Pork in a shell

>pork in a shell
>ghost in taco bell
>body shaped like a bell
>200 pounds feeling swell
>farts loud as 100 decibel
>android lipid cell
>belly stuck in a well
>diet plan? do tell
>weight watchers was hell
>in the fridge i dwell
>after sports i smell
>tumblr says I'm a bombshell
>gluttons are our clientele
>elevator instead of stairwell
>perky tits farewell

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>he typed while sweating profusely onto the grimy keyboard

YO! Sup Forums RAPS!

>not roast in the shell
You had but 1 mission....

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OP, really needs to get a life.

>xe typed while forgetting xe wasn't on Sup Forums

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THICCY THICCY ON MY DICCY

I really like the cloak suit design.

They might actually be sticking to the source material too well when it comes to visual design.

I don't know anything about the source material, but honestly the trailer was okay. Can someone from Sup Forumsutism tell me what I'm supposed to hate about it?

>major butanagi

is it wrong liking fat scarjo?

This is a no bully zone pls delete now

wires broke and she fell

More like toast in the shell

>major futanagi

What studio is making this atrocity?

*BRRRAAAAAPPP*

Does anyone have that picture of ScarJo in her ugly fucking black pants and small boobs?

igot the joke hahahah oink oink squeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

M-M-MAJOR!!

>that one buttmad hambeast ITT
Put down those cheetos, honey. You're not doing anyone any favors throwing vagina blood all over the thread.

What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up,
Shake 'em up,
Shake 'em up,
Shake 'em.
Checked.

RIP in peace, those titties

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more like pork roast in the shell

daring synthesis

Damn, Scarlett Johannson looks like *THAT*?

By source material do you mean Oshii, SAC or the manga? Because this looks like shit.

Sci-fi cop stories comic book known for beautiful design-work got made into two smart (not Nolan-smart, real smart) movies by a respected kinographer.

Now Hollywood took the base concept for brand recognition and is making a generic pile of shit with loads of weirdass choices, such as casting Takeshi Kitano as the boss and getting somebody in relatively bad shape to play a character built like a roided up bodybuilder. Normally the physique thing wouldn't be a huge deal but the decision to keep the form-fitting suit was a bad one.

I get the feeling this'll be one of those movies that's made 90% by the CG crew anyway though.

It's like these women actually try to look as shit as possible.

top-tier meme-synthesis

weeaboo rage because she won't be getting naked

Hollywood does have bad track records with remaking stuff though

>built like a roided up bodybuilder
to be fair that's only one scene where she's overloading her body, she normally just has an average athletic build

where's the delet this edit

If i remember correctly the movie kicked ass, the first tv series was really good then afte that, everything sucked

how correct am i?

Roast in the Shell

I suppose. But even then Scarlet Johanssen isn't at all athletic looking. Genuinely athletic women don't seem well-represented in movies.

If the second movie isn't your favourite you're a pleb. Ghost in the Shell: Innocence is an all-time great pleb-filter.

she really doesn't have the right look for the role, both physically and in her performance (from what we've seen)

Her face looks too soft, she needs sharp features. I don't buy her as cold or inhuman at all. I understand that the movie doesn't have to go for the same angle as Oshii but I doubt she'll go to the trouble of being anything but Scarlet Johanssen.

indeed

>roast

I LOVE MAJOR. I WANT TO SMELL MAJOR'S FEET. I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH MAJOR. I WANT TO MARRY MAJOR.

>fat bitch
>obese jew
>whore
>big fat slut
>jewish
>kick me kike me anyway you fat me
>tubkike
>cunt
>fat
>really fat

dear weeaboo faggots:

your precious anime will never get a proper adaptation in today's environment, much less in america. if anything, you should be embracing the fact that your universally unknown chinese cartoon got a live action treatment.

for example, i am a big dragonball fan and consider dragonball evolution to be one of the most entertaining objectively shitty movies ever made.

you may very well get the same thing! your ultimate options are:

>dull, faithful adaptation that resonates with no one but fans
>dull, unfaithful adaptation that resonates with no one at all except fans willing to mock and meme it
>dull, forgettable futuristic action schlock that abuses an established property and a tame MPAA rating to pull in normie bux

good luck!

The Nightmare on Elm Street movies are and always were shitty.

DONT DO IT

typical weeaboo, unable to appreciate quality. sorry I hurt your butt so bad.

Reddit beta nu-male virgin detected, You still cry yourself to sleep thinking of Chad, Tyrone and Mohammad?

How does it feel knowing the only pussy you have touched was your moms?

Fingered a black girl twice and didn't want to fuck her. Get wrecked faggot.

Freddie's meme-value is the only reason those movies went anywhere.

You're hilarious, try some stand-up at your school's next talent-show.

fresh meme

>Freddie

>tfw no Biel Matoko

i wont

>fingered a girl
>he didnt get any action

haha KEK

>be me
>start of year, lonely, need to change
>see prisoners movie
>Detective Loki is a badass (jake gyllenhaal)
>he does this cool mysterious eye twitch / blink
>I wanna be more mysterious
>make continuous effort do it every minute in public
>starts to become natural, feel like his character, feel more confident
>notice I'm doing it on my own now, constantly
>it's been 11 months and I literally can't stop
>mom is worried and is taking me to doctors next week, she wants me to get a brain scan incase I have a tumor

I don't have health insurance and we are not rich but she's worried, do I tell her I just copied Loki from The Prisoners?

just stop blinking altogether faggot

>android lipid cell

10/10

>be me
>start of year, lonely, need to change
>see prisoners movie
>Detective Loki is a badass (jake gyllenhaal)
>he does this cool mysterious eye twitch / blink
>I wanna be more mysterious
>make continuous effort do it every minute in public
>starts to become natural, feel like his character, feel more confident
>notice I'm doing it on my own now, constantly
>it's been 11 months and I literally can't stop
>mom is worried and is taking me to doctors next week, she wants me to get a brain scan incase I have a tumor

I don't have health insurance and we are not rich but she's worried, do I tell her I just copied Loki from The Prisoners?

Watch it ScarJo! That's my sandwich!!

>pants clearly pulled up too high
wew

checked

what's her phone background?
well yeah she doesn't want to be bothered in public if it's not for some event she has to do

you guys are faggots. she doesn't even look that fat

>Hollywood took the base concept for brand recognition and is making a generic pile of shit with loads of weirdass choices
Aren't they always?

>no MEW Major =(

This is getting INSANE

youtube.com/watch?v=udEJzW_S9F8

She's no Christian Bale, that's for certain.

To hell with that I'm playing for Chubbs

Some women just turn into used up husks after they have kids.

Time is the destroyer of all things

this was the objectively right choice

It applies to ALL women

very nice "nude" scene: youtube.com/watch?v=LK3vpU0u67g

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