Hey Sup Forums I need some advice regarding by brother.
>Be me >Be 19 >Me, and my younger brother (about 16) are with our father in China on a business trip. >My Brother goes with my Dad to a store to buy some crisps and other stuff for movienight. >I'm alone in the Hotel room >Decide I should jack off >Get on my phone, pornhub.com is disabled >Fucking chinks banned porn >No porn downloaded on my phone because I'm not an animal >Realize my brother brought his laptop >My brother won the genetic lottery and inherited our dad's physique. >His Girlfriend at the time is a solid 9/10 Russian redhead. >Think, he has good taste in girls, he probably has good taste in porn too. >Get on his computer, go in to his Meme folder. >Show hidden files: Nothing wut.jpg Sort by size, there is a gif, about 5 seconds long, and with terrible quality, but it's about 3 gig. >Rightclick, 7zip, unzip here. >A folder. Called Porn. Jackpot.jpg >Open folder >2 Files: An MP4 that's about 3 gig, and a Gif. >The Gif is of Kim Kardashian >Think, huh that's didn't seem like his type of girl. >Play the Gif, it's a gif of fucking Danny Devito, Naked, Crawling out of Kardashians crack. jesusfuckingchrist.png >Look at the MP4. It's called Little Red fox fucked by asian snake. >Assume he means Red fox (Russian pornstar) who by the way looks very much like his GF. >play the video.
>IT'S A 4 HOUR LONG FUCKING NATURE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT THE JAPANESE RED FOX, WHO'S NATURAL PREDATOR IS SNAKES.
Is my asshole of a brother autistic? Or is he just the greatest rickroller of his time, I don't undestand. Do I just put him out of his misery?
I also noticed he had WinDirStat on his PC so I ran it to see if the fucker had hidden his porn somewhere else.
I shit you not, this 16 guy, who introduced me to Sup Forums, so he is autistic like the rest of us. Has no fucking porn on his entire computer. He has no other computers, and as far as I know he doesn't have any external drives at home either.
Bentley Sanders
Yo What the fuck
Eli Wood
>i dont care
Kayden Richardson
he grew...you should too.
Brandon Carter
Your brother is a professional troll that put that there to fuck with someone's mind. You should salute his efforts.
Joshua Sullivan
Who the fuck saves porn? You can stream it all over the entire internet. For that matter, who the fuck posts porn here? What's the point?
Kevin Johnson
my bet is that he's more skilled at hiding than you are at finding
Jonathan Gray
>Or is he just the greatest rickroller of his time, I don't undestand. Do I just put him out of his misery? i had a good hearty lol thanks OP
Isaiah Wilson
never understood why anyone would download anything like that. Why are people so autistic????
Sebastian Martin
this, i don't have pr0n on my laptop and i never save pr0n from wherever when you can get it in a matter of seconds with an internet connection
David Ortiz
Downloading it is so 56K beta fag
Hudson Green
Are you sure he doesnt keep his porn saved online? I keep most my porn saved on google drive and other cloud services.
Daniel Jackson
>no downloaded porn on my phone because I'm not an animal kekekekeke we are close in our bottom-standards.
William Morales
Inb4 "was looking for naked pics of my 16yr old brother's GF"
Luke Lopez
LMAO this is funny. He probably saved the joke for himself later. I hope you enjoyed your porn
Jayden Wood
i save tons of porn everyday. I literally have like 100 gigs of porn. I use it as my wallpapers in everything from my consoles, computers and phones. back in highschool my lockers had tons of porn everywhere. never gave a single fuck
Julian Gray
I'm sure one day you'll lose your V-card and that will change.
David Lewis
my V-card? lol dude, i'm married. my wife knows i love porn. heck i even have a couple of frames on the walls with porn, in our room.
Levi Rodriguez
Link to the Japanese Red Fox documentary.
Im already at half mast. I NEED THIS!
Matthew James
I don't think that's a normal thing to have
Elijah Cruz
hell no, but that makes it real exciting
Wyatt Thompson
>my wife Don't you mean your black bull?
Austin Myers
>2018 >claims to share a room with his dominant hand >get a load of this faggot
Kevin Howard
this
Michael Miller
lmao, that's fine if you don't believe me faggots, but that's how it is. its the perk of marrying a submissive woman