>be me senior high school about 5 years ago >having lunch with my parents in a country club in upstate new york >I usually go to play a match of tennis after lunch with whoever wants to play with me >see a bunch of old fucks sitting by the court, ask them if they want to play a match >tall blonde old fuck laughs and says "my friend here wants to play with you, he hasn't play for a long time" >take a look at his friend...it's larry fucking david >he stands up goes to the court and says something like "go easy on me" or some shit. We play for about 1 hour until he says, "fuck it I can't do this anymore". I thank him and go to the stands to drink some water and chill. Larry's group leaves. >I gather my shit after a few minutes and go my way back to the club's restaurant, my parents are waiting for me there >As I walk down there I see larry eating a sandwich alone on a bench, I approach and extend my hand while thanking him for the match > He looks at my hand, then at me and says "I would shake your hand but Im about to eat my sandwich and I dont want to wash my hands again" >I just laugh because thats something I expect larry david would say. I go on my way. >I finally get to the restaurant and sit with my parent at the table (the restaurant is near the club's parking lot so everyone who wants to go to their car has to pass by the restaurant's terrace >After a while I see larry walking down to his car, he sees me, waves at me and yells "good luck kid, see you around" >both of my parents look at me and say..."is that larry david?"
I met Obama once. He sounds like a real nigger in person.
Jordan Edwards
I fingered lindsey lohan in back of her car
Asher Cook
I shared an elevator with Nina Hartley
Caleb Martin
Lucky fuck, did you interacted with her?
Kevin Mitchell
She stood in front of me and looked behind and winked at me as she walked out since I was staring at her ass. I was 14 at the time and had just discovered internet porn and I only fapped to her for months after.
Oliver Johnson
British Queen Prince Philip Connie Huq (a minor UK children's TV presenter)
Blake Watson
not a great story but once i was between flighs in mexico city airport and this group "Cafe tacuba" (which is famous in latin america) was going the other way, i didn´t say anything i just raised my hand a couple of them gave me hi fives
Jonathan Gonzalez
I've met several while working as a valet in a park city resort but the most memorable one was harrison ford, he arrived in a porsche cayenne for a meeting or lunch, I was so fucking glad to see him because I love han solo. After a few hours he goes out and I say, mr. Ford can i have a autograph from you, please? He said he wish he could but he was in a rush, he took his wallet and I told him we couldn't accept tips from customers, he then did like he was huggin me and put some money inside my pocket and went on his way. After a few minutes i checked it out and it was 400 fucking dollars. I took my family for dinner with that money that night.
yeah. also wanted to ask him if he was gay, so I'd have an excuse to suck his monster cock. turns out, someone donated it to a museum a while back so I got it out of the jar and rammed it down my mouth. could only fit about 6 inches and some little flakey things broke off. also tasted like chemicals. probably the formaldehyde. yuck.
Carter Hall
I used to hang around the rear of the local midsize venue waiting to meet with artists after shows I'd attend.
Ian Mackaye is the nicest fucker on the planet.
Lars Fredricksen is an asshole.
Saw Hole when I was 14 and a bouncer beat the fuck out of me after Courtney Love landed on me. She apologized out back for what happened. Some idiot tried to get her to sign a Nirvana CD (this was like months after he an heroed) and it made her super bummed.
Met Nicky Wire on the street when the Manics played Seattle. Super nice.
Jason Garcia
TAYLOR MOMSEN GAVE ME A HANDJOB IN A WENDY'S TOILET
Michael Gray
I met this guy once, when i w&as young, it is still a pain in the ass
Walked right by Danny Devito at Coachella 10 years ago. Was filming and not attracting attention to himself.
Jose Jackson
He's probably into dubstep and mumble rap, just laugh at him and insult him some more
Kayden Lewis
Had drinks with Pitbull at the W hotel bar in atlanta. Had no idea who it was until the bartender told me when he got up to leave. Nice guy. Manlet though.
Andrew Bell
Not really surprised, since he is a nigger
Sebastian Ramirez
Smash Mouth's new stuff is actually really good.
Joshua Perry
Why would you have a drink with a bald, manlet stranger? Are you a fag and did you want to fuck him or get fucked in the ass?
Connor Gomez
I was friends with the bartender and go there for free drinks. He and the 10/10 he was with set down next to me. the chick was absolutely stunning. probably the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in purpose. after i found out it was him i looked him up on youtube the next day and the chick was in one of the videos. god tier.
William Jackson
Which video?
Gabriel Cook
Send link
Nathaniel Thompson
i'll find it, it was years ago. 1 sec
Wyatt Fisher
>Be me >At Disneyland >Have pass and go about twice a month average >standing in line for food with gf >talking to gf about the twice baked potatoes they sold ina stand a little ways behind from where we were >Ask if they still have them or not >Gf doesnt remember them at all >Guy in front hears and turns around >Starts talking to me about them, they dont do them anymore but he misses them too >Cool guy were talking about the park and how often we come >Then it hits me >Im talking to Christian Slater >He gets his food, we wave goodbye and thats that.
Landon Reed
that's fantastic
Landon Myers
Psssh fuckin n00bs
>am celebrity
Brayden Young
How much is 1 sec...
Ryder Brooks
served pauley shore a bagel when he was in town for a comedy show. he was shocked that he had to put the cream cheese on it cause he put it on the side. he came in wearing a bandanna and sunglasses in sweat pants at 7am. i thought to myself " who is this faggot". he was super nice tho and thanked everyone.
Nolan Brown
i met bruce vilanch at a comedy show a month ago lol
Elijah Wood
>Be me >Live in Burbank >Meet stars and porn stars all the time.
Andrew Nelson
>be me in highschool >21 jump street the tv show decides to use our school >directors looking for students to play extras >see johnny Depp in the gym >say hi >he smiles and says hi back
Noah Rivera
The chick with the bangs that shows up at 40 40 secs
she was wearing some skin tight dress/miniskirt thing, looked much better than in the video.
Caleb Barnes
I ran across Pat Morita once. He was with his agent at the bar in the Westwood Marquis. Really disappointing in real life, kind of loud-mouthed and addicted to gratuitous expletives.
Christian Baker
was he speaking in ebonics?
Connor Sanchez
Worked as a runner at a festival back in the day, got Lemmy to sign the ace of spades album.
Approximate sequence of events: Me. "e-excuse me Mr L-Lemmy, sir, could you sign this?" Lemmy: "you got a marker?" Give him the decocolor liquid silver opaque paint marker™ just like I rehearsed a thousand times He signs it I'm pretty sure he said some run-of-the-mill niceties while signing it, but I was too focused on not losing my shit to respond Me "t-thank you, s-sir" Lemmy: "sure. Now, fuck off" Me "y-you too"
Run to nearest toilet and blissfully puke my guts out.
Cameron Lopez
Holy shit she is hot Also cant believe this song almost 10 years damn
Bentley King
not really a celeb but i met joji while I was in osaka two years or so ago, he was drunk and was bullying some kid and then threw a bottle at him as he started to walk away
Isaac Lee
Yeah, it must have been 9 or so years since i was at that bar, fuck
Xavier Murphy
Met a youtuber, idk if that counts. Crit1kal (or however the fuck you spell it) to the right next to my nervous self.
oh shit I fucking love this dude, awesome guy. does he sound the same he does in his vids? also man he is fucking short
Ryder Green
He is mister worlwide for a reason
David Miller
Really, Mr President, shouldn't you be bankrupting the country or something?
Carson Rivera
I met Don Lemon at an apple bees once. He ordered fried chicken and drank sweattea with Lemon in it. I said hey and he reaponded “OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHYTE WYMMYN AT” Then i thanked him for being so honest about the news
Landon Gutierrez
Based lemmy may he rest in rip
Noah Long
I've heard Ian is a great dude. I'm glad to hear he is. And Manic is my favorite band. I saw them a year ago on the Holy Bible 20 year tour. They were amazing so its awesome to know he's as nice as he is talented.
Bentley Edwards
No actually lol, surprisingly sounds like an average dude. And yeah hes short as fuck. 5'9 or something next to my 6'4 giant ass
Brandon Perry
Met weird al almost 30 years ago. He was cringey and awkward
Jace Jackson
Was on Dr. Phil. AMA.
Brandon Jackson
cant even consider him youtube famous, fuck off
Isaac Bailey
That's true. >Waiting in line to deposit my paycheck at the Toluca Lake branch of Bank of America. (Back when we still got paid by paper checks.) >Very small person in front of me with a familiar-looking rice-bowl haircut. Also waiting to deposit a check. Had to be the Indonesian photographer from The Year of Living Dangerously. >Somehow she knew I was looking over her shoulder. Put her thumbs over the amount of the check but angled it so I could read that it was made out to Linda Hunt. In Burbank, cool is coy.
Joseph Powell
not mine but a close friend when with the family to new orleans in the late 90s and meet by chanze Trent Reznor and Bavid Bowie on the street, ask them for a picture and they said yes, the lucky fucker another girl friend of mine was at a music festival orderin drinks when some dude aproched her and started to flirt, she being super akward didn´t know what to say so she left, a few moments later same dude is on the stage, he was Ministry vocalist Al Jourgensen
Jayden Scott
My mom and jim carrey are friends, they exchange food recipees and stuf and hung out whenever he is in london. He is very cool and very down to earth guy, also kinda craxy, but crazy good.
Samuel Ross
i met sarah palin , dat ass doe , she actually looks good in all honesty
Cameron Moore
THB is my fave album. I wanted to see them play it in Chicago so bad but couldn't afford to go. When I saw them in Seattle i lived in the area. 2009 JFPL tour.
There were maybe 200 people in what was a smallish venue. I was spazzing being able to see them in such an intimate setting, knowing they do giant-ass shows everywhere else.
Thomas Brown
i am high school friends with noel wells
Luis Rogers
I can absolutely believe that, can't stand her politics, but not being american I dont have to hear too much about that. She's one fucking mega milf though.
Oliver Stewart
>be me >21, 6'4" >working the holiday hours at Fred meyer electronics dept >Some big black guy taller than me wearing fancy purple cloths and a black woman on his arm also wearing a nice fur jacket walk in >Ask him if he needs help finding anything etc., etc., like I do as usual >Really friendly guy, especially for a black guy >asks me something like if I've seen him before >Obviously not, I would remember this guy he was like 7'4" easy
I still wonder to this day who the fuck that guy was, but I don't really care too much. Probably some pro basketball player or something, I lived in a small hick town with barely any black people in the first place, let alone anyone that wore anything fancier than a hoodie and jeans.
Yeah, the show I saw was pretty packed. At least 3000 people. They played great though. They did Bible the whole way through and then came out with an encore of Motorcycle Emptiness, If You Tolerate This, and then ended it with A Design for Life and when they played that it almost made me cry. It was such a perfect show and I'd love to see them again playing from their entire catalog.
Joshua Perry
Ive met several but none of them was nicer as RDJ was, truly a nice one, super manlet tho
This was what I saw. My only complaint was Let Robeson Sing, when I'd have rather heard more Bible, or even anything else off KYE. Great overall though.
Carter Scott
Christian Slater seems like a cool dude. I would like to meet him
Brandon Robinson
My dad got a picture of him and David Byrne (or as my dad calls him, "the geezer from talking heads") being absolutely plastered in some French hotel bar back in the 90's
Nicholas Sanders
Joe Flanigan not really greentext worthy we talked for a little till he had to run
Oliver Harris
Which one? I think it's cool that Trevor Moore browses Sup Forums.
Ian Martin
I mean, THB is their most popular record America-wise, so maybe they'll do another tour on the 30th anniversary. I'd go again to it in a heart beat. Or maybe they'll do it when Richey shows back up.lol
Elijah Allen
Is he as much of a fraud as I think he is?
Robert Baker
Hahah. Richey would top my list if I could meet any (possibly) dead people.
Liam Gonzalez
...
Caleb Nguyen
God damn this generation is doomed. Rest in peace
Tyler Russell
Welcome to the real world grandpa
Jayden Taylor
Are you two gonna fuck? Faggots
Ayden Cooper
>won a night staying in the soho hotel in london and tickets to the kung fu panda premiere so it was about whenever that came out. >Standing outside having a cigarette >Watching people walk by, looking at the sights and sounds of west london >Portly fella walks by, he looks vaguely recognisable so draws my attention >"what the fuck are you looking at?" >"me? nothing sorry" >"Yeah im on telly, big deal, am i not allowed to walk down the street anymore without being stared at?" >"Sorry man, wow" >"yeah you are"
Realised after he flounced off it was james corden. This was around the time he was still in gavin and stacey, not a super celeb yet or anything. Fuck him though, glad he fucked off to america, jumped up little cunt.
> Be me > Be EB Games fag (this was years ago) > Little kid asks about differences between older Jack Nicklaus golf game and new EA PGA Tour game (I said this was years ago) > Manager explains that Nicklaus game isn't as good. > Kid runs out of store yelling "Grampa, this guy says your game sucks!" > mfw Jack Nicklaus comes into the store.
I can't stand the cunt. Sounds like a proper prick and goes on like one as well.
Nicholas Walker
Bum rushed Father John Misty before one of his concerts a few months ago. Good dude, took a selfie with me.
David Ramirez
You are a fucking faggot, I would literally kill to have the oportunitty of kicking the shit out of that fat talentless motherfucker
Zachary Flores
Met Tommy Lee Jones at a dive bar in Luckenbach Texas. Sat next to me and had a few drinks and small talk. Never really made eye contact until he left and did not realize who he was.
Christian Phillips
I met Louis CK at a dive bar after he did a show. I let my girlfriend watch him beat off
Joshua King
>saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles a while back > I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. >He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” >I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. >I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. >When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. >The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. >When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. >I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Chase Flores
I bumped into Lanny McDonald at the Saddledome.
Christian Scott
Checked 'n Kek'd
Andrew Bailey
Met diamond d working in a restaurant
Camden Russell
Depends, he does have a PHD, and he comes across as a smart fella, but he reads off a teleprompter and is more of a TV personality than anything.
Easton Harris
used to play AAA hockey for little ceasers. chris chelios's kid was on the team. met most of the redwings over the couple years i played for them.
Hurrr durrr som1 met a guy who's videos get nearly as many views as some TV shows. Grrrr these damn millenials. Fuck you grandpa.
Cameron Gonzalez
I went to high school with Joey Jordison. Kind of a douche. Saw Slipknot play at a new years eve party before they were famous
Alexander Garcia
le randum leddit humour XD
Angel Perry
also met and talked kate upton at a house party here in detroit. i didn;t realize it was her until someone told me and pointed out justin verlander on the couch playing xbox..
slipknot is a horrible piece of trash and anyone who likes it has awful taste
Jacob Martinez
Spent alot of time in the hospital when I was a child, this guy came one day to visit all the kids. He was drunk and got in a fight with on of the male nurses
