Cannibal the musical!

one of those endless time travel movies, forget the name

yes sir

Primer, excellent taste friend

Every adopted white male from black families.

kek no

Slums of Beverly Hills

hell yeah

>i'm gonna crawl through a pipe of shit so i don't have to suck dick anymore

>In a few minutes bitch