Share your secrets, Anons

Share your secrets, Anons.

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LEEEEET
USSSSS
PROFILE
YOUUUU

It's been awhile boys, let's do this.
LOOKIN FOR YOU, TRAIN-TRACKS!
Are you still lurking around here?

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Op here, do you want a time stamp?

I hate this stupid thread. And it's reposted constantly.

I haven't posted in weeks. When was the last one reposted?

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I like to post in share your secret threads and make up pretend secrets for attention.

I tell my Gf that I love her, but I don't.

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lern2filter or lern2stopcrying

When I was five or six, I played doctor with the Neighbors four or five year old daughter.
I remember everything.
Can you go to jail for having these memories?

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yes

Fuck

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I'll bite.
Three months ago I stole a pair of panties from a friend of mine. We were hanging out at her place and she fucked off to the bathroom for a minute, and I saw them lying close to the bottom at the edge of her laundry pile. Lacey, minimal, turquoise number. Without thinking I took them. Sniffed them every day for two weeks while jacking it, and when they lost their smell I wiped my dick clean with them and got rid of them. She has no idea I took them, if she did everyone would know about it. We still hang out.

I asked Sup Forums for relationship advice once and it got me a girlfriend.

I like watching people getting tortured.
I just dont know why.
It oddly satisfies me.

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You're not alone, user. I enjoy gore, cartel executions especially.

About 4 years ago I had sex with the daughter of my wife's best friend.
> We had gone with two other couples on a week long road trip to go to a horse show
> I had rented an RV and drove it from Texas to Colorado whit my wife
> One of our friends fell at the show and my wife ended up driving her truck and trailer back to San Antonio
> Her daughter ended up riding with me in the RV
> The first problem was a flat tire that delayed us for most of a day getting fixed.
> We spent the night in a Target parking lot.
> Nothing happened that night but I think the girl masturbated several times in the night.
> The next day we left in the morning hoping to get home that night but the weather was horrible.
> I stopped driving mid-day and parked at a rest area and waited for the rain to clear. It got worse with hail high winds.
> I was worried we would get blown over.
> The girl started to cry and I hugged her and we got into the bed together. I got hard and she noticed.
> She asked to see my dick and I took it out.
> We ended up fucking many times that afternoon and into the night.
> In the morning we drove for several hours and stopped again at another rest area and fucked again.
> I got her home about midnight

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude, usually with my gf as well

Nice

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It was a good two weeks. Gonna need to snatch a new pair soon, or a pair of pantyhose/stay up stockings.

>Cheating on your wife

Pic related

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Literally worse than Hitler

One pair of lost panties can be blamed on the washer
One pair every time you come over is gonna be obvious
Call me crazy, but maybe instead of striving to jerk off with this girls panties, you should strive for a sexual relationship with this girl.

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Why do you think that is?
Do you see it as a real world reflection of the suffering you feel inside?
Or that people deserve to suffer, and you derive a sadistic pleasure from it?

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One pair every time I come over? Nah, I'm thirsty, not greedy, I know I need to space the "heists" out a little. And while I would love to fuck her silly and then some, she is way out of my league so chances of that happening are practically zero.

You're already friends with this girl
Just bump that up to friends plus. Friends 2.0 if you will.

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True, but like I said, she is way out of my league. Like, so much it's barely funny. But hey, fuck it all, may as well try. If I succeed I will contact you telepathically demanding an excessive amount of cash and beer.

If the desire to hide my wallet ever hits me, I'll know you're gettin' laid. Good speed, user!

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My wife doesn't know her dad offered to buy us an apartment as a wedding present.

he is tired of you living in their basement

Haha, no. We rent a nice apartment but he offered to buy us one outright.

Another thing, if I fuck her I will most likely instantly turn into a Chad. That is the level she is on, looks-wise.

vump

Boompan

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Got one right here.

I enjoy gore. A lot. I hide porn on my phone and computer, even though I don't need to due to me being the only one using them, but I never hide gore.

And no I do not jack off to gore. I enjoy the suffering. It is satisfying to see and hear someone die. The best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) part is that the supply will never run dry, and the videos themselves don't exactly grow stale either.

I fucked my best friends girlfriend on multiple occasions a few years ago. Theyre about to get married

I-AM-BECOME-CHAD

Nah. More like:
I. HAVE. EVOLVED.
BEHOLD, FOR I AMBECOME CHAD, SMASHER OF PUSSY, KICKER OF ASSES

*am become
Fuck typing on a phone, man

buuuuuuuummmmppppppppppppppp

Was she a good lay?