I have been eating my own cum for 6 years, ask me anything

I have been eating my own cum for 6 years, ask me anything

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Why in the fuck

did you look this gay before you started?

I've been eating it for around 5 years.

Clean alternative, no mess and its not that bad

Does it give you any powers? Not literally super powers, but my m8 told me cum is high in testosterone so eating it is a good way to get jacked and become a chad

Looked this way ever since high school, so no

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diplom? the fuck?

So he can write a post about it on Sup Forums

It grew my cock 3 inches and now when girls see me in the street they pop a titty

Go to bed, Emil.

I workout 30 hours a week doing sports and im above average (huge ego) jacked, but i havent felt anything particular

i've been eating other people's cum for 6 years. get on my level, normie.

Nice. How's it taste though? And do you feel like shit afterwards?

you've got a really cute fact

be my daddy or i will kill you

face*

Team competition gold, we won the nationals although i barely did anything

Still eating /human/ cum?

Isn't eating it technically cannibalism?

All hail

Doesnt taste anything particular, and yeah, sometimes i feel super omega gay

I can be a daddy, but i wont look like one before i grow a beard

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thank u i will love u forever

Did you grow a tree in your belly, user?

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Mine tastes like milk sometimes. Weird, I know.

I just did, and i decided to tell you guys about it because i cant tell any one else i know.

It is cannibalism and i consider myself a serial killer/eater

I love the trips, checked

My belly is just the way it was before i started, but thanks for your drawing, i enjoy the illustration ^^

Ive had my cum taste like milk, but more often than not it tastes like bland rubber

Would you share a pic of your cock cumming?

deadass if you're gay be my daddy

I've been doing it a lot recently. It's not so bad when you wank 2-3 times a day, because maybe a quarter teaspoon worth. Easy to clean up.

FUCK OFF I ASKED FIRST LITERALLY I WILL CUT YOU FUCKING SLUT BACK OFF HES FUCKING MINE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, FUCIKING BITCH I 0WUIEWILF UFJCKING END YTOUR FUNCKING LIFE FUCKING DIE

hook me up with sum contact info ;)
(I'm a guy just so you know)

No

he is my fucking dad
square up you bitch

I would, but its hard. I can take a post cum picture though

Im bi and i wanna dump my gf because shes clingy and smells bad, so i guess im single...?

Easy to clean is my goto excuse

But I asked first, and I told him I loved him and the Sup Forums gods approved by giving me trips so you can just back off to the bridge lil fuckin troll

Ok people, we have work to do.

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What's your nationality, OP?

Under diploma they wrote my club name and the apparatus we got a medal in. If its of serious interest, I can post it

marry me

Faraway woods of racist sexist Norway. all hail hippo Erna Solberg

Post dick fagget

Flaccid, hard or post orgasm?

Well I'm more interested in your dick tbh. The cum was just to stay on topic. Post it? And how do you eat it? From a glass?

All 3

you are fucking bi?????
Be my dad right fucking now

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I use my fingers to scoop the cum from my stomach to my mouth, simple stuff

Hard

Hurry up

That works. Dickpic?

ARE YOU TRYING TO IGNORE ME?????BE MY FUCKING DAD YOU CUTE PEICE OF SHIT

Are all the medals for champion cum eating?

9999

I tried my best to get a good fucking shot but the lightnign in my room is terrible.. WIll post in a sec

Post asshole too.

Couldnt get a post orgasm one but give me a minute

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nvm, your not my daddy anymore

That's not big enough tho

fuck it hes mine now

We could have speculated that from the pic, you shouldnt have wasted your time writing it.

beautiful

>eating it is a good way to get jacked and become a chad
More lime a way to become a faggot

At least you have the decency to shave, and not look like there's a dead animal just above your cock. Props to you for that, user.

Post ass, feet and armpits fag

Someone enhance what the diploma says

If your a lil slut ill be your daddy...ik i have 0 interest in this kid eating his cum...not 100% why i even came in here kek

I too recycle my own semen, been doing it for about 17 years now. Call it a miniature circle of life

fuck off /fit/

I think you're cute, so my question is how much would you charge for smelly socks worn a few days and used as a cum rag once