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>Be good guy
>work in a bank
>play football
>be cucked
>become an hero
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>Be good guy
>work in a bank
>play football
>be cucked
>become an hero
shawshank redemption
>Nicolas Cage
>be me
>war veteran
>autism levels are off the charts
>i didnt know my dad
>mom's a whore
>gf's a whore too
>stuck with her kid
>don't even know if he's mine
>still gonna make him a better man than i ever was
>be me
>sent to school and make faggot friends
>really scraping at the end of barrel here.jpeg
>Albino chad wants me to join his group
>say no
>get bored and start playing extreme board games
>retard friend gets rekt
>steal a rock from mirror
>get sucker punched by a piece of air
>wake up to find pedo robbing my sweets.
Phantom of the opera?
I know this is the point of the thread but this sounds good, what movie is it?
8mm
forest gump
>Wtf aliens
>turn into alien
district 9
D9
District 9
>get fired
>get drunk
>sell stuff
>get more drunk
>get undrunk
Forrest gump
>be in vegas
>drink to kms
it was left behind
>something about vampires
>dressed in all white with a cool looking sword
>kind of a knock off of ghost in the shell maybe
>unforgivably sexy action girl
>be autistic kike redneck
>see Vicky valencourts boobies
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>become alpha
>robbers robbing store
>nigger gets shot
>robbers run to a mansion
>people turn into zombies
>dawn
>protagonists run away
>white hat 1337 destroys magician and fag on an airplane
Harry Potter and the philosophers stone
>aging father helping a farmer out
>shots fired when they get home
>aging father has his daughter taken away by somebody better than him in every way
>he loses his father shortly after
>goes all out on the man who is supposedly his better
Harry potter
>be beta
>get summer job
>smoke pot with cools people
>become alpha
>get laid
>the end
Water Boy?
cars 3
water boy
EUROFAG ALERT.
CALL IT THE SORCERER'S STONE OR FUCKING GAS YOURSELF.
water boy
adventure land?
Correct, user!
>nigger war
from dusk til dawn
>the dinosaurs don't suck in this one
Just watched it on Saturday lol
Kek. We had to dumb down the word for the muritards.
Friday?
Nice.
Seriously though, why did J.K. change it? Is there are real reason or did she just feel like it?
>redneck talks on the radio about his ex gf
>be longneck virgin
>hang out with threehorn, spiketail, flyer and bigmouth faggots
>be scared shitless of chad sharptooth
Zulu
Joe Dirt.
yup!
>tv is gone
>me and best mate travel thousands of miles to find it
Beavis and butthead do the murica
Land Before Time
> King with bros
> LF special cup
> coconuts
yea
beavis and butthead
Leaving Nicholas Cages' Liver
Matrix 2
ultraviolet
logan
>guy loses dick
>store gets sorta robbed
>some people die
>shit gets mixed up
you are correct
>tap dancer isn't kill
>tap dancer wins
>wins again
>not competition
>still not kill
>kids get pissed off
>murder friend in Everglades
>true story
>anal
>salty milk and coins
>heal rat
>get killed
>character who's name starts with P gets fucked in the ass by 2 guys
There are a lot of movies about it
Titanic
Ratatouille.
Green mile
8 mile
Yessir
clockwork?
nope
>man walks into fate store
>man browses
>"uh yeah I think I'll take the non-slut white qt fate"
>yep that'll be one forever - no takes backsies
>"on second thought"
>man walks out the store keking
>universe collapse
>damaged goods
>be man
>boat broke
>meet ball
>go back
>Guy falls in love with married woman
>Takes her with him
>Husband attacks City
>Thousands die
>closet
>goat-man
>white woman
>war
>lion
sphere?
Troy
>yugoslavia
>bus
>gypsies
>bus gets bombed
The Lion Witch and the Christian Allegory
Too easy, huh?
Fight club.
>A guy finds money and runs
Not a lot of husbands attack cities
No, one guy's name starts with G and other one with R
The Room
Next easy one
>Students
>Detention
heathers
>political guy
>jacuzzi, hoes and coke
>hand out rpgs
>everything went better then expected
>but nobody knows
Lmao i perfectly described it but thats not it.
No
>reptiles
>flying machines
no country for old men
Planet of the Apes
>people confuse me with another person who has the same name as me
> family has to move because of dad's work
> the ship gets lost
> spiders!
>businesssman strikes it big
>loses son in the process
>ends with murder
>he's finished
>dogs flying through the air attacking people
>Except it's spoopy sharks
Cast away?
Super Detention fits, but you probably mean the one with Hall and Ringwald
>brazil
>cars
>bank robbery
Yes!!!
Then what is it?
big lebowski
There Will be Blood
Sharknado
??
got it
Fight Club
Yep!
>drive into mountain
>aliens show up
>rock the house
>outwit Italian madman
>avert nuclear war