Shitty movie description thread continues!
>jesus and a bunch of rich assholes go on a bizarre spiritual journey
Shitty movie description thread continues!
>jesus and a bunch of rich assholes go on a bizarre spiritual journey
Holy Mountain?
last thread died right after posting this, so retry
> german captures a piece of property
> uses piece of property to track down two brothers
> works so well, continues to use the piece of property until he dies
> then piece of property goes off, and kills everyone
Dogma
impressive
>advanced robot gains sentience
>becomes a nigger
reposting because I only got one guess and gif unrelated
>Dude seriously wants to fuck his sister
>would go anywhere for a piece of that ass
>gets caught playing with himself by a chad who teases him for it
(chad later fucks the sister, dude could have been in the same room, may have also fucked the sisterbabe)
>dude gets lucky at the end
> find loli macking on bf
> go to the mall
> hang out with some people including a big black guy and some rednecks
> mixed couple has baby, there are complications
> huge crowd gathers outside
> communicate with signs
Django Unchained
Holy mountain
>little yellow dick
Ding! Nice quads.
X-Men?
Don't post the same shit
Interesting answer, but it's Django
From end of last thread:
>pa we gon watch stars?
>no sweet, da is kill
>later i hear aliums
>NAZIS AH!
>i go see alium
>hi da
>i saw him
>i did
AHEM
REPOSTING BECAUSE I ONLY GOT ONE GUESS AND IT WAS FUCKING WRONG
Star wars
>an undercover cop goes to prison to befriend a mob boss's son, then the son does it for him without any prompting.
The Hangover
We know, you fucking autist. We saw the fucking clue, nobody guessed it. Why are you boring us with the same shit?
If no one got it then just tell us already.
destroys the mob, that is.
confirmed
>mission in space
>things go wrong
>only a couple of people survive
he did
White Heat? I know I'm off but it's all I got.
Prometheus? (if david was people)
older one or new?
That one with the guy from jurassic park / twister where they make the black hole
or the one with Hal
>guy has no idea who the fuck he is
>meets hot girl
>fights some people
>still has no idea of who the fuck he is
at least half of all movies that take place in space
The vast majority of non-fantacy space movies
jackie chan's who am i
Dark City
Right you are.
Hancock?
problems with spaceship
almost suffocate
they got better, tho
Nope
Apollo 13
>Mad chocolatier wants heir to business so sends out 5 golden tickets in random chocolate bars
>Poor kid gets entire chocolate factory
Hint: It's Gran Torino
Borne Identity?
They save the town but are bad with names.
Charlie and the Choclate Factory
>Huge metal robot befriends young boy and eats metal from a junkyard or something
>Hugs nuke and saves world while chanting superman like a maniac
Hint: It's Gran Torino
bourne identity?
We have a winner!
>you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
>people make him angry anyway
>shit gets fucked up
> we rule in gorgeous luxury
> you're the special one
> it's in your blood
> not being racist or anything
> but you're kind of dirty
> and the only thing decent you've got on is those shades
> so let's fight
Iron Giant
>angry autist rages and then sleeps with a prostitute
> Nigger
> Black
> Dies
> cry
> Dindu nuffin
Wreck It Ralph
>Dude weed lmao the movie
Nope
Winrar!
Apollo 13 it is
Problem Child 2
cuckoo?
Drive
Leaving Las Vegas
>Comedy in ancient Rome where a guy named Brian joins a rebellion and is eventually mistaken for the son of god
Hint: It's Gran Torino
half baked
No
Fruitvale Station or whatever
Or The Green Mile
>Kid is friends with a crackhead Einstein
>Almost screw up everything
>Makes his parents love each other
>Not screwed up
You suck, Brian
life of brian
No.
Back to the Future
middle aged man knocks up child
Wow
green mile
that easy??
Yep
No more recent
pineapple express?
>Seth Rogen thinks he can be a superhero
>his Chinese friend does most of the work, though
Lolita
Hornet Green
>Older white guy is fed up with other gang races ruining his home
>Aims gun at people
>Gets shot at the end
Hint: It's Falling Down
Yes
Got it.
> bad guys fight good guys
> good guys fight bad guys
> Who is good who is bad?
I-Robot
>Horrific deplorable violence is okay
>As long as nobody says any naughty words
i went easy on ya
>Guy survives train crash
>Now has a gay wheelchair fanboy
>Lets save some people
>It was wheelchair man all along!
Incredibles?
Unbreakable
>one man army travels through time to kick ass and spew catchphrases
Terminator
Nope
Army of Darkness
Winner
Demolition Man?
yep
>Sea creature's life gets interrupted
>Goes on a dangerous adventure with his dim-witted friend to recover something very important
>Musical interludes
>Involves a cruel human that must be escaped from, or face certain death
>Loses hope when he doesn't find what he's looking for
>Finds it
>All is good, but now has more friends
>a soldier and a fat asian guy become best friends while stranded in the wilderness
Finding Nemo
South park movie.
Close. More gangster
No sir.
That is correct
Nope