Official /turnleft/ AAA 400 Drive for Autism @ Dover International Speedway Race Thread

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Rolling for winner

Rags.
Box.

Inb4 non /turnleft/ regulars come in just to make fun of the Autism sponsored race.

It got a good chuckle out of me, but nothing will ever eat the My Bariatric Solutions 300

plausibe

Kyle Busch gets the win this week.

pack it up boys

Actually, scratch that, nothing will ever beat "Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at The Glen."

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nun on me

not the worst name, but certainly worst trophy

>Hurry up user! I gootta get ready for the race!

stream

youtube.com/watch?v=YA2oVFTAw98

Because this race is going to be boring: Reminder that this happened and we let it happen.

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>Hulu accidently sponsors the wrong Earnhardt

Hulu sponsors Jeffrey Earnhardt. He's guaranteed to have a job as a backmarker for ten years, at least. Will he ever win?

Two of the most American medical conditions ever.
I was impressed by the quality of this shop until I googled it and found out it actually happened.

Instead of being in his trophy case, this trophy probably was accidentally sent to to Salvation Army or some shit.

Fox sports bants!
I'm not surprised

I don't think Kryle is surprised about anything. Except when he blows a tire today.

Who should I bet a few bucks on?

Cole Whitt

Kryle tire failure is guaranteed, hopefully for a couple races.

Thanks.

Logano has 22:1 odds. Seems like a good choice, ironic number aside.

MIKEY MEASUREMENTS

Someone like Jr or McMurray since I assume you'd get decent odds and both have fast cars.

I love Mikey

His car has been shit all weekend

Ended up with Logano@22:1 Hamlin@25:1, and Jr@38:1

Larson, Kes or Logano are probably strongest bets today. Logano's starting row 13 but his crew makes real smart calls that he might get out front with some strategy. McMurray could be looking for it. Blaney was looking slow in practice. Erik Jones could be an outside bet

Actually Logano's car has been shit ever since he failed post race.

>bothering Kenseth while he's going to the bathroom

This banter is good. Does Matt Kenseth have the best sense of humor?
>They're still using Mikey Measurements

Who's ready for toyotawinslol in a perfectly legal car?

OH FFS DIGITS, WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?????

any new sweaty Danica pics?

Hamlin getting me my money today

Who aut/ismvision/ here

stream here

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Are you there with anyone?

>shalom

I didn't know Hiro sprung out for a whole autism friendly stand as part of the sponsorship deal today.

no but gordon ramsey is rooting for her lol

>shalom

OY VEY

LMAO great singing

lovely BRRRRRRRRRRts tho

treason

Official winner roll

>AUTISMWINSLOL

roll for winnar

I thought Sup Forums had no money

lucky little whitt guy

I used to really like the song I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by The Pretenders. It's a really catchy pop song that begs you to sing along. Unfortunately, prolonged exposure is ruining it for me. I'm going to need a break from this song for a few years.

Rolling for winner

I'll admit I came here specifically to do this

Who /blancpain/ instead

Rollin' for winnar.

Where does blancpain fit on the global hierarchy of sports car racing? I'm trying to figure this shit out but there's too many series.

Roll for winner

>Gordon Ramsay with the command

Neat

Start your fucking engines

OH BOY IS THAT GORDON RAMSY

>Sieg
>Chastain
>Ware

W E W
E
W

ROSS SHITSTAIN WILL WIN CAP IT

how many crashes will we see today?

>ism vision

5

last digit of my post says

And on the second lap?

Wasn't it Sprint Vision before

9

lots of tires failures today. tires were looking shitty yesterday and they didnt even have long runs

rolling for winner

T-This is ironic, right A-America?

That Superbird is making my dick rock hard

are you jealous you dont have cool shit there?

Only the fedex box.

"R I M S"
I
M
S
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It's kind of like the euro equivalent of IMSA

>kyle sponsored by his wifes favorite food

Would you Jamie Little ?

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I thought Euro Le Mans was the IMSA equivalent

Do I get pizza, or burgers as a tribute to burger racing?

HOLY FUCK 101 DEGREES!!!!

WATER BOILS AT 100

WHY IS IT SO HOT?!?!?!

that wing
what did it offer aerodynamically? lateral stability?

BOOGITY

I think thats burger degrees

BOGADYBOGADYBOGADY

they have electric coils beneath the concrete to heat it

No. We don't understand the concept of irony over here. Everything we do is 100% sincere and authentic.

I like they're racing in the middle of australia

We use a superior unit of measurement for temperature.

Is*

T-This is ironic too, right A-America?

There's actually an active volcano underneath the track

>not using the Kelvin temperature scale
you truly live in a 3rd world shit hole

I honestly couldn't tell you but it adds +10 coolness

So why do you want people to have autism

Their using Freedom Units.

>driving for Sup Forums