Post em b

Post em b

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canada did 9/11

my fronds mom tried fognre me in a van back

bestiality porn is pretty okay tbh

I know where Cotton-Eye Joe came from and where he went

went to my 13 cuzns room at night and took off all her clothes. she let me. ive been grabbing her with her clothes on all day and under blankets i play withher nipples. while we’re at a bonfire and watching a movie on the couch. i plan on eating her out and sticking it in tomorrow night. before my fam leaves. im 28 btw. shes never had anything happen like this to her im sure. and im definitely taking advantage. cheers bros.

I like sucking other dudes dicks and I've gotten pretty damn good at it.

i'm 22/f and incontinent.

which continent are you in?

WHY DO MEN DEGRADE US!

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You're 13. You young fags give it away by your complete misrepresentation of the English language. kys

All the cute women I work with are married or have boyfriends.

>25
>finally coming to terms that im a fucking tranny

do I use a bullet or rope anons?

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I'm the one who got fgts.jp taken down.

It had the only online archive of a thread where I drunkenly posted nudes. So I posted illegal content, waited for fgts to mirror it, and then reported them to their hosting provider.

I haven't seen any of my pics since so I think I'm safe.

trans lesbian no doubt
aka dude with a fetish

trans bi man actually

aka chick with internalized misogyny

I'm fit, attractive, have a 7.5" cock, and make 6 figures but recently one bitch gave me herpes and trying to deal with it has mentally fucked me up. I often feel that almost no one would date/marry/fuck me now. I have sex with one chick once a month at most (she knows) and I often consider not telling anyone about my herp, re-living the sex life I used to have, and playing stupid on the low probability of someone getting it. I don't want to go that route but this sex-less lonely depression is killing me.

(I looked at STD dating sites and they're complete sausage fests, and I don't care if you're a chick with an STD who still gets laid. Guys will ignore every one of your red flags if it means them getting their dick wet)

You're definitely going to jail when she's old enough to feel like she should tell

I miss what my wife used to be like. 12 years passed her TBI and it's like I lose a small piece of her everyday. I can wake up one morning and find her dead next to me from sudden seizure death syndrome.

I wanted better for us. Now I have to watch her fall apart and eventually die. And I miss sex. Stopped fapping before we got married a LONG time ago. Been having sexual dreams and cumming in my pants, like one time a week now.

If she dies soon I want to go with her.

This

date a girl faggot

double dubs in a row

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Yep. She's gonna be posting a #metoo on Twitter any day now.

She may not be 100% anymore but how is that stopping you from having sex? Surely she must know you're suffering...

why not both?

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man, as a 19 year old thats what fucking scares me, getting an std and feeling like your life is over while youre still young

I've already posted in this thread but I forgot one.

I'm talking to a cute 18-year-old fag near me who's so desperate to be loved he's willing to drug his sister and let me use her in exchange for me fucking him.

I'm not sure I'll go through with it but I like that he's willing. I wonder what else I can make him do.

Jerked myself off with my friends little sisters hand while she was passed out drunk next to her bf.

Ended up going to the restroom and cumming loads in to her facewash she put on every night.

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>implying any girl would actually date me

hanging myself seems like much less of a mess. especially since we recently seen that a tarp does nothing.

Sounds like a good deal. You wouldn't be guilty of drugging her and she would have no idea who you are. So even if she does recollect anything, she wouldn't be able to trace it back to you.

As for the guy, just get some BJ's for a while. Maybe cuck him as you do his sister, then
ghost him when he starts demanding your attention.

That's sad Really really sad

She has the mind and emotions of a fourth grader now. And I'm not a pedophile, so it's difficult.

But she's an adult and your wife... 1) No one would hate you for doing it. 2) You're not getting a medal for taking the 'moral' high ground. She won't thank you for not fucking her, or even give it much thought in the end. You're merely punishing yourself.

sounds like you and the one with the 13 year old cousin need to swap.

yep, that's all crossed my mind. I'll have some fun with him either way.

sorry to upset you so much

My husband had a stroke recently and is no longer cognitively functioning at the level of an adult either. I'm so sorry user this kind of pain is so hard.

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having this happen to me or my fiance is one of my greatest fears in life.

If she died, I could handle that. but not that kind of intellectual disability.

Then I'll take the punishment.

I don't want my husband to die even though I know he is only physically who he used to be. I still want to take care of him and make his life happy.

I miss him so much even though he is right in front of me.

Thanks bro. Stay strong and keep going.

what are his recovery prospects? do they think he'll get most of the way back to how he was with therapy, or was it more serious?

I had a girl hit on me at the pool, she was petite enough to worry. I went along with it and it escalated to me taking her to the changing stalls. They were wooden and shady, I took off her towel from her waist line and undressed her from her bathing suit. Groped and grabbed and kisses and licked and pretty much heavily made out with her before turning her around and fucking her standing doggy against the wooden wall. I ravaged that pussy like a pornstar and came excessively hard on her back. I wiped away the cum with my hands (rubbed it all over her back) and turned her around. Then I ate her put till she came. Strong convulsing clitnand pussy on my mouth. We exchanged phone numbers and Facebooks then we each showered separately and went back to out groups.

Later found out she was an inevitable jail sentence so I tried to avoid her.

Ended up fucking her 3 more times before a friend talked me out of the lust.

Moral of the story: they love, want, and need sex and society lies.

Just don't get caught

I've spent so much money on fucking hookers and I'm loving it, despite the fact that I have a girlfriend for 6 years now.

But man, does it feel good to fuck other women for money.

You're dead
who gives a shit about how much mess it makes
you stop existing

I passed out at the last second to fuck with a guys car after he basically brainwshed the love of my.life with drugs and sex. She now feels like sex is meaningless unless it's on hard drugs. I've contemplated doing lots of stuff, spamming g his phone, fucking with his car, etc. But I can't fucking do it

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>So..He was behind of it...

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> the love of my.life
She's not your girlfriend, is she?

Firstly nice triple. Secondly. Nope

He is experiencing severe dementia and unfortunately given his age they expect it to get worse and not better. We have been trying symptom management plans but they don't have any actual treatment options available for us currently.

that's pretty fucked user. I'm sorry to hear it. You have a rough road ahead.

Thank you for your sympathy user.

In the grand scheme of things your problems make mine seem so petty. Be strong. I know it seems hard but right now your all the support he has

Diapers aren't the worst thing. There's plenty of guys in to girls that wear.

nise

Rope, I don't want you be added to the misrepresented firearm death statistics

fetish ppl are like 0.01% of the population
most guys are rightfully disgusted by diapers

Make an account on Fetlife.

I'm too apathetic to have a gf

>implying suicide isn't part of the gun issue
mmkay

can confirm

I'm into a fuckload of kinks but diapers? especially diapers that aren't even there for kinky reasons, but because you need them? ugh

I'm such a retarded fuck

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Tay-tay? Is that you? If not go kys.....no one cares about nudes any more.

they're right, we're chock-full of filipinos.

The question we all have is....does he get Hard? And also, if he does...do your ride it or just jerk him off for ol times sake?

All problems are a matter of context. No sense invalidating your own experiences just because someone else has it worse user.

Of course I’ll stay by him until the end. It’s why I married him and I’ll never go back on that promise. I still love him even if he isn’t really here anymore.

fuck off

This man knows.

fake and gay

Not advice but I would absolutely hurt her especially if she didn't tell you.

Thanks user. They do hurt, the good memories we had, and all the stuff we planned for, futures families, everything. The. He showed up and took her for a ride that she never came back from.

When I was a poor college student I was paid a few times to be a 'crisis actor' by a government agency.

It wasn't extreme situations like what was on the news but it does make me wonder whether they would go that far.

>Anonymous 03/21/18(Wed)03:18:54 No.763330249▶
> (OP)
>I miss what my wife used to be like. 12 years passed her TBI and it's like I lose a small piece of her everyday. I can wake up one morning and find her dead next to me from sudden seizure death syndrome.
>I wanted better for us. Now I have to watch her fall apart and eventually die. And I miss sex. Stopped fapping before we got married a LONG time ago. Been having sexual dreams and cumming in my pants, like one time a week now.
>If she dies soon I want to go with her.
I'm so sorry, man.

I can pee at the same time as I poop.

That's beautiful user.
I can only hope to marry somebody with such a nice soul as you.

can you give some examples?
I'm all into conspiracy theories, tbh but still it's hard to believe.

Assumed this thread would be all (fake) incest stories but instead got my heart ripped in two.

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Actually off yourself

had to nanny my ex gf's sister in the last month we were together and I convinced her to let me fuck her feet with cooking oil

I have a CB radio capable of putting somebody in prison it has time travel ability

>nice triple
what

in my case it was some protests in another city, which is why they wanted college kids.

Gave us some roles, bussed us in, and we had to make it seem more violent and out of control. car got set on fire, a few of us were 'injured', windows were smashed. stuff to make the public unsympathetic.

It was a very different scale to what they talk about now. It just makes me unsure as to what they might do.

Number guy 3 x3

Not fake or gay. Sorry to disappoint, user.

met a guy from cl to suck his dick. I wonder what cum tasted like as well as the feel of a dick ejaculating in my mouth. it was satisfying but I kept burping because I swallowed his cum

I've arranged to cuck a guy tonight. First time. I turn up at his house, then he leaves and waits in the car outside while I fuck his fiance senseless.

wish me luck.

Make sure you dom the fiance as much as possible and humiliate the cuck as much as possible and they'll likely call you back for more.

Post age

I have strong feelings for a girl i barely know at my new job and im slowly feeling more uncomfortable with my gf who is pregnant with our second child.

i fucked a goat once

Uhhh, first sexual encounter was with another guy in middle school, I fantasize about my sister in law (but what married guy doesn't?) I have premature issues...

Did I miss anything?

Damn, right in the feels.

Anything brain related like this, specifically it happening to a s/o, is my worst nightmare

Sorry man

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I don't consider myself gay but I have an arrangement with a neighbor who drops by about once a week, sucks me dry, and leaves - no conversation at all.

If we're both free, he comes to my door, I sit back, let him do his thing, then get back to what I was doing when he's finished.

domming the fiance wont be a problem. have plenty of experience humiliating girls but not guys, so hopefully that transfers across okay.

that's... gay

You just tell him how good his fiance was and what you two did. If he's got a smaller cock than you, make fun of that too. That's about it.

I started having sex early. I was in scouts, to be specific.

I miss QG.

two nights in a row? to what do we owe the pleasure, anx?

Hey I actually wanted to say hi to you but this seemed like the way to do it

Well that's flattering. I guess you enjoyed our chat last night then?

I found warts on my dick from a drunken rando rawdog. Was pretty positive my life was over, then i found out hpv wasnt that bad and would eventually and did go away. So i can only relate to that initial feeling of "fuck me no one will ever love me" which is soul crushing. But good news is that you would be surprised how apparently widespread genital herpes is. Soo i guess dont give up all hope yet user? Also theres always a good chance someone will find a cure or something. But dont go spreading that around, having to explain that will make everything much worse.

Fun related story: some girl i was i was studying for finals with was telling me about all the nasty hoes with multiple stds at my school. That eventually led to her telling me that her friend has herpes and has a longterm boyfriend THAT HAD NO IDEA. Her reason for not telling her friends boyfriend: "well he's kinda an asshole"