All the femanon have gathered in this thread

All the femanon have gathered in this thread.

Aside from the obvious question/statement.

What questions would you ask them?

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Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Why is the anus in that picture so tiny?

Why aren't you posting tits?

how rank is yo bussy?

You're just probably used to seeing some blown out anuses

Because I don't want to. Simple as that

Then leave. You should know the rules.
>>>/reddit/

So get the fuck out. You aren't welcome here.

girls don't poop so there's no need for it to be bigger

tits or gtfo?

Honestly mine had a smell and I was a bit insecure...granted it wasn't "rank" but it was a smell. Just recently after all my years of being with my man i did a low key sniff test and I was able to smell it. My hand ended up getting close to my bf and he was like "your hand smells like vagina" and I got embarrassed and was like "omg you can smell it!?!?!" And he was just like in different and was like "yea" like it was no big deal so I was like "I've always been so insecure about it...tell me, you've been close to multiple vaginas and I haven't. Is this smell normal"
And he was like "yea smells like a typical vagina smell lol"


And that's how i learned the smell I made a big deal about wasn't even that bad

I don't go on reddit...and I've been here longer than you kid. I'll stay where I am

Then how the hell am I supposed to get my whole fist in there, then? Huh? Tell me that.

>"wha I'm so lonely"
>"how do I get a gf?"
>"girl advice?"
>"I've never even talk to a girl ;_;"

*girl finally enters thread*

"Hey user I'm a girl! I'll help you out!


"WTF GET OUT OF HERE WE DON'T WANT YOU WHORE!!!!"


And you wonder why you all are lonely faggots lol

Wow I'm sure am impressed how long you've been here. A whole year good job.

I wish

Probably because you're a femanon you wont find the smell pleasurable, as a guy we find the smell attractive if were horny.

I guess it would be the same as you tasting cum, if you're horny then it's probably a turn on but if not then it's probably not that great.

this thread sucks

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Lmfao I don't recall saying a year...thats cute.

I'll gladly tell you but I'm 99% sure you'll just respond with a number slightly larger than mine just so you don't look stupid.

Every time I see this pic I think, I wonder if this dude realizes he’s a meme

I’m pretty drunk right now

Trips of truth?

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he became an hero two years ago if I remember correctly

Damn no way? Damn..

LMFAO that's cute but it doesn't work that way. Cum is never really tasty. It's just something some girls can swallow.

Think of it like taking a gross gulp of medicine.

You don't like the taste but it makes you feel good (as in proud) lol

u gotta post a soource my man

I'm a femanon and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

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Not more than you faggot

This.
The woman's anus is mostly vestigial.

That is exactly what I said the smell it self is only pleasurable because of the thought process of it making you horny which then makes it attractive.

butt sex?

I might be wrong, people were linking to articles about it at the time though

Fun fact.
I get trips VERY often...i wonder if it's a sign

I seriously doubt you've been here for 8 years

Femanons,

Do you accept that a meninism movement is warranted? Do you see the current double-standards our society currently biases in your favor?

Do you think it just?

Being here for 8 years still makes you a newfag

Lmfao longer than that try 10 years. Technically 10 and a half but let's just stay at 10

Since 2004, fucker.

I don't care...all I known is feminists suck and I like being in the kitchen and i like to treat my man like a god.

Sorry for the crazy feminazis user

Yea sure lol

Bet you were still shitting in diapers back then.

just one question. WHHY YOU A BITCH?

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looks like he's also known as gordo granudo and it seems like he posted on forums in spanish, slight possibility he's not even murican, probs some south american country

Newfags

nah nig. you dont understand. you new

because being nice to a grill on the internet doesnt get you anywhere. why not faggot?

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Why she isn't in the kitchen and making food.

nothing to be proud of

Quads of truth

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Lmfao if you think that's "shitting in diapers" then I'm pretty sure I'm your elder dear

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the fuck is happening

Newfag here. Been around since 2015.

How So? I net a guy online and fucked him before. Granted that ain't happening here but it's possible.
So your excuse is shit

An actual newfag here. Been around since 2005

can confirm its possible. have fucked 2 girls I met on \b\

Maybe 2014? Idk. Never understood this dick measuring contest. I could be m00t and no-one could confirm it.

Shit maybe you were the guy I fucked? Lol

maybe. gimme something to go on here?

does putting your tounge on a girls urethral opening feel good our weird?its right under the clitoris so ive probably tounge penetrated that a lot.

Well I'm a white girl in the LA county area lol

nowhere near me user, you were fucking some other neckbeard

Samefag

I can assure you that it feels weird. I'm gonna make it real easy for you guys.

You go down on a girl just 2 things.

Keep at the clit (the rest is just skin...normal skin...)
And finger the vagina (I'll give you this much and tell you that the very beginning of the vaginal opening feels a bit good when it's being stretched)

Also don't suck on the clit like your like depended on it. Very like sucking is enough

Ah ok then lol
Would have been a bit awkward since I ghosted him years ago lol

Bitch where?

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you tried nigger. now kys

I guess his world is shook realizing that if he wasn't such a dick to girls on here all the time he maybe could have gotten laid

Hey girlies, potential sugar daddy here.

I'm a heathly sized white guy (I've been called thicc before xP) looking for a forward thinking, very smart, very good looking - someone who knows her words, preferably white (though i love the blacks omo), woman (though thats negotiable, very foreword thinking, very smart guy).
hmu on twitter im a pretty popular guy so i shouldnt be too hard to find.
if you wanna move straight ahead with it (you know what i mean =_0) then my address is
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S. - the gate is usually closed but you can just help yourself in. gotta hop the fence but its no biggy xP xpxpxxpxpxxp

I'm on my way Donny!

labia are tiny too (rare irl)
it's just a reference pic

Yeah it's literally like swallowing snot, but you gotta do it for ya man

Exactly. Plus it's dorky as hell running with your mouth full of cum and spitting it out.

Yeah right?! I never understand when girls say they spit how they do it? Like do they spit into their hand or legit run naked to the bathroom?
And doesn't that just mean keeping it in your mouth longer and having to keep tasting it? Straight down the hatch, I don't even let it touch my tongue and just swallow straight up ahaha

>LMFAO that's cute but it doesn't work that way.
yes it does virgin, I've sucked plenty of dick and swallowing is a huge turn on but if you aren't horny then it's shitty.

YES!!!!!! Thats all you gotta do! That's exactly my method. As long as it doesn't touch my tongue then it's no big deal.

If girls can take a tequila shot then they can swallow cum. That's a fact.
Hell cum is easier than tequila really

>virgin
Now that's cute.
Honey I'm sure I've had more dick in and around me then you have.


>retired hoe

I'm a 31 yo femanon and up until earlier today, I honestly thought women pissed out their clit

Is for play > sex? Do girls bother making guys have a second shot?

well it's real close, honest mistake

god i did as well, then I accidentally stuck my finger into my pee hole while jacking off
thought i had a fuckin hole in my puss

can you relate?

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lmao u are not a gril or need to see a dr

Didn't know grills were too dumb to pussy.

can I relate to this clearly frustrated person venting online? ofc, I just do it about my hoa and politics instead of women

So femanons, how do I get over one of your kind without drinking myself into a stupor or ODing on Xanax?
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Yay

it was only the tip of my pinky lmao, it didn't fully go in

i am married and women DO shit.
trust me. you don't want to be in the bathroom at the same time.

Go make money faggot

the biggest mystery since time being:
why do women rather tend to not go on public toilets alone?

banter to be had in the bathroom

I can I get my wife to let me get her to full hard core orgasms, when she goes past normal orgasms to it being to much I have to quit. and when I eat her pussy she prefers I focus less on her clit so she doesn't orgasm to fast or hard which is a little bit of a disappointment.

poo

Has never heard of a cum slut.

What a champ.

Im a bloke, love fixing the cars, hauling out trees from the garden and building things.

#teamnotcunts

Well.hate to break it to you.
Vaginas aren't supposed to smell
He smelled stanky puss
Your hand smelled enough like vagina for him to recognise it
U pussy stank