I'm tired of chess... when do I get to play with your cock, user?

>I'm tired of chess... when do I get to play with your cock, user?

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>Who was the girl you were with last night user

>Hmmm okay, I guess we can try what you want one time

>Good morning user! :)

>No, I don't want to have sex right now. I have to do my homework

Wat do

The cock is kill. I repeat: The cock is kill.

Wake up and realize people don't play chess in Turkcuckistan.

You're an italian LARPing as a woman
You're shameful

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Any girl that beats me in chess can do whatever she wants with me.

HRNRNRNRNRNRNFGGG

When I go to heaven
....
to be with you

heh...nice Be7 kiddo, i've got mate in 15 moves now

Chess is a man's game. My girlfriend is expected to be playing with my cock whenever she is not busy cooking or cleaning for me.

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU RANCID SWINE

t. Saddam al-Achmed

do you also call women rancid swine?

How long would you last

depends on how much viagra i can take without overdosing, maybe 8 hours with breaks for food/sugar

Why are they all white/asian? Don't black girls play chess too?
not long. I'm bad at chess. If we plays go that's another story

gq i see some black boys chess but few black girls

Men in general have a better time visualizing things in three dimensions than women. They also have more stamina for lengthy tournaments/matches.

Jesus i want to know what's written on that pic so much

>tfw that cute nerdy girl who liked you in middle school went to a different highschool and you never saw her again
why

Excellent thread

Oh stop it

It's a memorial text for cock called Pärssinen. Pärssinen gave his life defending other farm animals when some agressive dogs (huskies) attacked the farm. Pärssinen died and one chicken got mauled but luckily it lived because it was quickly taken to the vet. The whole happening was widely reported in finnish media and it became a meme. R.I.P. Cock Pärssinen

jokes on you, I don't have a cock

why, of all the countries in the world, does finland always come up with memes

if her rating is in the tripple digits probably not very long

It's been 4 years user, she's gone, let it go.

Any cunt would have done the same. An alpha cock called Pärssinen dies heroically defending other farm animals thus getting comparatively huge publicity... The whole thing is too bizarre

Whole Finland remembers Cock Pärssinen. He is one of the greatest heroes in Finland.

Not very long

I'd either lose on time or jizz my pants

iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2011100514516893_uu.shtml
news article about this tragedy

I'm loving these threads about international discussion

Don't remind me that Margret goes to a different college than mine and I'll never see her again ;_;

Call her Margarine. See, I solved your sadness. It turned into a heartburn.

kek