Would you???
Would you???
Xavier Roberts
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Cameron Long
Sage this thread?
Sure would!
David Turner
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Leo Perry
What is your story? Why do this al the time? Isn't there something else to give you joy?
Angel Sanders
once you grow up, you'll understand, son.
John Ramirez
No I'm genuinely serious man. Tell your story
Josiah Ross
Does anybody have the vocaroo?
Ethan Perry
kys
Grayson Phillips
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
true story.
also, dubs logged
Christian Nguyen
i would run a train on his ass like a little twink boy he is
Joshua Collins
faggot
James Richardson
Says the Twink Boi.
Oliver Robinson
Lmao
Carter Butler
boring newfag trash
Jacob Allen
I would, should and could.
Justin Diaz
two logs up for this user
>logmen
Ian Hall
Don't search for a reason. he is mentally challenged, probably living in his mother basement., without work, friends. only that poor shitty internet connection (paid by his motha) is his only friend :S sad story
Aiden Thompson
boring newfag trash
John Lewis
(pasta # 8675309: use when exposing the unoriginal biersack meme-forcer)
~~~
TLDR: 98% of all these andy forced-"memes" come from ONE SAD DEGENERATE.
~~~
This is what happens when oldfags believe their own hype.
In early 2015, this sad fag fell in love with a singer from some lame group.
But like most autists, he tried to express it "ironically" (e.g., hate = love)
His love for Andy turned into SCATLOVE, but
but
He knew this was SICK FUCKERY, so to get around this,
he created images that seem to do the opposite: make fun of shit.
But make no mistake, this oldfag LOVES EATING FECES
~~~how do we know?
he goes out of his way to use FECES IN IMAGES.
he does CTRL+F on all words containing L*G
(and it PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END that I won't use his words)
(PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END)
~~~why?
simple: he's MENTALLY ILL and a SICK FUCK but IN DENIAL
~~~just one guy?
one guy makes 98% of the images. he spends thousands of hours,
making images, and posting on Sup Forums,
jacking off to the results (rustled newfags)
a few newfags follow his lead (hoping to get in on the next 'dank mememe')
but they move on when they learn how pathetic he is
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
he hates being analyzed and will use his skills to change the discussion
he'll create alternate stories to confuse newfags
(like his BS about some 'alternate artistic movement' tripe, kek)
but when anons question his mental state, he gets mad and LEAVES Sup Forums
(but he's crazy and will come back in an hour or so)
but ANALYSIS.... CAREFUL ANALYSIS WORKS
ALSO, IGNORING HIS TERMS MAKES HIM ANGRIER ;)
what doesn't work is getting mad.
getting mad at his degeneracy is precisely what gets him hard
he loves when you use his language or reuse his 'forced memes'
~~~why isn't he banned?
because controversy = moniez for Sup Forums
~~~the more you know~~~
Charles Gutierrez
I would actually watch an hour long documentary about this pitiful individual.
What motivates him.
Lincoln Watson
>What motivates him.
mental illness,
that, plus your emotional reaction (e.g., anger, butthurt, disgust)
Dominic Sullivan
Thank god OP didn't get quads. Please go back to plebbit with this newfag shit.
Jaxon Gomez
ANALysis
Adam Moore
>when people refuse to use the words l*g and s*t that you are desperate to reframe as your forced non-meme, so you grab onto any other word tangent to your mental illness....
ke
k
Connor Butler
thank you kind user!
Landon Baker
Vocaroo links any one please?
Connor Ramirez
Oh god yeah
Michael Stewart
>brony
Henry Fisher
clyp.it
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
docs.google.com
Andrew Stewart
Benjamin Thomas
William Cooper
Camden Reyes
Colton Bennett
The Ole Scat 'O Ninetails.
Mason Roberts
I was in a 14 hour Log thread yesterday. Dreamy.
Grayson Rivera
Would I what?
Aaron James
they sure leave some delicious skidmarks!
or is it scatmarks? slidmarks?
anyways, fLOG me hard, daddy
Cameron Myers
Josiah Young
This is now a spiderman thread
Connor Rivera
It was great
Justin Thomas
Go on...
Gabriel Thomas
Ok
Zachary Wilson
But what does it mean?
Jace Campbell
Dubs logged
Cooper Reyes
It doesn't have to mean anything.
Angel Nguyen
I can give you the full story if you like??
Josiah Richardson
Yes.
Luke Cox
A Log, Log time ago in a Toilet far, far away.....
Cooper Watson
No seriously, it all started from a music press article around 2.5 years ago that said Andy's Fangirls were so crazy for him, I quote "they'd literally suck a Log of shit out his asshole". Cont'd
Adrian Lee
Alexander Reed
This was turned in to the first Log image which was posted on Sup Forums pic related. Continued...
Daniel Martin
A few of us decided that maybe his shit had mystical powers or possibly that it was an act that somehow transends traditional sex on a higher plain (lololo).
Ian Jenkins
The whole thing then became increasingly Monty Python esque with images of Andy and his Log in increasingly weird situations.
Nolan Rodriguez
Why was that poop chosen? I hear a lot of "creamy and steamy," but it's so clearly dried out and desiccated that there must have been a different rationale behind choosing it.
Ethan Thompson
The Logposters developed their own ways of reverence to the Log such as spelling it with a capital L to show it's superiority, spelling slidding with two D's to denote the intensity of the experience amd Dumping rather than bumping Log threads.
Jaxon Flores
Did you not read the first bit about the music press article? It chose itself.
Colton Green
AAAAAMEN
Angel Robinson
Also pic related about his Log's properties.
Nicholas Gray
Wait, did a news article use the poop as a header?
Brayden Rodriguez
Not exactly. It was more about BVB and particularly Andy's appeal to his fans. They did use the words "suck a Log of shit out his asshole".
Nolan Jenkins
Glorious.
Brody Martin
Secondary reading
Michael Perry
Basically it's something that people have tried to understand and ANALyse when all it is, is sureal humour of the Britbong type variety based around a z list celeb and his magical poop. Enjoy it for what it is.
Jose Lee
Its ok your a little butthurt. You’ll understand when you are a little older
Julian Sullivan
I´m just posting for the joy of seeing these 14 yo virgin fapkids raging over logthreads taking up space from their precious dickflashing threads.
Carson Lewis
Is he logging that horse? Hot
Justin Perez
Some also say it is a "dirty protest" against all the endless wwyd/fb fap/ylyl/racebait/pol shit/trap threads that have shitted up Sup Forums. I suppose it is and is just inserting a little lite poop based humour.
Wyatt Brooks
Prove to me that 'Andy' isn't really just a TRAP. Pro tip: you can't.
Austin Foster
Prove to me that 'Andy' is really just a TRAP. Pro tip: you can't.
Carson Allen
>dirty protest
Literally in tears right now.
Jose Stewart
The people:
The depths Jon Logfather went to developing the whole backstory about his poops were amazing. First shops by him.
I Britbong Logposter supported him from the beginning as I got the humour right away. I have produced over 500 Log images.
The Log archivist has kept and catalogued all the images and copypasta.
A little while down the line a video guy called Animaterr Man started making videos about it and further proliferation across Sup Forums.
A whole load more kids have joined in now and I can no longer keep track of all the players.
Owen Wilson
He might be. IDGAF.
Hudson Rodriguez
It's not like he's someone we even care about. He's a Z-List object of ridicule.
Jose Adams
You care enough to say you don't
Leo Anderson
Animaterr Man is often accused quite falsely of being the Logposter and the posting being the work of him as just one individual. He fully admits this is entirely false.
There is also a Anti Log Guy we know as The Armchair PsychoLOGist. He has desperately tried to psychoanalise The Log and The Logposters. He has also tried to profile us and say we are somehow scat enthusiasts and have various psychological conditions. He tries very hard but he yet to get a single fact correct. We mostly just string him along.
Nathaniel Bell
>what is American High-school LOGic
Carter Murphy
Chase Ortiz
Josiah Smith
Jayden Richardson
Julian Davis
James Brooks
Hot n' Steamy.
Caleb Diaz
Brandon Powell
Joshua Edwards
Lucas Watson
Should be Dani Filth as the Log recipient.
Asher Taylor
then fire up your shoop, user!
David Sanchez
Feeling lazy today. Maybe tomorrow.
Cooper Campbell
You Sir are a veteran Logist and a true hero.
I tip my hat and wish you a good slidding.
Angel Gonzalez
>I found who was behind of it
Nathan Ortiz
Cameron Green
Levi Taylor
Colton Morales
ok, not my best one, i admit.
Wyatt Parker
YES
E
S
Cameron Price
Jace Brooks
Jack Howard
LOGS
Camden Ross
(pasta # 8675309: use when exposing the unoriginal biersack meme-forcer)
~~~
TLDR: 98% of all these andy forced-"memes" come from ONE SAD DEGENERATE.
~~~
This is what happens when oldfags believe their own hype.
In early 2015, this sad fag fell in love with a singer from some lame group.
But like most autists, he tried to express it "ironically" (e.g., hate = love)
His love for Andy turned into SCATLOVE, but
but
He knew this was SICK FUCKERY, so to get around this,
he created images that seem to do the opposite: make fun of shit.
But make no mistake, this oldfag LOVES EATING FECES
~~~how do we know?
he goes out of his way to use FECES IN IMAGES.
he does CTRL+F on all words containing L*G
(and it PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END that I won't use his words)
(PISSES HIM OFF TO NO END)
~~~why?
simple: he's MENTALLY ILL and a SICK FUCK but IN DENIAL
~~~just one guy?
one guy makes 98% of the images. he spends thousands of hours,
making images, and posting on Sup Forums,
jacking off to the results (rustled newfags)
a few newfags follow his lead (hoping to get in on the next 'dank mememe')
but they move on when they learn how pathetic he is
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
~~~WHAT IS HIS WEAKNESS?
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS. ANALYSIS.
he hates being analyzed and will use his skills to change the discussion
he'll create alternate stories to confuse newfags
(like his BS about some 'alternate artistic movement' tripe, kek)
but when anons question his mental state, he gets mad and LEAVES Sup Forums
(but he's crazy and will come back in an hour or so)
but ANALYSIS.... CAREFUL ANALYSIS WORKS
ALSO, IGNORING HIS TERMS MAKES HIM ANGRIER ;)
what doesn't work is getting mad.
getting mad at his degeneracy is precisely what gets him hard
he loves when you use his language or reuse his 'forced memes'
~~~why isn't he banned?
because controversy = moniez for Sup Forums
~~~the more you know~~~
Hunter Bennett
fucking kek