I need a girlfriend... very very badly

I need a girlfriend... very very badly.

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Then go get one. It's not that hard.

What do you want me to do about it?

This. Whatever you're doing/interested in: stop it. You're doing it all wrong.

Don't need shit nigga

you rly dont... bitches are dumb.... well if you do enjoy the taste of nigger

Have a fap then check out tumblr
It'll fix you right up

need =/= want
learn the difference.

No you don’t, if you’re incapable of being content by yourself then you’ll fail in every relationship, too needy.

This is sage advice op

you want affection,caring,physical satisfaction. Shame a gf is what you try to fit this all into.

I used to feel this way, until I overcame my social awkwardness and started dating pretty actively. 9.9/10 times, women are self-centred whores. Fapping and going to sleep beats having to deal with their stupid and crazy shit most of the time.

Go fuck yourself cringy faggot

Sounds like op hit a nerve, how long you been single user?

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I need a blowjob very, very badly.

Then what you need is a prostitute, not a girlfriend. Big difference.

Time to time all ly need is full filled by my social circle i dont need to square myself in a relation and crave want my "need" bother me got damn grow over all this social construction.

OP before you do any of this other shit you need to make sure your looks are on point. Nothing wrong with being confident or nice, by all means do those things if you like. But if you're not good looking and the women you're going for are then you're wasting your time.

2 deep for anyone to acknowledge you, bro.

But that's all a girlfriend is. There is no difference.

No you don’t your standards are just too high.

I don't know man, I've seen some pretty attractive women fucking balding, fat dudes before

Fap and feel better. You don’t need shit.

Yeah I've seen porn before, too.

You should never "need" a girlfriend. Let an older user let you in on a secret. What do women like? Structure, stability and confidence. How do you get those? You focus on you. You be a man and take care of what you need to take care of to be successful. Start working out. It releases endorphins, makes you happy and shit, and you start looking healthier, or more attractive. Start working on a career, school, your current job whatever your goals are. Dedicate yourself to them. Find a hobby that you like, fuck if it's seen as "cool" or whatever, find something you enjoy doing and dedicate time to it. Do all these things and I promise you'll have a girlfriend. Because everything I just listed screams structure and confidence and makes you desirable. You don't "need" a gf. As douche-y as this sounds, Make a girl need you.

Me too OP but I will tell you one thing.
My hand has never lied/cheated/or needed money.

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Nah Fam you just need someone to drain your sack. Fuck that relationship BS.

Can't tell who is memeing who anymore

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>Start working out. It releases endorphins, makes you happy and shit, and you start looking healthier, or more attractive. Start working on a career, school, your current job whatever your goals are. Dedicate yourself to them. Find a hobby that you like, fuck if it's seen as "cool" or whatever, find something you enjoy doing and dedicate time to it

doing your own thing is great but it doesn't really put you into contact with anyone if it's just guy stuff

get one then.

This and be ready to fuck it up for pussy.

That wasn't his point. He's not saying to have the hobby as a means to meet women, he's saying have it as a way of having a more complete life that a woman might find more appealing.

Thanks user

Man up.

Why do people think some bitch is going to fix all their problems?
When a bitch fucks you over, your bros will always be there in the end.

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I'm just trying to be a better person.

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They only make it worse but moron hormones have thier own agenda.

No you don't faggot. Go to bars with a bunch of bros and try not to look like a faggot.

Checked, but you've lost me.

Get fucked over and learn like the rest of us.

Kind of this. If you think not having a woman in your life will make you sad, angry and depressed then wait until you actually fucking get one.
Have you ever seen a man who's been married for more than six months who's still generally content and happy with his situation? Yeah neither have I.

That's why prostitutes exist. Also a good option if you need to murder someone for whatever reason.

You're not helping. That doesn't make sense to me in the context of what I posted.

Can’t get good whores where I live.

Yeah but if women ever get their way prostitutes will be hunted to the ends of the Earth.

Live and learn.

lol

There's no females where you live?

A leopard doesn't change its spots.

No whores on backpage. Used to live in the city, the country sucks.

Then fap yourself to the edge and then go see a cheap one so you can quickly blow your load in her mouth and then promptly leave.

Haha I don't mean wake up, work out, then go to bed. I meant incorporate it into your life and take care of yourself. Financially, physically, mentally, etc. All that comes together and makes you desirable for when you do 'come into contact' with others.

Keep begging for a GF. Useless

One who needs does not get. You're doing it wrong.

The MORGUE that's where you will find all the cool ones

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I miss your girlfriend too but you don't see me whining on Sup Forums about it.

What?

What? You want a cum dumpster... get a whore. If you want love than find it. You aren’t asking for love.

Wait do you think I'm OP?

How would I know?

Wat

I'm starting to see that following patterns and using reading comprehension may not be your strong suit.

They don't want men to have an alternative to sacrificing their life to an ungrateful cunt. Think of how much hate prostitution gets on here... it gets even more from feminists.

Fair enough, it isn’t. But if you want a GF isn’t the same as having someone to fuck.

There are 4 billion vaginas on this planet, man up and go find one.

Dubs of truth.

400 answers can be summed up with that one post. Nice double 0's.

Alpha as fuck bro.

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Calling something alpha is beta as fuck.

And yet their are feminist prostitutes

Delta as fuck, bro.

Game recognize game.
Call it what you will, but you boy, you're looking awfully unfamiliar right now.

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Delta is working together.

Using alpha and beta and actually believing this is how human social interactions and hierarchy works is retarded.

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Keep believing... nobody cares what
you think.

Okay gamma, all the categorization and grouping was meant to not hurt your feelings. But the alpha beta shit isn't 100 percent true.

What is true, is men versus little bitches that women don't want. Sorry, if you fall on the side of inferior genes that women have no interest in unless they're super desperate.

See, compared to alpha, beta whatever other personality comparison mixed in- seems alot less harsh now, doesn't it?

Now quit being a little bitch- you can go back to being an orbiter now. But know this, not fucking a woman with in a week to a month of knowing her, means your chances drop to basically nothing. I'm sorry I should say consensual chances.

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I’m a self identified alpha and she wants me more. I just don’t want her.... 8/10 I’m just done with pussy.

wat?

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>I'm just done with pussy
That's fine bro, I'm sure there are alpha loving homosexuals as well. You do you.

I need a gf too. But I refuse to lower my standards. Rather stay single.

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If you can't be happy without a girl then you can't stay happy with one. Learn to be happy alone first.

This particular sufferer, from The Last Judgment, and long thought to be male, is actually female.

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I don’t want buttholes eather. I do still like people.keep dreaming I don’t.

If you have to lower your standards then do so. just make sure they're not a crack whore or meth addict. . .

well said user

Sounds like an excuse.
Unless you're a legit cool guy with 9/10 looks, and don't put up with trashy hoes.

look if u think ur a 6 go for 3s, just half ur rate and go for it pussy, try 10 times ull work it out

get their social media/number/coffee date and go from there

after coffee a meal

after meal a movie

thats 3 dates

at the movie you hold her hand

thats physical contact

4th date is alcohol and sex
else 5th date is alcohol and sex
else etc

can also substitute alcohol for better drugs like weed and soft psychadelics

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Do you know what a "Desire Sensor" is?

>I refuse to lower my standards
>Wimmens should clearly lower theirs!
>Tips da fedora

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I never had a girl friend before, but i started texting this girl and pretty sure shes into me
How do i not fuck it up?
She lacks confidence and feels like a sad person
But i can talk to her about anything so i like that about her
Can some chad user help me out

They are pretty but the reality sucks.

Not the guy you're replying to but the whole "lowering your standards" thing always seems like bullshit. How the fuck does one lower their standards? My dick likes what it likes, if some chick does not appeal to me am I supposed to turn some dial down until she does? Its a complete load of bullshit. You either like fat chicks or you don't. If guys could just force themselves to be attracted to fatties then Gays could force themselves straight and straights could force themselves gay.

SHIT DON'T WORK LIKE THAT.

move it forward like i said get coffee and talk face to face, try be coy but work out when shes NOT busy and ask for dinner then, later

How do i text without seeming too needy?
Cause it seems like im always the first to text.
Also i wanna take her out again we already went out it was kinda fun but was short, cause our original plan was coffee but the place was closed so we went out to eat. anyways whats step 2?

Ask her questions about her self, get her to talk about herself some more. Don't interject too much. Women like to be listened to, not compared. Be agreeable and challenging at the same time -this is a really fine line to walk and the best psychological way to a woman's inner most feelings.

Best example
> I'm a vegan
"Oh cool, I hear that's really healthy, for both you and the planet!
> Yeah, I love animals, and I hate factory farming (blah blah liberal chick stuff)
I agree we should do more for animals, I even volunteered at a local shelter a few times. But how do you avoid foods like chicken wings and cheese? I'd put a hurting on some tasty ass chicken wings."

Okay, maybe not the best. But it demonstrates you're ability to listen and agree- while not being submissive to another's ideas and challenging her own thoughts on food. Now if she freaks out and starts crying about poor chickens or some shit, drop that .. move on, nothing with her is worth it. Also move quickly (like a fucking dance) between agreeable and challenging - first of all no lulls in conversation is good, second it won't give her time to dwell on something she might not like to hear. Sometimes women throw curve balls and 'test guys' with fake things to see if they agree to them. They call them "redflags" I call them a bitch playing games. If you know a chick did this call her out on it, it's a more dominant move and women secretly like to be called out on their bullshit.

Well fuck, I hope that helps some. As for this girl, be cool, be a little aggressive. If it gets stuck to just chatting for too long, it'll never happen.

Imagine being so retarded that you think standards in a woman is just what she looks like. You fucking mong.

Don't play that game faggot. That is the exact crux of the fucking issue. When someone says "you need to lower your standards" they don't mean accepting women from a lower social class, or of lower intelligence. They mean fat chicks, and ugly chicks.