This is my cat. His name is khajj and he doesn't like any of you

this is my cat. His name is khajj and he doesn't like any of you.

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thats ok hes not my cat why would i care if he likes me??? my cat loves me :)
cute cat tho

I bet if I met him he'd like me... That's what everyone says about their cats

Actually he probably would. He's not shy.

Let me stroke kot

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Why u want stroke kot?

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I donĀ“t care. I like him anyway.

Cuz I have no kot

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kot habe blini????????

Kot neva hot

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he's cute anyways
what's up with that name? special meaning or just non-english language?

Made up shortened version of khajiit

Ima murder your cat

don't worry about the hair
tons of men look great giving a fuck about their hair
but you need to rethink how to handle a tube.
that red stuff is dead.

You can try. He beat up a dog yeasterday.

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I stopped using it. It wasn't doing anything for me but I figured it was worth a shot.

Poor cat, named like a junkie gypsy nigger

how do you get a picture like this?

most of that is snake oil
the majority of the few that work just do on very specific circumstances
all need months of time to have an effect
if it does you can't be sure it's from that stuff. maybe environment changed, your behaviour, diet, there's a thousand things that might do the same or destroy the little effect

you need a house with a window
a cat
a camera
a computer with internet access
all combined up in the right order can make a photographic image similar to the one posted

Yeah? But I like him very much, and I hope he'll live long and prosper.

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go get kot. live prospor.

Get a real camera. Just the lens on my camera costs more than your iPhone.

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It just occurred to me that this furball will likely be with me until I'm 50. Sigh

my cat won't stop meowing, what's wrong with him?
here, I recorded it: vocaroo.com/i/s1qrKCcfhzui

10/10

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Why are you pretending to be a cat?

you obv never saw portrait mode on iphone x, or any other better android
just because you paid a lot it doesn't mean cheaper tech could not have similar results
admitted, in a given small range, but i'd say cat pics are def in the range.

what are you talking about, user? it's clearly a cat xD

The iPhone's image center is a tiny fraction of the size of a full frame sensor camera. it will never come close to approaching a real camera. Sorry.

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yeah, and?
it still can make cat pics with sharp nose and blurred tail
even my android can (sony z3)
it just can on a small range of possible situations, yeah, but saying it just can't is wrong.
you could go lower on the lighting, and your manual control allows far more modification
my cam is always in my pocket. and cheaper.
i'm ok with it.

K

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how can a 1" sensor be 13x9mm?
that's roughly 16mm

the 1/3.2" is 5.7mm diag, should be 7.94
somethings fucked with your table.