Michael Carrick Testimonial Match Thread

Live on ITV.

Man Utd 2008 XI: Van Der Sar, Brown, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Park, Carrick, Scholes, Fletcher, Giggs, Rooney

All-Stars XI: Given; Carragher, Terry (c), Abidal; Seedorf, Mendieta, Senna; Duff, Owen, Keane.

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14:30 GMT kickoff.

>ITV

Thats a pretty good all stars team

I miss Fergie.

Gerrard, Anderson, Lampard all too fat and got injured training for this match

>2008 XI

Is Ronaldo on the bench?

Yes on the bench in his house.

Why is Optimus Prime such a cunt

>the state of Gary

hope giggs doesn't shag that slag he's holding hands with

>Seedorf
Allstar win

Watch Rooney look like the most gassed out one on the pitch

legs in the air, getting fucked in the ass

>speech before the game

Is this in case the stadium gets ISIS'd before the end?

>Evra
>3 Lung Park

I just came.

Shame Tevez is no longer welcome, those 3 use to be best mates.

inb4 Seedorf shows himself to be in better shape than Wayne.

Carrick is really bad at talking

>Thanks wife for looking after the house whilst I play football

>Seedorf
And Neville, and Given, and Carrick's brother

>inb4 Terry slips

A fucking pasty from greggs is in better shape

any stream?

youtube.com/watch?v=a7xpQ-7OY50

I'm going to miss United having boring normal personalities in the team. I think they were essential for the success Fergie had.

Tevez is busy training for his shitty chinese club that he gets paid more than messi to play in.

Michael's a nice lad.

>crying babby

thanks

He wouldn't be welcome anyway. Cunts like Terry, Lampard and Gerrard may have played for our main rivals but they were never directly disrespectful towards the club.

Surely Ronaldo could've drove over from wales

So who's getting 2-footed by Carragher?

his throat must be sore from all the tsuuing

Does Seedorf do anything else than play in these charity and testimonial matches? Every time there's one he seems to be in the squad.

they are essential for any team to be successful

Would have been nice if he could have just come for a 10 min run out at the end or just to wave to the cameras.

Probably fucks some white girls as a bull

Is he retiring or is it a 10 year anniversary kind of thing?

>suddenly porn

I wonder if the Slovak will end up shitposting in this match.

10 year. He's been there for 11 though

He's just signed a new deal.
It's a Rooney farewell game.

Also the youtube link is just a restream off cricfree anyway. It's a fuckwit harvesting adsense money.

Pogba isn't playing.

>you now remember when Man Utd had some likeable players

fucking Wes Brown man, dude won it all

the human baked bean

You fuckers hated them 10 years ago don't you even pretend you didn't.

I'll do it if you want? Got nothing else to do today

>Rooney with the heaviest touch on the pitch

quality porn stream

How's evra doing at OM

>Fergie forgot to bribe the ref

Well he has been out of it for a while.

>Rppmey

>rppney

lmao pooney

when's TSUUU showing up?

>cutting out a floated ball to Scholes on the edge of the box in a testimonial game

>Evra trying to earn a move back this summer

Watching this is depressing me lads

>you will never watch these player play again

>Seedorf
muh dick

DAMN Seedorf is literally still a better player than Rooney.

where is young?

better shape and a better player

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Manure

Man U should sign him

poonited btfo

CUSTOMERS BTFO

good guy Robbie

>all these retired players
>still have better ball control than rooney
lel

ahahahaha

>The All Stars are winning? I'm on my way.

Seedorf merking Manure

Was on crutches whilst celebrating the EL win, didn't bother looking up what's wrong with him.

>Losing to a team of retired 45 year olds
Is the the #UnitedWay?

Seedorf could tear both his quads and still have a better first touch then Rooney

Seedorf is fantastic, in all these these testimonials he's always having the time of his life embarrassing fools

not sure if thats Seedorf or Ronaldinho cut his hair

Fuck's sake Wayne. Seriously.

>Player has been retired for years
>embarrassing current EPL players

Gets the old noggin' joggin'.

>rppney

Pogba has been literally invisible so far!

>pooney
how is he he worst player on the pitch and the youngest

>pass the ball to Seedorf: the team

>inb4 Hargreaves gets a run-out and immediately tears his hammy

literally who: the game

inb4 refball benuldy to cover up Rooney being finished.

Stop embarrassing us, Clarence.

>Vidic header
Big fucking shock

VIDICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Vidic doing what he does best

>its a friendly testimonial so take it easy on them seedorf
>... but I am going easy on them

>manlet keepers

ABU'S BLOWN OUT

Refball again
> Just pull as many shirts as you want Manure

MY BOOOOOOY NEMANJAAAA

it's a friendly who cares

>Vidic can head the ball better then rppney

Would that united team win league one? I'm not talking in 2008 I'm talking if that team played right now.

Rooney has never scored one of those types of shots before from outside the box. He does it every fucking game and never scores.

Football with porn audio is the shit

Just sub Rppney off, I wanna see Berba

yes, they have huge spirit, except rooney

>he doesn't understand bantering