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>Be good guy
>work in a bank
>play football
>be cucked
>become an hero

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shawshank redemption

>Nicolas Cage

>be me
>war veteran
>autism levels are off the charts
>i didnt know my dad
>mom's a whore
>gf's a whore too
>stuck with her kid
>don't even know if he's mine
>still gonna make him a better man than i ever was

>be me
>sent to school and make faggot friends
>really scraping at the end of barrel here.jpeg
>Albino chad wants me to join his group
>say no
>get bored and start playing extreme board games
>retard friend gets rekt
>steal a rock from mirror
>get sucker punched by a piece of air
>wake up to find pedo robbing my sweets.

Phantom of the opera?

I know this is the point of the thread but this sounds good, what movie is it?

8mm

forest gump

>Wtf aliens
>turn into alien

district 9

D9

District 9

>get fired
>get drunk
>sell stuff
>get more drunk
>get undrunk

Forrest gump

>be in vegas
>drink to kms

it was left behind

>something about vampires
>dressed in all white with a cool looking sword
>kind of a knock off of ghost in the shell maybe
>unforgivably sexy action girl

>be autistic kike redneck
>see Vicky valencourts boobies
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>become alpha

>robbers robbing store
>nigger gets shot
>robbers run to a mansion
>people turn into zombies
>dawn
>protagonists run away

>white hat 1337 destroys magician and fag on an airplane

Harry Potter and the philosophers stone

>aging father helping a farmer out
>shots fired when they get home
>aging father has his daughter taken away by somebody better than him in every way
>he loses his father shortly after
>goes all out on the man who is supposedly his better

Harry potter

>be beta
>get summer job
>smoke pot with cools people
>become alpha
>get laid
>the end

Water Boy?

cars 3

water boy

EUROFAG ALERT.
CALL IT THE SORCERER'S STONE OR FUCKING GAS YOURSELF.

water boy

adventure land?

Correct, user!

>nigger war

from dusk til dawn

>the dinosaurs don't suck in this one

Just watched it on Saturday lol

Kek. We had to dumb down the word for the muritards.

Friday?

Nice.

Seriously though, why did J.K. change it? Is there are real reason or did she just feel like it?

>redneck talks on the radio about his ex gf

>be longneck virgin
>hang out with threehorn, spiketail, flyer and bigmouth faggots
>be scared shitless of chad sharptooth

Zulu

Joe Dirt.

yup!

>tv is gone
>me and best mate travel thousands of miles to find it

Beavis and butthead do the murica

Land Before Time

> King with bros
> LF special cup
> coconuts

yea

beavis and butthead

Leaving Nicholas Cages' Liver

Matrix 2

ultraviolet

logan

>guy loses dick
>store gets sorta robbed
>some people die
>shit gets mixed up

you are correct

>tap dancer isn't kill
>tap dancer wins
>wins again
>not competition
>still not kill

>kids get pissed off
>murder friend in Everglades
>true story

>anal
>salty milk and coins

>heal rat
>get killed

>character who's name starts with P gets fucked in the ass by 2 guys


There are a lot of movies about it

Titanic

Ratatouille.

Green mile

8 mile

Yessir

clockwork?

nope

>man walks into fate store
>man browses
>"uh yeah I think I'll take the non-slut white qt fate"
>yep that'll be one forever - no takes backsies
>"on second thought"
>man walks out the store keking
>universe collapse
>damaged goods

>be man
>boat broke
>meet ball
>go back

>Guy falls in love with married woman
>Takes her with him
>Husband attacks City
>Thousands die

>closet
>goat-man
>white woman
>war
>lion

sphere?

Troy

>yugoslavia
>bus
>gypsies
>bus gets bombed

The Lion Witch and the Christian Allegory

Too easy, huh?

Fight club.
>A guy finds money and runs

Not a lot of husbands attack cities

No, one guy's name starts with G and other one with R

The Room

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Next easy one
>Students
>Detention

heathers

>political guy
>jacuzzi, hoes and coke
>hand out rpgs
>everything went better then expected
>but nobody knows

Lmao i perfectly described it but thats not it.

No

>reptiles
>flying machines

no country for old men

Planet of the Apes

>people confuse me with another person who has the same name as me

> family has to move because of dad's work
> the ship gets lost
> spiders!

>businesssman strikes it big
>loses son in the process
>ends with murder
>he's finished

>dogs flying through the air attacking people
>Except it's spoopy sharks

Cast away?

Super Detention fits, but you probably mean the one with Hall and Ringwald

>brazil
>cars
>bank robbery

Yes!!!

Then what is it?

big lebowski

There Will be Blood

Sharknado

??

got it

Fight Club

Yep!

>drive into mountain
>aliens show up
>rock the house
>outwit Italian madman
>avert nuclear war