/sag/ - India Global Superpower Edition
Honorary Invitees: Afghanistan, Iran
Invited: Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka
Not invited: People saying Afghanistan is not /sag/, Pajeets who can't into bantz
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>implying South Asia wouldn't become first world if everyone started listening to Punjabi beats
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>Anal is haraam.
Reasons? I thought Islam allowed you to be kinky as fuck as long as you were married
>And pegging comes under Alawat (Deeds of the Nation of Lot)
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Also, how is it described in the archaic language?
Bit weird that his father is watching so "closely".
NEED to fuck gay paki's boipussy
Designated peeing station
You mind me asking who you are, brah?
There are a lot of restrictions on married sex as well. No swallowing and no anal.
Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.
Anal is haraam because the ass is meant for shitting and not fucking. It is easier to contract AIDs and other STDs from there as well.
The Quran says "And do not approach your wives from behind"
The nation of Lot were the cities of Sodom and Gamorrah. First Lot and his family was asked to flee but his wife returned to the city out of lust and disobedience to Allah and was turned to stone. Then the cities we're pelted with brimstone and fire. Gabriel then descended to the Earth and lifted each City on each one hand and flung them back down.
>Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.
that is so fucking lame
doing a poo
>The Quran says "And do not approach your wives from behind"
kek
>Try to be as modest and secretive about it as possible. Lights off while doing and covers on you.
That's stupid. What if you wife has a big fucking tattoo of Mickey Mouse on her pussy?
getting cucked
It's not a must do.
It's preferred. There are three categories in Islam Halal (Permitted), preferred and Haraam.
Halal is anything besides anal and swallowing within wedlock
Preferred is sex with the lights off and covers on
Haraam is anal and swallowing.
Stop posting this pic
This is disgusting
Maybe he is Anti-India Marxist Sikh.
So sucking is fine only the swallowing is a no no?
Swallowing? Seriously?
it's a /brit/ gimmick, they should be largely compatible here
What do you mean? What kind of question is that?
Oh, come out you black and tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wives how you won medals down in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely lanes in Killashandra
the Irish are so based
That is correct. What do you have against me?
Nothing.
Irish patriotism is based.
death before marxism
Can a Pakistanianon post the pic of that qt paki girl?
Your life is not worth much but we won't mind killing you if you try and resist the revolution.
Marxism doesn't work.
>swallowing
Why tho? What about facials?
S-sorry
kidron da hega tu veere
>being a soulless commie
MARXISTS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES
It's probably a Pajeet trying to bait people by larping as a Sikh
Yeah. As commies despise religion, how can someone be a Marxist and Sikh at the same time.
Yes, within wedlock
That's the Bible version with a lot wie d details added for comedic puposes
Permitted but it's messy
What's wrong with swallowing though?
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This one?
Nah. It was an amateur selfie afaik
No, thanks. You can tell she's rather hairy in the wrong places.
>Picture of (((Marx))) with his Mass Murderer followers.
I know which one you're talking about, but can't be arsed, sorry.
Semen is Najs (impure) and Haraam like pork. This is why on has to perform ghusl (Purification, full body bath) after ejaculating. So it is also haraam to consume it. One can spit it out but it's better you don't take the risk.
>This is why on has to perform ghusl (Purification, full body bath) after ejaculating.
What stupidity. This must be a special hell for people on honeymoon
This one?
I'd like to request pictures of cute desi girls with big tiddies please
>implying I would peddle Punjabi qts just so that some guy sitting in UK can fap to them
Not gonna happen, mate
>Not taking a shower after sex
No wonder you guys smell funny. I think you're confused, ghusl is performed to be pure again so you can pray, read the Quran etc.
>this
>qt
Based paki, you're the one who had a crush on her. You're not fooling anyone.
Not based paki. And fuck that 13 year old unfunny cunt
No
She isn't even good enough to wipe Fatima Bhutto's ass
Also, Hina Rabbani Khar
She is right mix of grace and dominance in the way only Jattis are
Yea, for the people sucking dick, I haven't yet seen anything funny come out of his posts
Okay, fuck it, I'll get it for you, Hans, even if I have to go through a bunch of threads. A Jatt doesn't scrimp on hospitality
*for all the people sucking his
that was the final, nuclear option and he's scared as shit that the pee will get everywhere and he's using all of his focus not to have a mishap
>implying you wouldn't
Thank you my friend
Nah, brah, we treasure our qts too much to do something like that
Have a dopeass song instead:
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this one is superior tbqh
'NOTHER ONE (1)
What's wrong with you?
Here have something actually good, also take a look at the OP: youtube.com
Here you go mate
This is acceptable. Where you from, brah?
>Where you from, brah?
to be concise, i'm a madrassi as Sardara would say. i just like to post these songs ironically tbqh
Greetings Abdools, kike worshippers, khalistani bhadwo, commies.
Every general needs one chuttad, I suppose
>Sardara
I miss those guys, even the shitposting Canadian Sikhbros
Now we have to share space with Pajeets like this one Maybe it's time I left too...
>responding to Pajeets
Guru angrejdevji da lund choos bhindranwale di tatti
This one is superior:
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Emperor Poojesh is here.
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When will you stop taking the bait?
That's classical stuff you listen to impress people. Here's some real shit: youtube.com
indiachan.com
Why is indiachan so cancerous.
Yes thats the pic. Thank you bery much m8
>indiachan
That should tell you everything. Anyway, is that where all these new retards are coming from?
No, problem boi. A Jatt always come through and all that shizzle
*comes
Cant grow a mustache kek
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens
Anyway is there a Paki equivalent of whatever this shithole is ?
So this is where the smell was coming from
I hope not. And even if there is one, I dont wanna know about it.
What do Pakis think of Sikhs? I guess middle class guys don't give a shit but was is the general perception towards Sikhs as compared to, say, Ahmaddiyas or Hindus
Trips tell the truth
Oi, tell me something cool about the Pak army. What does your dad do?
What do you guys think of the Indian army?
Is the Pak army dominated by Jatts like how the Indian army is?
My dad is in the engineering corps and he's retireing this year. Pak army is majority punjabis but they tall as fugg, like 5'10 is average. Not much hostility from officers towards indian army, they respect the strength of it and gurkhas. Their children are the problem, suffering from cancerous patratism and superiority complex
>Volcom cap
is that what is interesting about her? i don't see anything else tbqh
Alright and who's responsible for this cringe fest?
>and gurkhas
Elaborate
>cancerous patratism and superiority complex
Indians are the same way. Somehow I feel that Pakis are more amicable though. Indians, especially on social media and news seem to be full of vitriol for Pakistan (and by extension Muslims).
A dead soldier's daughter got rape and death threats for saying that she didn't blame Pakistan for her father's death but the war between the two states. That should tell you all about how people feel here.
/soc/?
>gurkhas
Your special forces, we have discovery india, there are documentaries about indians army and gurkha and how they are trained
>/soc/
No, Sup Forums
Fucking paki stop making cringey threads you madarchod
this nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?
What the fuck is this thread even supposed to be about?
>ended up bumping it anyway
Fuck
>madarchod
Aren't you the Afghanbrah?
>nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?
You better be the madrassi, with that shitty grammar
>You better be the madrassi, with that shitty grammar
PLS CORRECT
>nakh to already kat gayi hai humlogo ke, thoda tho sharafath dikhao thread banane meh?
naak toh already katt gayi hai hum logon ki, /thodi/ toh sharafath dikhao inhein banane meh
You're from Tamil nadu, yea?
>TN
nah, MH
>MH
That's madrassi enough for us Punjabis
Indians didn't threaten her, twitter did, bhejakhalistani.
ya, I figured, like Sardara would say. i don't take offense to it though, madrassis are among the majority in when it comes to fighting the good fight for India
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>madrassis are among the majority in when it comes to fighting the good fight for India
Trips confirm
But yea, South Indians are kinda fucking over RSS-BJP's plans to enforce Hindi and Sanskrit everywhere
Why do Muslims say Dinia instead of nia?
This pig is an unemployed khalistani pig who keeps posting shit all day long. Don't treat him as human.
>RSS-BJP's plans to enforce Hindi and Sanskrit everywhere
when will we have a period of level heads in the ruling class?
fucking corrupt politicians and gullible people everywhere
>when will we have a period of level heads in the ruling class?
Doubt it will happen in the near future. There is no better alternative just options that are less bad.
In my opinion, politicians of any country reflect the society they come from. Politicians are scummy, liars and bigots in India because that's what Indians are as a whole.
We'll get better rulers when Indian society evolves which is unlikely to happen any time soon.
reminder afghans are white
>In my opinion, politicians of any country reflect the society they come from.
isn't that something what Obama had said? in any case I, sadly, agree. but i hope to be proven wrong.
>isn't that something what Obama had said?
Donno lol
You are more pink than white, brah