I'm going to lose my virginity to a girl this weekend

I'm going to lose my virginity to a girl this weekend.

How do I not fuck this up?

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Your going to fuck it up and there is nothing you can do about it.

Don't clench your butthole

Wear a condom, aim for the pussy.

Best of luck, fag.

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Jerk off before before hand, so you wont immediately spray jizz the second you enter her.

If you have to wait for the weekend OP she is not DTF my friend. Good luck spanking it to more porn!

if you masturbate all the time you won't be able to get it up

also, just admit you're not a sex-master and you'll do fine

She's already sent nudes and all that. She's just busy until Saturday. I think she's definitely DTF.

Hopefully that doesn't turn her off during the moment. I feel like I've come off as a complete Chad while messaging her, which is something I absolutely am not. So hopefully she isn't expecting something special.

Does she know you're a virgin?

No. But she also probably doesn't think that I've had sex before. At least, I don't think she does.

Have you kissed a girl before?

Yes.

If youre about to nut too early switch positions. Let her fuck you in the ass for a bit

>condom
KEK

Sending nudes don't mean shit if she is too busy for the cock right now then she will find an excuse not to fuck your shit Saturday. But don't listen to me. Come Saturday I will see a feels board. I guarantee it

Double bag it. You cant be too safe.

watch lots of porn before.. act like a real pro pornstar.. fuck her hard in all holes.. and i mean all holes.. ass mouth pussy.. spit in her face while fucking her ass.. belive me gilrs like that.. punsh her little more then soft in her face.. scream things like "AAAAH YEAH FUCK ME HARDER BITCH" after that cum in her face while spitting at her.. thank me later... profit..

Here is a man that has never been with a womam

since ten years in a relation ship..

LMAO. ok OP I am going to give you the best answer.

Lots. Of. Foreplay. Trust me, your dick is NOT enough, so you have to warm her up so she cums at least once BEFORE you even start fucking. This way, if you sperg out and cum and start farting in 30 seconds, at least she came, and you aren't a total loser.

Learn to gently rub, at low speed. Also, finger that pussy, slowly with the "come hither" movement, and make SURE your fingers are lubricated.

1. Sit somewhere
2. Make out
3. Start feeling her up
4. Don't rush, but move to the fingering
5. Get her OFF user.
6. She will be horny enough to fuck
7. Fuck that pussy, but DO NOT get her pregnant.

ENJOY, GOOD LUCK.

Do NOT shit all over the coffee table.

FAP before forma stamina

I'm not sure what advice to give, there are many ways to please a woman, is there any advice you need specifically?

It depends on the girls also, and what she wants. Make sure she's comfortable and feels appreciated I guess. Have you talked to her about sex? How old are you?

I honestly think it would be better if it was someone special to you and it wasn't so much about the act itself and more about the connection between 2 people, this is where communication comes in.

Have you ever given a girl oral?

It might go down something like this... you could be kissing her, don't hesitate or be afraid to gently touch her breasts, caress her skin, tell her she's beautiful. Learn to roll the bra strap between thumb and finger so it pops off, kiss her all over. When you get to her pussy lick it, kiss it, suck it, lick her clit not just up and down something side to side. Ask her what she likes, you want to get her off 3x before you have your orgasm.

I know lots of guys make is seem cool to sleep with many girls, and it is in a way, but what's even better is really learning to be with one person because it can just get better and better the more you learn what they like. It's less lonely. In my opinion being a player is lonely, no connection or it's not appreciating what connection could be, but different strokes and all. Some players are almost more about telling their male friends about their conquests in a almost homoerotic way.

Anyways, tell the girl you're glad she's there. Be really nice to her, you need to read the situation and see her as a person, but yeah also get that pussy dripping wet.

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>1. Don't masturbate for 2 days before-hand
>2. DO masturbate 3 days before-hand
>3. Calm the fuck down. It's not like girls are born with a magical instruction manual on sex, either. They're exactly like you and me. They're just humans and they're as confused, curious, scared, and interested in sex as you are
>4. Go SLOW. Women's bodies don't produce as much testosterone which makes it hard to get ready for sex. If you think you're going slow enough, slow down more. Spend a solid hour in foreplay. This isn't a hard requirement for ALL women, but it never hurts and she'll let you know if she wants to go faster
>5. Despite this, you WILL fuck it up. It happens. Life isn't perfect. Don't worry about it

Much like how a 4 or 5 year old may be jealous that all of his friends can ride bikes and he can't, or a 12 year old may be jealous that all of his friends have an Xbox and he doesn't,... the moment you get what you've been missing you realize it wasn't that big of a deal the whole time. Once you've had sex you'll wonder what all of the fuss was about.

Wow sound advice from an user

There you have it OP

you like that you fucking retard?

I would love to be the fly on the wall just to witness the stiff and nervous op try to finger a bitch with his "Come hither" movement,
>hold on let me lubricate my fingers
>proceeds to shove his fist in her mouth

You're gonna fuck it up, go ahead and make peace with that.

triggered

Also kiss her neck,

Chicks fucking love that shit, especially while sticking your peepee in her vag

>I'm not sure what advice to give, there are many ways to please a woman
>giving a shit about a woman's pleasure

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

smh many beta males in here

Very bad advice.

>Also kiss her neck,
>Chicks fucking love that shit

As a guy, nothing gets me harder than when a girl kisses my neck. Is that gay? Maybe. But I don't care, it's amazing.

I forgot to mention:

>6. Don't turn on porn or pull out sex toys if it's your first time

We develop our interests in pornography and methods of sexual play as we mature, and it's often a very personal choice.

Whether we prefer lesbian porn, chubby latinas, midgets, hardcore BDSM, race mixing, or whatever -- what we like to watch in porn is a very personal piece of information that we don't like to share with others. Asking her to choose some porn that she likes will put her on the spot and make her anxious - she'll worry you'll judge her for her choices. No amount of "I swear I won't judge" will get around this. There are only two ways around it: 1. Developing a long-lasting bond of trust over years or 2. FUCKLOADS of alcohol

Sex toys are the same as porn. You may buy a pink vibrating rabbit dildo because you think she'll love it and it turns out she finds fake cocks stupid and ridiculous and would never want to put one inside of her. She may prefer egg vibrators or no vibrator at all. Some girls have very kinky and weird ways they prefer to masturbate (I knew a girl who used a cheese grater to masturbate) and they will NOT want to share this with you until they know you better

If she's there to have sex with a human body, give her that and nothing more until you're more familiar. Let your own body be the only visual and physical stimulation

Sup Forums is ruined. I 'member the good ol' time when everyone was a honorable virgin. No one in here was a normalfag who couldn't withstand society's orders and the sheep pressure. Now everyone chooses the easy way.

It's a sad world we live in.

Getting a woman off is beta?

It's not gay in the least

From a physical standpoint: the neck is an extremely sensitive part of the body and tongues are soft and wet

From a mental standpoint: everyone has different things they enjoy and reacts to everything differently. Some people are ticklish, some aren't. If you never put much thought into WHERE a woman might lick but spend your younger years obsessed with women's tongue, then the more sensitive the bit they lick, the better -- and there are only a few places more sensitive than the neck

LOTS of guys like having their neck kissed by girls

Okay, we're heading into head up ass territory.

Only in the mind of morons

lmao the best advice i love it.

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Thank you, I thought it was opposite day or something.

cracks me up. every single one of my friends said "you're gonna cum really fast bro, no avoiding it." i didn't even cum the first time. kek.

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Damn this is not my /b anymore.. do wa have a bus full of pansy man on board..

Say what you will. I'm by no means a world expert on sex, but my limited experience is more than most people on Sup Forums:

>Intercourse with two women
>Married one
>Discussed sexual preferences with 20-30 women because they thought I was gay and "felt safe" around me
>Lots of recent research on the psychology of trust / friendship

Here's a personal anecdote from my life:

>My wife and I used to be friends with benefits (we talked about almost everything and occasionally had sex, but we weren't "dating")
>One day I was curious what her private masturbation moments were like, so during foreplay as we were building up to sex I asked her what kind of porn she generally watches
>She got really quiet and evasive and started acting really strange. Like when I said it was okay and she didn't have to tell me she just said "No, I... I don't... just... it's..." and stuttered a lot
>She stopped letting me touch her (actively pushed me away when I tried) and started avoiding my gaze for the next several hours
>When she finally felt over it she just said she didn't want to discuss it

We spend 18 years of our life being told "sex is evil and porn is the devil". So we put tons of mental locks on our pornographic preferences. This is the kind of thing we only share with our CLOSEST of friends - after establishing a life-long bond of trust. Because we feel like this is the kind of information that could ruin us socially and financially if it got out.

You can't ask someone to share that until they're ready

Haven't even actually met. Virgin, with no idea what you are doing. Yeah.. you are definitely losing your virginity this weekend.

You're going to choke or at the very least be a cringefest. You have already fucked up by giving it so much thought and putting this cunt on a pedestal.

Practice on prozzys first.

Post em faggot, otherwise underage and b&

Yeah, talk shit about the men who have actually been with women... go look at your anime or your trap threads you stupid faggot

show pics you fucking faggot

You added a "wo" to men there goatse fapper

No I meant men. You’re the women...

this is key

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I get it, pleasing a woman is gay and beta. Let me know how that works out for you sport.

Checked

>muh b
Im sure theres a trap thread somewhere youre missing out on

Its like meth. You dont get addicted your first time, so you have to keep trying it

Honestly, erections and orgasms and all that stuff are not completely voluntarily controlled. You are likely to experience some nervousness, and your autonomic nervous system will probably prevent you from performing like a
Pornstar, so don't even try. The best thing you can do to have good sex is to be sensitive to your partner's needs; try to imagine how they are feeling, and ask them how they are feeling. What do they like or not like? Think of the sex as going on an adventure with your sex partner, not as a thing you do to your sex partner. There is no script, so the two of you make it up together as you go along! Most importantly, try to have fun and go with the flow.

Easy.

Wear condom.
maybe jerk off before hand.
For gods sake I know its easy but dont think of just her hole. Think of HER a bit. Fuck around a little. Get her horny first. Try some shit out.

Penis vag push in and pull till more stuff from penis. If girl not smiling repeat till penis not able.

yeah that was ten years ago. the 2nd time we fucked (same girl) it was 10 times better. i specifically remember my dick being all tingly (not in the STD way, in a good way) the next day and wanted to fuck more and we did. oh to be young again.

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Lick her asshole and slide your hard cock in her ass. Girls love that shit. I know because I come on Sup Forums and try to humiliate people giving advice, girls like it like in the porno videos, just shove it in all her holes they love it like that. brb gotta fap to this trap thread that just came up

Oldfag here
Only thing that really changed is the ammount of traps..

Don't cum to fast. Jerk off about an hour before so you will last longer

put a lot of pressure on yourself and build very high expectations,
that'll take care of your erection