I was just informed that my two married bi friends that they will not speak to me anymore...

I was just informed that my two married bi friends that they will not speak to me anymore. We are in love with each other but it seems that they believe that I am toxic. Trips decides how I should respond.

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>trips
Pretentious faggot

Interesting

Also they claim that they are in love with me. Despite that fact they can not be with me or even be friends with me because I keep overstepping boundaries and they are married. Both of them have been raped and are scarred for life.

That being said they are nymphos that hooked up with me the first few times we hung out. After that we spent Christmas and New year's together.

Kill both of them and then yourself.

The time comes that they are comfortable to go on a date with me. The date goes amazingly. But of course since they are mentally scarred and have trust issues because of it it causes a strain on their relationship. They decide that threy want us to just be friends. I comply but it's not too long that the flirting resumes. Anyway TFW one of them was having a horrible day and I called her by a pet name which I thought would cheer her up but she became extremely defensive and starts calling me out on all of my character flaws and everything I have done wrong in the past.

fuck so close.

Sooo close

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Ikr!?

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Do nothing and move on faggot.

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Tell them you refuse to leave and start moving your things in immediately.

The time is fastly approaching...

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order them a bunch of spaghetti

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Put on a fireworks show near their residence.

Watch some Yuri and flood their inbox with ur reactions.

>>Patiently waiting...
>>> Forget about them... With the help of an 8 hour 80s roncom marathon.

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Eat some borscht

Fire some guns, drink some beer and wait for them to come back because your the fucking man, user.

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Masturbate in a public place

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Tape clown masks outside all of thier windows at night. Knock on the front door. Hide. Ring the cellphone. Say I always feel like somebody's watching me. Hang up.

roll

Op here. This would have been fucking horrid, they are deadly afraid of clowns.

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In relationships with married bi nutboxes? What could possibly be chaotic about that? Go away. We have enough time wasting shit in Sup Forums that is at least fun.

Give em some schnapps..

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Drench their house in blood at night.

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Pasta party

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Op here, still waiting for the gods to give me a path.

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That's what happen when you have two bi-friends, plus being a tremendous faggot.
You should respond that you give up being gay and off yourself. Faggot fairy

Go to the place where you had your date and wander around aimlessly. Also shit your pants while you are there.

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Call them dirty trannies and tell the to go suck a dick

So fucking close..

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Pizza party.

Tell them that the reason you've been such a problematic person is that you are in love with them secretly and wanted to push them away. Now that they are on the verge of never speaking to you again you feel you must confess to both of them.

Winrar?

Op here, no it has to me natural trips.

Kill them... With kindness.

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Drink your own urine.

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Take a good look at yourself in the mirror and get your priorities back in order. It sounded like a recipe for disaster from the beginning, and even if it did get that far it's for the best that it imploded before things became serious. Simply leave them alone for now. Maybe message them in two weeks, one and a half weeks minimum. If they message you then stick them in the friend zone and continue to talk to them while you get your shit together.

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Beat only one of them with a wiffle bat

Block them on everything and move on. Never speaking their names or about them or to them under any circumstance and move on with your life.
You know like someone who wasn't a massive faggoty drama queen with mental issues.

Pour sugar in their gas tanks and then message them a link to The Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World.

Rolling

roll

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Show up to their house unnancounced and start playing hopscotch while doing cocaine and blair Fucking in the Bushes in the backround.

Learn how to play the Mandolin

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SHITFUCKDAMN!!!

Get your shit together.

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Watch the Lion King on Adderall.

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Op says it doesn't count, but nice dubdubz

Sing Ave Maria to them in the nude at one of their workplaces.

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We are so close...

Tell them to send nudes.

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Send them a video of you cumming on a picture of them.

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Sage. Faggot.

find another couple to fuck, bisexual user

reroll 555

Fellow user, you know what time it is.

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Get drunk to the Safety Dance and watch your worries wash away.