HELP ME GET BITCHES ON TINDER, BITCHES
HELP ME GET BITCHES ON TINDER, BITCHES
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Get a new hairstyle
Show us your matches and we'll be able to guide you
caleb is a boring ass white af name
Not witty enough.
You've got to have nothing but sexual innuendo and memes in the bio.
I've got ZERO MATCHES BITCHESSSS
Okay what should I put then? Guide me with your wisdom, great one
Your profile should be something like - I'm the Negan of my school. Even the teachers are scared of me, so you should know I'm really really dangerous. I love all the popular music, watching big bang theory (how funny is Sheldor?) and talking to sweet chicks.
21
Big penus
Cool
Reddit
The Donald
Alt right
Scared of black people.
Kek. Roll for this
mention your truck too and you got it all covered
ROLL
youtube.com
just don't bother
This op
Nigga you are not going to get any bitches with that Fred lookin' ass face, go and make your youtube channel with sped up shit on each clip
>let me pet your pet
>I like to hang out on the bus
>reference to zombies
You are beyond any help.
Why do you rip off mass effect so much in your artwork?
Have you got any pictures of you punching a dog or small woman? That shit is bitch bait
Rollin
Cut your hair you twink shit
If I was any less gay I'd fuck you. Does that mean that girls aren't gay either?
Also, stop taking gay ass selfies. Your pictures and bio are equivalent to a chick on tinder. Act and look more like a guy, I don't know what else to tell you
roll
Alright my dudes. Initiate "The Roasting Part 2: Judgement Day"
>look i play guitar
100% faggot
Just change your profile to this
Look less like a child
But bitches love guitar
You look Squall from Final Fantasy 8 if he had a severe case of autism and was ugly.
look into the camera on ur pictures u fuckin faggot
Damn that's savage bro. You fuckin got me
Looking at the camera is being attractive
Just go on grindr, im gay and id fuck you so hard your anus would look like a yawning hippo OP
Oh gosh
tbf you have that faggy twinky look, you'd definitely do well in the gay community, get a lot more attention that cunty women
It's weird when I see people with my name, calebs are always giant pieces of shit or the chillest guys you'll ever meet.
Is that normal to dichotomize people with your name? Is that how Michaels feel about other mikes?
Yeah I tried the gay thing for awhile but it's not really for me. Really wasn't a fan of how a lot of dudes treated me and I didn't get the kind of emotional support I expected from a relationship
It's true. Caleb's are always gigantic ass faggots are quiet chill Bros. There is no in between
Unironically become a National Socalist for like 6 months. Thats how I met my wife 2 years ago
lemme butt fuck you my dude
Haha what if I wore gay cat makeup
Like as a joke haha
Sides are exploded
bring that ass here maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
where do you live my guy?
Clearly ment to take the D, but you're on tinder. Denial is cancerous dude
take some hormones. you'd make a cute grill.
>tinder gold masterrace
no more than one selfie, it’s kind of a girlie thing if all of your profile pix are selfies. find other pix instead. for bio write “swipe right for free pizza
most girls will message you first asking for their pizza. works like a charm.
Seattle
I tried dudes. I just like girls more. Plus It's too much to work to try and look like one
Damn, maximum jelly
Step 1: Develop an authentic identity
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit
Bitches love guitar though. But don't pick up guitar just to get girls. Makes you look like a desperate beta faggot.
>I tried dudes
lets try it again. you might get it right this time.
>Plus It's too much to work to try and look like one
you look like a bitch by default tho. even without the makeup i feel the desire to french kiss you
denial
>21
>white boy
>no car
>no profession (even if job)
>fashion of a young dweeb
you ain't getting laid for a while mang.
nah all black dudes are getting laid either my man. a very small fraction of them even get to taste the bitter-sweet nectar of a females puss.
Why do you just assume I don't have a car?
have you had your prostate stimulated yet bruh?
Yeah, the dude gave up right when I was about to finish
Change your picture so you dont look like a 15 year old emo girl cutely shyly smirking
you had once bad experience. do you have kik/snap/discord?
THATS JUST WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE, DAMMIT
Why not. I'll probably stop responding to you at some point though, it's nothing personal
Discord is Sigma#2804
Sorry, the bitches option is not aviable in beta version
CHARGE YOUR PHONE NIGGA
IM TRYIN BITCH
you are really cute, if you were gay I would fuck you
This is my fuckin problem. I only appeal to gay dudes
thats because you look really cute, thats not what those bitches want, I'm afraid
What am I supposed to do then? I don't wanna bulk up, I'd look ridiculous. I run three miles on the treadmill every day and I'm just gonna get more lean
I'm not the person to ask for that, as you see Im gay and have absolutely no experience in what girls want for a man.
Lol that makes sense
Thanks anyways for the compliments my dude
loco, eres blanco y cob apariencia de beta, has tenido novia? sinceramente pareces un maricon
I've had several girlfriends you faggot spic. Learn English motherfucker
you're welcome Sup Forumsrother
Am I the only one who actually puts information about themselves on Bumble or Tindr? Like wtf
stop saying bitchesssss
BITCH
This picture fills me with dread