Be me, 22

>be me, 22
>6'2, on the slimmer side, but still solid.
>visiting family farm in Canada
>Auntie Jo has too much money and wierd taste
>freaky shit runs in the family i guess
>"this is a damaskus goat"
>wtf
>shows horses, guinea hens, pot bellied pigs...blahblahblah whatever
>2nd night
>bored af
>Sup Forums it up
>horse cock thread
>Situationallyappropriate.jpeg
>instadiamonds
>jerk it real slow while looking at horse vulva clenching on mancock and girls taking horse dick
>start getting wild about the idea of getting fucked by Aunty Jo's studs
>start fingering myself
>Three fingers later I wish I had a toy. Cant stop thinking about horse cock

Cont.

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Fuck it, I'll hear your story.

He fucks the Damascus goat and Aunty Jo walks in on him and joins.

Well? Fucking get on with it m8

Cmon faggot

What fucking animal is that?

s l o w

A retarded goat

>What fucking animal is that?
welcome to reading comprehension

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>go to bathroom
>find slender bottle of hair mousse
>yup
>go back to bed and insert bottle with ease
>upon insertion, orgasam so hard I make throaty noises beyond my control.
>shoot biggest load of my life and pass out in my own mess once my legs stopped shaking.
>sleep like a goddamn baby

>spend the next day in town with fam
>boring as fuck who cares
>go to bed earlier than normal to touch myself
>no horsecock on Sup Forums
>fuck
>find fithy as fuck zoophile degenerate shit everywhere else anyway
>horsecock
>dogcock
>pigcock
>as I lay in my crusty mess from the night before
>you fucking disgusting pig you beling in the mud with the animals. Look at you. You fucking disgust me.
>I belong outside in the filth
>I sneak outside, walk around back
>barns are way back at the edge of the property
>calm down a little on the way there. Its kinda cold and this is probably a bad idea.
>not really feeling it anymore
>go inside anyway
>see huge horse balls and immediately want to feel them
>open the gate and give horse a little pat down
>diamonds holy fuck diamonds
>start gently feeling horse balls
>softer than i anticipated
>go a little further
>start feeling the root of the horse cock
>massaging it
>starts to get firm but nothing really showing yet.
>horse seems unphazed

Cont...

WTF is that picture

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hell yes, op may be a fag but im interested in this tale

Actual animal, damascus goat
fucked up, not just /x/bait

...

>want it to get hard so I start pulling and twisting in a way Ive seen in videos
>holy fuck its working
>I could have this horse cock inside me
>thinking about the way it flares around the head and how it could fill me up with stalion seed as I cum all over its stall has me so turned on Im light headed.
>this horse gets hard
>and harder
>okay it gets huge
>holy fuck this think is bigger than my arm
>takes both hands and full body movement to jack off this fucking horse
>horse gets a little wound up but other wise okay
>I feel precum drizzling down my leg
>there you go being fucking disgusting again you filthy fucking loser. You cant even keep control of your bodily fluids.
You dont deserve this horse's beautiful cock. You couldn't handle it. Youre fucking pathetic.
>lean over to see how thick the tip has gotten see if it could fit i side me if i tried
>shitty timing
>horse cums just as my hand make o e last hard pull on the tip to see it
>covered in horse cum
>its on my face
>its down my shirt
>its all over my Rock hard cock
>and it does NOT smell or taste great
>I get the fuck out of there
>find a towel where they keep horse blankets and other linen
>try to clean up
>this shit is everywhere
>what a fucking disgrace. You degenerate waste of life. Standing here with a fucking erection. Cleaning fucking horse jizz of your face. You didnt even cum. All that and you didnt even fuck anything. Hahahaha. You should let a pig fuck you with its scrawny filthy shit covered dick.
Thats what you deserve.
>the degrading voice getting more convincing
>drop the towel leaving most of the horse cum on me I kind of hang my head and trudge over to the pigs.

Cont.


Cont...

describe scent and taste, op

I ehhhrm... I think you may suffer from some schizophrenia.

Yes PLEASE

is that peyton manning?

Just to be clear, I'm not even joking here. It's pretty normal to internally vocalize your thoughts, but to have voices talk down to you and convince you of stuff... That's not normal. Get some help with this.

either this or shitty anime writing

it might just be poorly phrased. could be depression imo, but if they are actually /hearing/ the voices then its schizo

dubs and i jack off to this

>not pretyping the story
>making us wait an hour for the conclusion

>on way to pigs on the outside of the barn see damaskus goat
>ugliest thing Ive ever seen
>those balls though
>maybe theyll feel like the horses
>this goat is huge and terrrifying
>its head stands maybe 5 inches shorter than mine
>never heard of these fucking things.
>will it freak out and bite my hand off?
>grab a scoop of the feed and toss it in the feed bag and hook it on the back of the pen
>it starts feeding
>I give it a pat and it dosent seem to care
>treat it the same as the horse
>work hands down the body till im at its balls.
>kind of the same as the horse but holy fuck do they swing
>start pushing the balls back and forth like a swing gently back to front
>damaskus goat gives no fucks
>grab the root of the cock to feel its girth
>cant feel anything
>Im still hard
>still covered in stinking horse cum
>so much precum has dribbled down my leg at this point its making my pajama pants cling to my leg on the one side
>I need to see this monsters dick
>i bet its goddamn disgusting

Cont..

OP you're mental, continue....

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Okay so I already came once when he got jizzed on.
Can someone hook me up with chicks getting fucked by horses?
I could definately do this again. While I wait

here we go!

Roll

>start working it over
>takes wayyyy longer to start to get it hard
>starts to get hard
>wayyy different than the horse cock
>closer to dog cock
>it starts to move its hind legs a little bit kind of just step back and forth
>head still in the feed bag
>fuck it
>I pull the feed bag closer to the side of the pen where theres a side rail for fuck I dunno, I dont live on no goddamn farm.
>goat gets super pissed I moved the food
>this made it harder? Wtf
>so the goat in like eating and stepping back and forth
>Im not even touching it any more because I thought it was getting agressive for a sec
>its clear that the goat doesn't give a shit as long as it has food
>pull my pants down
>start stroking my red dribbling cock
NOPE
>cant touch it or Ill cum
>spit in my hand
>rub it on my ass hole
Idea
>take a smear of horse cum off my stomach and rub it over my ass hole
>insert 2 fingers
>insert 3 fingers
>grab the side rail
>bend over
>reach behind me and grab damascus cock
>its about as think as my own cock but wayyyyy longer
>guide cock to asshole and start to insert.

Cont.

Toasting in epic bread!
Degenerate goat fucker

Good story waiting for update

op pls type things up in advance unless you are currently getting fucked by a goat, in which case timing is understandable

kek

Kek

Kek

Someone screencap this shit. It needs to be preserved.

>ease back around the goat cock
>holy fuck this is real
You fucking disgusting waste of life. Look at you. Youre letting this freak of nature ride you like a bitch. Youre such a rank aminal cuck. Fucking faggot. I cant belive women let you touch them.
>unexlectedly the goat kind of lunges forward and shoves its long cock so far in to me i swear to god i felt it in my stomach
>i slipped off the rail and fell forward bracing myself on the front of the stall beside the feed bag
>I dont know when it ran out of food but the giant deformed monster goat was now balls deep inside me with its front hooves on the front ledge of the stall and its freakish face staring straight ahead, mouth open and eyes ablaze
>it slammed forward again
>and again quicker this time
>on the second thrust I cried out
>on the third thrust I started to cum
>but the goat wasnt done
>it picked up speed when it felt my asshole clamp down around its dick
>I shot rope after rope of cum so hard it hit the wall in front of me in rhythm with the its hard thrusts
>it was still going when I had no more cum left
>I cant even describe the sounds I was making
>they were like a cross between sobs and sex moans
Fucking faggot
>just when I thought the goat was acctually going to injure me I felt it cum
>it forced itself deeper inside me than ever and pumped 8 shots of fucking goat cum unrealisticly deep inside me. Or so I figure from its hard obvious pulses.
>as soon as it came,it dismounted me, pushing me to the stall floor trembling like a raped little girl.

Cont

Kek

Kek

This

This is the first legit Sup Forums thread I've read in years that's brought me back to 2005 again, thanks OP

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Why is there no horse porn in here yet. This is pathetic

I thought the hotpockets get uppity over that now, used to be nobody gave a fuck

kek

Keeeek

still waiting

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>i stood up and immediately felt fluid pour down the backs of my legs
>no blood thank god
>I was so weak in the legs I barely go out of there.
>covered in horse jizz and filled with whatever came out of that freak beast, I started to wobble back to the house
>I was so disoriented I didnt even realize that I needed to be discreet
>I took off all my clothes and started a load of laundry
>went to the bathroom to shower and started to cry
>i slowly washed my body and realized I was hard again
>seeing my disgusting penis
>knowing what made it hard
>I cried harder
>calmed down enough to dry off and go back to my room
>layed down ready to sleep, still in the dried cum from the other night
You didnt even change the sheets? Fuck youre gonna make me throw up. You just cant stop being a nasty little bitch can you?
>started to get weepy again
>but also rock hard
>I grabbed my dick and beat it like a teenager
>it was so tender from coming without being touched I came in like 15 seconds
>a pathetic ammount of clear fluid dribbled out on to my stomach
>I rolled over in to it and fell asleep.

>the next day mom asked why I was doing laundry in the middle of the night and having a shower
>i said I felt really sick and puked a few times
>goodsave.jpeg
>they were going out for the day but there was soup or shit in the cupboard and everyone hopes I felt bettersuckstobesickonvaycationblahblahblah...
Cont

Amen Sup Forumsrotha

still interested but i cant stay up much longer for this

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this is some funny shit

Gonna shame fuck the pig eventually?

Op you fucking cock tease it 4 in the morning hurry up

This is hot.. I need to kms

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You have achieved something that no man has ever even considered. You truly are a miracle.

come on op gotta go to work alrdy late u sick fuck

Still waiting op

Come on op

A pig produces like litres of cum. He'd be flooded lol.

My pp hard

Bump for completion

oh come on you degenerate fuck, finish the story already! i want to go to bed.

Op u fag

>everyone leaves
>i wake up and make the damn soup to keep up the lie
>I reach up to get a bowl out of the cupboard and the stretch causes goat cum to ooze out of my asshole
>i dont clean it up
>i let it sit there and soak in to my jeans
>take chicken noodle soup and piece of toast and sit at rich Aunty Jo's big beautiful dining room table. Cleary a custom piece made out of a single piece of some kind of gorgeous wood. What the fuck do I know about wood. But it was lovely.
>sitting in her beautiful cabin dining room eating her food stewing in her monster goat cum
>I finished, went to go put the dishes in the sink, feeling more of the fluid leak out of my asshole.
>I went to the bathroom and turned to look in the mirror.
>there was a small visible wet spot
>I decided to go for a walk
>to the barn
>just to walk I swear
>the second I stepped outside I was hard again
>It was a beautiful day
>I walked to the barn went right to the horse.
>same thing.
>pat down
>rub balls
>make it hard
Fuck it
>I got fully naked and draped my clothes on the bridal hook and grabbed a stool.
>I grabbed a feed bag, filled it full of food and hung it for the horse
>it began to feed
>i jerked that horse nice and slow while it fed
>the horse was more interested in the food
>it was hard to keep it erect
>being not as hard as it was the night before I bent over the stool and guided it in to my asshole
>i really had to shove it in as the horse wasnt fully hard but it was still quite large for what my asshole was used to
>the large knob of it finally slid in to my asshole with kind of a pop? If youve ever used butt plugs you know what i mean. When you push and push and finally you get over the biggest part and then its smaller...
>anyway
>it was the biggest thing ive ever fit in to my asshole. It had to be the size of a small fist. Keep in mind it wasnt fully hard
>i cried out pretty loud and began rocking on its cock
>the horse gave no fucks.

Cont.

Fake and gay, you better be typing this from a hospital bed due to a prolapsed bleeding asshole.

It somehow got worse

Please continue op

who cares its just a story

where the fuck did classic Sup Forums crawl out of with this shit?

this is great thank you op

>i kept fucking the horse trying to get it as far in to me as I could
>keeping it stimulated while it was distracted with food was not an easy feat.
>I went to remove the horsecock from me to take the food away to find it was stuck.
>it was too thick at the end to pull out
>i tried to work it out but pulling on the shaft while pushing with the muscles inside my asshole was clearly what it wanted
>as I was pushing, more of the goat cum from last night began to leak out of my ass. I know it wasnt me or the horse... It had a different texture and smell than the horses.
>with the fluid and the pushing the horse began to get harder
>i felt it swelling in my asshole at an alarming rate
Oh fuck this thing is gonna rip me open
Like for sure this thing is gonna impale me. Youre gonna die. Youre gonna FUCKING die and youre going to be found naked on this floor covered in horse shit covered in the jizz of two animals and your own blood. And your family is gonna find you. You fucking disgusting sick bastard. Oh my god
>I pushed the stoool away and tried to take a few steps forward to pull away but by now the horse was so hard I could barely shuffle
>it thrust in to me only three times before it came. I was trying to pull away the whole time so thank god it never got too deep
>it was quick and hot
>as soon as it came it got soft immediately and fell away from my stretched out asshole.
>horse cum poured in BUCKETS out of me
>I rubbed it all over my dick, sat down on the stool, and started to masturbate

You fucking degenerate. What? Cant come? Did the pony scare you? Daw poor baby. Cant even cum after getting fucked by a literal horse cock. Youre a disgrace
>i left the stall and stood in the sun trying to feel the breeze, silence the shitty thoughts in my head and work up to it.
Fml this is boring
>go back in to the barn

Cont

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Shut up, dumb dumb

refreshing to see some actual content for once instead of a 15th 'wwyd' or 'pics you shouldnt share' thread

Lost me at the part where cum leaked out the day after.

Still an amusing enough read.

mfw this entire thread

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>So..He was behind of it...

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Bump

I thought that part was hot.

>i went right over to the goat
>put a small ammount of feed into the feedbag and felt my eyes well up
Crawling back to your rapist you waste? Oh crying again? Hahaha fucking faggot.
>I started to get hard again and with that I started to shake
What the fuck am I doing? What is this?
>I stimulated the monster again. This time in tears. I didnt want it.
>but I was hard, what?
>I just kept going. I dont know why
>crying and rock hard i posistioned myself where i needed to be and slid the goat dick in to my stretched out asshole with ease.
>still crying i rocked on to its erection, starting to sob.
>by the time it started doing its little side to side step I was openly, loudly, sobbing.
>when I felt it start to step away from the feed bag I was still, but BEGGING.
Oh my god. Please dont do this PLEASE. No. You cant do this. Please stop OHMYGOD PLEASE STOP
>the thing didnt care that I was yelling
>it lunged forward fast like it had done before and rammed itself inside me
Maybe I was sensitive from before but this hurt.
>i was also sobbing like a fucking bitch this time
>but i was also still hard.
>it slammed in to me over and over
>its huge saggy balls whipped forward with each thrust slamming in to my own hard cock
>it took longer this time
>I stood, bent over, sobbing loudly under this stinking beast until it shot me full of just as much juice as the night before

Cont...

fucken worlds slowest OP

qft

Why the fuck am I reading this

>i felt it flex inside me and that sent me over the edge. I began to cum and I guess he didnt like that sensation.
>he pulled away
>I fell towards him
>and as i lay on the ground still cumming
>it steps back to the feed bag with fluid still dribbling out of its shrinking penis
>it went all over my stomach and my own cock
>I stayed there
>rubbing myself in my own and so many other juices as this thing continued to cum on me...still sobbing.
>I dont think I ever got soft but I lay there in all that mess for maybe another 10 minutes while I contined to cry and cum again.

No one ever found out about anything but my aunt thought there was something wrong with the animals because the barn reeked so bad.
Even though I showered my best i wound up having to sit in leakage that night for dinner. I went to bed right after claiming illness again. It was just shame.

I have a girlfriend now and I cant come with her unless i imagine tying her up and having those animals defile her over and over. We've been together awhile now and theres no way I can ever bring it up. Aunt Jo is having people up to her place this summer and she wants to go. Theres no way im going to bring her.

Anyway. Thats it i guess. Ill kick around a bit in case anyone has any real questions.
Totally assuming its just naysayers and trolls left.

Jesus Christ op this thread has been active for 4 hours and we only have like 6 or 7 parts

If you dont like it leave dicksuck

Legit question here, could you type any slower?

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Hot story op. I just wish you had shame fucked that pig.

Are you going to try doing this again for your next visit?
If so are you going to prepare for the occasion?
Lastly why do you hate yourself so much?
Is it because your fucking animals?
You shouldn't be fucking animals bro

Why do you have a girlfriend, you're obviously gay

/thread

Fag

I legit thought he was gonna die from horse cock expanding in his ass

Me too *-_-

No idea if Ill do it again.
That level of shame is something I cant explain.
It destroyed any chance I had at a normal sex life. If It does happen again It will be a spontaneous kind of deal.
When I think about it it disgusts me. But when im there in the moment I cant stop myself. I dont understand it.
Also if the girlfriend makes me take her, absolutely nothing like that will happen. No way.


And technically the animals were fucking me.

Nevzr thought that since you made animals put their dick inside your ass... You might be gay?

What were your plans had the horse injured you or refused to withdraw?

Surprisingly not gay.
Dont dig human men

Shit your right
Also has your ass recovered from this ordeal?

Had no plans.
Was seriously concerned for my wellbeing.
But none of what happened then was logically planned out.