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/brit/ on the left edition

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just took a grim shite and my flatmate went in straight after for a shower

hehe

Funny thing is all those people who were sympathetic about the fire victims won't be any more.

This was a really stupid decision

alri lads, who wants to av a rumble?

what did she mean by this?

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classic Australian choon

Been away for a few days, what did I miss?

OP, there is a 100% chance you have more webm's like this

dump them and give sauces pls

we're all in here lads
*points to your mum's fanny*

misthought this as getting a bill for doing domestic violence haha

Nah, it's a guy, Domestic Violence Bill

Little gross puppet.

is he related to Gang Rape Greg?

>tfw estimated bill for domestic violence is 2 punches over what I've actually spent this quarter
domestic violence smart meters when?

just going shop to pop up the domestic violence meter
losing dosh hand over fist on this shit

is it bring your kid to work day or what?

Off to the paki shop to buy a couple of wife slaps lads

is the seal poster here?

please ignore that I said pop instead of top
please

>wife forgot to top up the water card
>can't tell her off because I forgot to top up the domestic violence meter
FUCK

earring smells

They're also putting people at risk of similar disasters by giving desperate poor people a strong financial motive to burn down their own tower block.

It's like the way dead African migrants wash up on a beach, and lefties get so upset they demand more incentives for migrants to risk the journey.

And as always, everything bad is the fault of nazis.

going to be insecure and bitter for the rest of my life because I didn't go to Oxbridge haha

havent showered in 3 days
smell absolutely rancid and my hair is matted and full of dead skin

>They're also putting people at risk of similar disasters by giving desperate poor people a strong financial motive to burn down their own tower block.

That would be fascinating if it happened

>Australian
>his gimmick is hating America

wow very unique, definitely worthy of being a tripcode

>pop
fucking mong

'things durham students say'?

wish i could snog your ballbag lad x

going to be smug and arrogant for the rest of my life because i am going to Oxbridge haha

It probably won't, most people are reasonable and would rather live in poverty than risk being responsible for innocent deaths. But a lot of people are absolute cunts, and there are also morons/children who might try to pull it off without any deaths by trying to evacuate.

>conditional offer

I'm not insecure or bitter about the fact I didn't go to Oxbridge haha

brb burning down my tower block to get a free luxury flat

>could have had this memester as PM
>now we have some diabetic bint who wants to close down /brit/

State of this country

>subject to conditions
How far up the privilege pole are you?

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wish I was an Englishman lads

If you tie a really thick elastic band around your testicles and restrict blood flow would they eventually die?

its an easy offer - 2 As and 1 A*

not worried

i am v privileged being a white upperclass male
i am gay, but unis dont look at sexual orientation data until after theyve given offers, so that doesnt help me at all

try it and let us know

why are the dutch cursed with shit hair

I must have fucked up white privilege because my life is shit

my stand up routine thus far:
>discuss what god was thinking when he made flightless birds
>improv about motorway traffic
>talk about my kids (no jokes in this section)

class privilege is way more important in terms of setting you up for future success

do you ever look at a poor white person and wonder how they fucked up their privilege

>flag
>white

There's your problem

white privilege just helps to keep you off the bottom of the bottom
it doesnt help if youre already successful enough to, for example, go to a university

>its an easy offer - 2 As and 1 A*
that's literally a dream for me

new tyrone lads

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got a conditional offer for 10 UCAS points to do hair and beauty at manchester met

>City of London corporation bought a block for £10m and donated it to Kensington

ahhhhh yes

got a third in fashion merchandising at the university of rochdale

>Queen wore a EU hat

borkes btfo

was literally about to post this

Does this post mean:
a) that offer is so easy its my dream to be given it
b) that offer is so impossible it might as well be a dream

t. Immigrant who got his HS qualifications in Singapore

didn't get the interview at poundland

Wish it were still the 90s desu

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VERY good chebs

>the 90s are over

oh okay haha

The state of those people in the t-shirts ffs

Just ordered a new t-shirt lads

watching a documentary on the nixon tapes lads. he was basically Sup Forums lmao

BODY REVOLUTION

This meme of upper-class people voting tories/republicans is nonsense. Never met a genuine richfag/posho that wasn't a Liberal or Labourite.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*burp*
pass me another beer lad

why do flags look so wrong when placed halfway down the midsection?
v odd

its the uppermiddleclass lad

Crease

What a guy

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FOB

>rich people vote against their own interests
>poor people vote against their own interests

really making me think

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stole it from Sup Forums

have you heard of the high elves?

here's a t-shirt for you mate

It's time to drop the hammer lads

YANKS OUT
FUCK OFF YANKS
YANKS OUT
FUCK OFF YANKS
YANKS OUT
FUCK OFF YANKS

might do a wankypoo, a pooey wank

The split by grade is so close as to make little difference

There's barely any difference at all based on income level.

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parents are talking about selling the house and moving to tasmania lads. i'll REE so hard you'll hear me in the UK if it happens

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Look at me, Hector

Filthy creatures.

Once watched a porno where a thick blonde and a dude kidnap a guy off the street and she forces him to cum as blackmail while they drive to the bank to empty his account.

Wish there were more like it.

ffs showed up to my doctor's appointment an hour early

I'll keep my ears open

The grades mate. Would be nice to be smart

Every Communist runt I know in real life comes from an upper-middle class family. The only reason proles vote "against their own interests" is because working-class parties become infected with progressivism.

let myself and my friends down today

do you like Islam?

President Johnson listens to a recording by his son-in-law, Marine Captain Charles Cobb, in Vietnam.

Not sure I understand the blackmail angle

Islam? Nah, not a fan

Yeah, Liam is alri desu hahaha. very good in goals

what the fuck

Wow mate that is fascinating