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India 284/2 vs Pakistan still to bat

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how do we fix pakistani cricket?

How many people will be killed over this game lads?

I hear things can get pretty raucous between Pakis and Indians during/after these games

Thank you India for avenging the London terror attack

>Rabada swimming in the pool

black people cannot swim pajeet

jesus thah drive

lel they know they can just slog it anywhere because even if they fuck it up it's not like the paki fielders will catch it

K-K-Kohli is a meme

KUNG FU PANDYA

>6
>6
>6

Hello Moyes

Good thread

I want to fuck those indian qts
I heard theyre into white guys so I have a chance right

iMAD

Century update:

Joe Root: 1
Kane Williamson: 1

Stove Shit: 0
Pissrat Poohli: 0

I love this Pandya player. He's a total bear

U mad bro?

Rains back

He's out

bit gay

It's also pretty unlikely they'll get bowled out at this point

allah saving pakistan with rain

Can't help it. He gives me hardik

>Pakistani fielding IN THE RAIN

Jesus

>Pissrat becomes a memename
>Queerfat is clearly funnier

Allah 1 : Hanuman Ganesha Krishna Spiderman Khali 0

PANDYA GOAT

>not Jewrat

Dummy

What will Duckworth Lewis project for Indian's last 2 overs?

what happens if it doesn't stop raining?

His first syllable doesn't rhyme with Jew

all streams are dead.

got a stream?

no result

No result if Pakistan don't get 20 overs

If she doesn't stop he'll just remain Prince of Wales until he dies

>Score over 90 at the top of the order in trying conditions
>Play the worst innings of the match so far and probably cost your team runs
Limited overs cricket was a mistake

HD stream for user please.

so thats the best thing to happen for them right? because their batting is shit

Rains stopping. Fyi one of the stewards got taken out by the water skimmer earlier. Didnt film it but it was top kek

youtube.com/watch?v=lasWefVUCsI

kohli thinks like me. i wanted pandya too.

What happens if 2 teams both get NR for all their matches in the same pool?

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That was sent to his 12 year old cousin as well

why are you pretending to be a girl mate

were you there anons?

he loves getting his ass pounded on the internet by pakis

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Could just go to Rotherham or Telford for that

Kek

Saw that too. Pretty nice desu

These niggas were like 140 or something without an out at like 24 overs and they only managed to score 319 lmao'ing at this pathetic excuse of a batting display tbqhwyrn family, yall niggas just gotta pic related

What do they mean by this.

Yeah they need 324 runs in 48 overs and they don't have a chance of getting that.

t.baseball fag.

does rsa choke this much because they're used to choking on bbc.

>Chapman asking a fat cunt to name vegetables

Good lord

Who /halfindianhalfpaki/ here

Wasnt joking about the tubs of food btw

t. pajeet who has no way to defend his teams pathetic excuse of a batting display today, yall niggas moved from the streets and now just shit the bed

POO'D

Pakistan praying for rainfall

if you're not born in the subcontinent, you're just indian ethnicity.

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What a nice "life" these "people" have in India kek

Pretty disappointed that Duckworth-Lewis actually decided to poop out a common sense target today. Would have been nice to see the butthurt if it gave out some implausible result

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My grandfather ran away from pakistan to india back when the division took place coz he was hindu. Does that make me indian or paki?

azhar ali, the man for a tall chase.......

I was born in hyderabad

who /white/ here

rain rules only shit the bed when South Africa are playing

let me guess, brampton? or mississauga? or surrey?
hmm

sindhi?

>pakistan have lost their two best bowlers in the first game

>Wahab
>Best

KEK. Waiting for pakis to break their television sets.

I'm white

whichever passport you possess.

Wahab can be replaced with junaid or fahim ashraf for the extra batting option

Amir I'm concered about

David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.

Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler

Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6

wahab is fine

Obviously a scale biased towards abos

I am disheartened by the cynicism on display in this thread. I have no doubt that Reality Check has:
-created a $40 million dollar empire from nothing but Satanism and a high school education
-gotten over the tragic death of his sister overseas.
-gotten over the tragic death of his parents in a car crash (just like James Bond!)
-studied in the field on Biology (Neurology included) for longer than the average PhD student does (over 15 years)
-given up a promising AFL footballer due to a "terrible" injury
-bested his hero Matthew Lloyd in a one-on-one match-up and was able to befriend his hero due to their mutual respect despite the aforementioned "terrible" injury.
-was a "semipro" soccer player for Gosford City, but no longer has interest in the sport due to a lack to interest. He still has intimate knowledge of the game regardless.
-risen to the top of the Melbourne, and thus Australian advertising industry (just like Todd Sampson!) without a hint of formal education in the area.
-intimidated and humiliated former Australian cricket captain, and living legend Ricky Ponting
-single-handedly come up with the Rhonda and Ketut AAMI advertising campaign, but it was stolen off him.
-mastered a dozen languages and is conversational in another dozen.
-become a celebrated DJ at Melbourne's 'Heat' nightclub
-exiled due to issues with the ATO
-paid AUD$3 million dollars to end his exile
-placed in numerous "illegal street races" in his adopted home of Indonesia
-taken part in local discussions solving disputes between muslims and christians
-had sexual intercourse with Helena from My Kitchen Rules
-helped fund a new local soccer stadium
-hunted sharks to help feed the locals
-hosted a Christmas party for a local Orphanage
-has a direct lineage to Machiavelli
-committed suicide on the 9th of January 2016
-admitted it was a ruse to throw off the AFP on the 14th
-is an advocate of pseudoscience (MBTI), despite being a man of science
I, for one, don't need proof. I have faith.

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>Marlon Samuels - 6
Every time

based kumar

when did we last come up with a new meme lads

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FUCKING ENGLISTAN WEATHER

this is beyond a joke

KEK

Allah is saving Pakistan's ass

Who takhbir here?

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fucking hate english weather
how the fuck is this summer

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Holy month of Ramadan brothers, Allah will save us by pouring down rain tonight. Inshallah.

Based Allah

this fucking duckworth lewis shit is impossible to get my head around

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duckworth–Lewis_method#Calculation_summary

reddit.com/r/indianpeoplefacebook/

Have a look through