Shitty movie description thread continues!

Shitty movie description thread continues!

>jesus and a bunch of rich assholes go on a bizarre spiritual journey

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Holy Mountain?

last thread died right after posting this, so retry
> german captures a piece of property
> uses piece of property to track down two brothers
> works so well, continues to use the piece of property until he dies
> then piece of property goes off, and kills everyone

Dogma

impressive

>advanced robot gains sentience
>becomes a nigger

reposting because I only got one guess and gif unrelated

>Dude seriously wants to fuck his sister
>would go anywhere for a piece of that ass
>gets caught playing with himself by a chad who teases him for it
(chad later fucks the sister, dude could have been in the same room, may have also fucked the sisterbabe)
>dude gets lucky at the end

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> find loli macking on bf
> go to the mall
> hang out with some people including a big black guy and some rednecks
> mixed couple has baby, there are complications
> huge crowd gathers outside
> communicate with signs

Django Unchained

Holy mountain

>little yellow dick

Ding! Nice quads.

X-Men?

Don't post the same shit

Interesting answer, but it's Django

From end of last thread:

>pa we gon watch stars?
>no sweet, da is kill
>later i hear aliums
>NAZIS AH!
>i go see alium
>hi da
>i saw him
>i did

AHEM

REPOSTING BECAUSE I ONLY GOT ONE GUESS AND IT WAS FUCKING WRONG

Star wars

>an undercover cop goes to prison to befriend a mob boss's son, then the son does it for him without any prompting.

The Hangover

We know, you fucking autist. We saw the fucking clue, nobody guessed it. Why are you boring us with the same shit?

If no one got it then just tell us already.

destroys the mob, that is.

confirmed

>mission in space
>things go wrong
>only a couple of people survive

he did

White Heat? I know I'm off but it's all I got.

Prometheus? (if david was people)

older one or new?

That one with the guy from jurassic park / twister where they make the black hole

or the one with Hal

>guy has no idea who the fuck he is
>meets hot girl
>fights some people
>still has no idea of who the fuck he is

at least half of all movies that take place in space

The vast majority of non-fantacy space movies

jackie chan's who am i

Dark City

Right you are.

Hancock?

problems with spaceship
almost suffocate
they got better, tho

Nope

Apollo 13

>Mad chocolatier wants heir to business so sends out 5 golden tickets in random chocolate bars
>Poor kid gets entire chocolate factory
Hint: It's Gran Torino

Borne Identity?

They save the town but are bad with names.

Charlie and the Choclate Factory

>Huge metal robot befriends young boy and eats metal from a junkyard or something
>Hugs nuke and saves world while chanting superman like a maniac
Hint: It's Gran Torino

bourne identity?

We have a winner!

>you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
>people make him angry anyway
>shit gets fucked up

> we rule in gorgeous luxury
> you're the special one
> it's in your blood
> not being racist or anything
> but you're kind of dirty
> and the only thing decent you've got on is those shades
> so let's fight

Iron Giant

>angry autist rages and then sleeps with a prostitute

> Nigger
> Black
> Dies
> cry
> Dindu nuffin

Wreck It Ralph

>Dude weed lmao the movie

Nope

Winrar!
Apollo 13 it is

Problem Child 2

cuckoo?

Drive

Leaving Las Vegas

>Comedy in ancient Rome where a guy named Brian joins a rebellion and is eventually mistaken for the son of god
Hint: It's Gran Torino

half baked

No

Fruitvale Station or whatever
Or The Green Mile

>Kid is friends with a crackhead Einstein
>Almost screw up everything
>Makes his parents love each other
>Not screwed up

You suck, Brian

life of brian

No.

Back to the Future

middle aged man knocks up child

Wow
green mile
that easy??

Yep

No more recent

pineapple express?

>Seth Rogen thinks he can be a superhero
>his Chinese friend does most of the work, though

Lolita

Hornet Green

>Older white guy is fed up with other gang races ruining his home
>Aims gun at people
>Gets shot at the end
Hint: It's Falling Down

Yes

Got it.

> bad guys fight good guys
> good guys fight bad guys
> Who is good who is bad?

I-Robot

>Horrific deplorable violence is okay
>As long as nobody says any naughty words

i went easy on ya

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>Guy survives train crash
>Now has a gay wheelchair fanboy
>Lets save some people
>It was wheelchair man all along!

Incredibles?

Unbreakable

>one man army travels through time to kick ass and spew catchphrases

Terminator

Nope

Army of Darkness

Winner

Demolition Man?

yep

>Sea creature's life gets interrupted
>Goes on a dangerous adventure with his dim-witted friend to recover something very important
>Musical interludes
>Involves a cruel human that must be escaped from, or face certain death
>Loses hope when he doesn't find what he's looking for
>Finds it
>All is good, but now has more friends

>a soldier and a fat asian guy become best friends while stranded in the wilderness

Finding Nemo

South park movie.

Close. More gangster

No sir.

That is correct

Nope