Tell me one fact about you and I'll tell you another fact about you

Tell me one fact about you and I'll tell you another fact about you.

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I like the color orange.

You've often considered yourself an outcast, but the older you get, you've realized you aren't that special

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I own an Ibanez guitar

You had a Tool phase in high school and you still listen to them occasionally.

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I have been single since 2013

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That's amazing actually. Tool is my favorite band.

You watched One Punch Man recently and thought it was okay, but the hype wasn't real for you.

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I like the color green.
And i like medieval stuff

My name is Michael

I can dislocate my left thumb

That's 2 things

I have 20 fingers totally

pick one

i'm 29 and never had a serious relationship

I was accused of rape at the beginning of high school and it sent me on a spiral of depression where I can't even get the energy to clean my house and now we're about to get foreclosed on when my house looks like it's had a 10 year tornado running through it.

And i'm sorry, i overshare

I keep my facts to me

I used to make knives.

I've never been to Burkina Faso.

I listen almost exclusively to SoundCloud rappers

OP is a faggot

I'm French.

I smoke weed and listen to metal

I didn't care for it, close enough.

You often drink too much coffee and it gives you heartburn, and yet you continue to do it.

You always sit in the middle of class in school.

You've been telling yourself to read more lately.

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You overshare

I smoke 1 oz of weed per week

i have a lot of ideas for hobbies to do but eventually i do none of them

When I was 16 I shit in my stepfather's shoe.

I have ADHD

I don't like green peppers on pizza

>literally everyone on Sup Forums

you should be a fortune teller.

you are a chronic masturbator

here
Coffee right, yet no heartburn

You like vaporwave

Your favorite breakfast food is bacon and eggs on toast.

You have itchy balls

You're racist

You listen to Obscura

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Ladies and gentleman, welcome to how horoscopes work

wow

Told that on

You're fairly well off and use weed to cover some sort of trauma that happened in your past.

I know that's steveO but what the fuck is going on in that pic?

you first

My butt itches because my stomach fluids leak out when I sit down for long periods of time

My favorite colour is white, but it wasn't always like that, let's say, for the last 4 years or so

he's doing nitrous

Last night while my wife was out I huffed isoflorane and stuck a dildo shaped object up my ass.

Your favorite comedian is Bill Burr.

You sit down when you pee.

You prefer straight leg jeans

You just broke a fan recently and haven't been able to sleep but still keep forgetting to buy a new one.

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I've never been to a cinema, ever.

My dad has liver cirrhosis and I'm his caretaker.

im addicted to pornography

i have a severe addiction to dissolvable codeine

i can only feel love for ugly girls.

Is that vomit or blood on the ground?

Bugging the fuck out. Those are whipits a drug that uses nitrous cans

you have a fungal infection

I did a job for the yakuza back in 2002.

I’m bald

I'm 6 foot 2

I'm a disgusting-pervert manipulator.

I wish I was a female and a lesbian

I'm hungry

No clue. Could be either. Or both.

You're really good at Galaga

You're an atheist who isn't abrasive and will respect and sometimes even entertain religious sentiments.

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I have a son that is 2 and a daughter that is 11 months

>You just broke a fan recently and haven't been able to sleep but still keep forgetting to buy a new one.
Eh, you got 1 for 2. Pretty good but too specific on this one.

That means your gay

I feel you bro. I had a thing with this girl but i got caught cheating so she accused me of rape and ruined most of my high school years.

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I certainly hope not.

correct wow

Wow accurate. I thought you were gonna say something bogus

I'm white/German/native American/and Mexican.
Fuck with me

Im in law school

I drove 100mph in the fog in pain, not caring about waking up in one piece the next mornin

>my stomach fluids leak out when I sit down
I'm not entirely sure if I know what you mean but wither you're wrong or something is severely wrong with your body and you should get it checked out asap.

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I collect vinyl records

Its not nitrous.
It gets you "high" by displacing oxygen in your blood stream.
You might as well just choke yourself with a belt while hanging in your closet masturbating.
Very dangerous and fucking stupid.

I'm considering dropping out of my MA because I think it's bullshit and I'm not learning anything useful.

I play college tennis

I'm not even OP lmao I just know that life. Used to be able to go through a quarter in 2 days myself.

I'm a goofy goober.

yeah I do prefer straight leg jeans.

heres another fact about me
I study psychology at university.

can you go 2 for 2?

He totally is my favorite comedian. How u know this, user? Can you read gay mens thoughts?

I want to fuck her very hard

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I recently hiked 20km.

your ancestors did nazi that coming

i am a MMA figther

I watch porn morning noon and night

Agreed, I'd pee in her butt

i am autisic

Ur dumb.

and fill her up like a water balloon

TF2 is my most played vidya

Bill Burr is pretty damn funny , personally he's below Joey Diaz on my list

thats just not how it works.

I really enjoy norse mythology, but I think it ought to be called germano-norse mythology

I fucked my aunt a lot while I was in college.

When you masturbate, sometimes you remember awkward childhood moments that either kill your boner or ruin your orgasm. You don't let it get to you though.

You're a very intelligent person.

You enjoy the shows like Law & Order SVU, NCIS, and Forensic Files

Your favorite pornstar is Jayden Jaymes

You go to a lot of local music shows and people recognize you a lot.

You're me.

You smoke Marlboro Reds

You wear sweaters and long-sleeve shirts mainly. You never show your biceps.

You hate women with a seething passion and most of your hatred is justified

You're 5' 11"

The have a wood-panelled kitchen

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My favourite colour is purple

my foreskin is longer than average

I like to draw.