I just ate some uncooked rice and now my stomach hurts like shit. What do?
I just ate some uncooked rice and now my stomach hurts like shit. What do?
Hudson Johnson
Jaxon Ross
Wasn’t it a bit hard?
Liam Green
die, sorry OP
Charles Fisher
the japs used to torture starving POW's by giving them uncooked rice in world war 2
Nolan Evans
How fucking stupid are you?
Kayden Jones
eat dick
Kayden Ortiz
you're going to have to eat some more to counteract the rice you ate first!
do it quick OP!
Anthony Flores
indeed a faggot
Logan Martinez
Drink some how water to boil it in you stomach and pain should go away.
Luke Butler
Depends on how much you ate. Your stomach may or may not explode. Either way, get ready for some pain.
Sebastian Rogers
drink boiling water and cook it in your stomach
Lincoln Powell
did you get the idea from 9gag fucking lowlife?
Mason Perez
Hot*
Juan Cook
Yes.
Pretty stupid.
Gavin Parker
Under rated post
Your stomach juices are being absorbed by the rice and you'll probably feel bloated for a while.
Hopefully you didn't eat a lot.
Pigeons at weddings stuff themselves on uncooked rice and die.
Ryan Gonzalez
Its just probably the rice expanding from absorbing the liquids and acid in your stomach, the discomfort is probably from bloating and irritation since the rice probably is passing without fully digesting and drawing the stomach acid into your intestines causing inflation
Aiden Ortiz
Maybe like a hand full
Nope
Ian Roberts
How fucking braindead are you, you deserve to die from eating uncooked rice
Ayden Perez
Actually feels like that lol. How long will the pain last?
Jack Sullivan
lul
Ian Nguyen
accurate picture of op right now
Gavin Wood
> he thinks his stomach hurting is related to eating uncooked rice
it's probably all the cum and lube from the gangbang faggot
Christian Garcia
Can confirm
Kevin Roberts
Assuming you are of average build then you probably won't explode. But expect your stomach to distend a bit. And to hurt a LOT.
Asher Brown
Im pretty skinny
Samuel Ortiz
Rainer mit Ai
Zachary Sanders
drink water, absorb... ABSORB
Chase Richardson
This is how you get ricin poisoning which is deadly
Goodbye OP
Michael Morales
so you eat half of your weight?
Sebastian Harris
This.. it was nice knowing you OP
Landon Turner
Why the fuck would you not cook it? You literally just have to put it in boiling water.
Brandon Cox
you might die. that's how you kill birbs
Jordan Long
Dubs checked & ty
Joseph Phillips
clam down Lisa
Bentley White
Nah, im 67kg and ate dinner and maybe a hand of uncooked rice
Just did it for the luls, it wasn't my dinner or anything
Brandon Wilson
>
>clam down Lisa
Carter Miller
You’re going to shit a corncob.
Wyatt Kelly
we know you are homeless op , give up
Jose Perry
Lul
Anthony Cook
ayy mit zwei ypsilon lmao
Matthew Hughes
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
Lincoln Edwards
if you're a bird... you're fucked
Charles Flores
OP is a ricer
Cameron Powell
Take a packet of yest and swallow it. It will absorb the rice
Hudson Reed
>just checking
Benjamin Perry
check
checkcheck
check check
CHECK
Jonathan Thompson
eat some baking soda
>drink vinegar
>video it
Ryan Cooper
Only one solution... white spirit...
Austin Foster
if you down like 50 mentos and a 2 iter of coke do the reaction take place ?l
Dominic Richardson
Someone needs to do this for /bscience
>probably really disappointing
Gavin Ward
OP: status update
Sebastian Campbell
welcome to isis
Nolan Adams
OP an heroed on uncooked rice
>op was birb