Losing my virginity to a grill

>losing my virginity to a grill
>when i pull out my benis she says "oh thank god i was worried you would be uncircumcised"
>mfw she was actually happy that my newborn benis was mutilated by an old jew because a sky wizard in an ancient fairy tale said it should be
is this exclusively an american thing? i cant imagine that its normal in other countries to prefer cut dicks

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>be american
>get tip'd by the jews

Girl here, uncircumcised penises look ugly and disgusting like some aneater mole thingy that crawls under the dirt and eats worms, like ewww no wonder you are all virgins

Both of your normalfags, fuck off and die.

>when i pull out my benis
>he's dumb enough to think pulling out at the end is a reliable method of birth control

no i meant pull my benis out of my pants, like the first reveal. i wore a condom
im 20 years old and i just had my first kiss the same night i lost my virginity. i wouldnt consider myself normie tier, failed normie at best

Stop inventing stories you fat virgins, girls don't care about circumcision, they only care how big your dick is.

no girl is gonna like an ugly dirty diseased looking penis

im being 100% honest i was also surprised that she even mentioned it but im not bullshitting

if you take care of yourself and clean it then where is the problem?
Oh wait, americans don't wash themselves

(((You)))
(((You)))

And if I have to masturbate by myself for the rest of my life I still won't give away my foreskin.

Unlike you, most people wash their genitals regularly.

>"I'm so fat I can't wash myself properly!"
>"I have an idea! Let's mutilate our dicks like tribal niggers"

Maybe she's disgusted by smegma, they all look the same after erection.

>americans LITERALLY mutilate their dicks because they can't wash themselfes properly

>is this exclusively an american thing?
from what i chatted around it was a filipino thing actually, did you lose your virginity to the STRONGEST RACE?

Educate yourselves, lads
youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

>collegehumor
End yourself immediately.

those are str8 facts boi

good video mexibro. gonna send this to the girl

Too cringy m8, can't watch it.

fake and gay
also your origami skills are shit

:)

man, this would trigger me so much if i
1/was an insecure virgin with penor issues
2/gave a shit about american women whatsoever
3/cared at all what your average basic bitch on the internet thinks of muh schlong

and since none of this applies to me i think i'll just cherish the fact that my slavic dick wasnt mutilated by joos/camelriders.

if it was done to you - tough luck, m80

This explains why American girls never wanted to have sex with me.

fpbp

and the italian fag only adds insult to injury

>reason youre circumcised

>real reason is not explained

>another nullshit kike jewtube video

fucking shit mierde

youtube.com/watch?v=m6PMfTMgp20&ytbChannel=darklifett

They might just not be into beastiality.

did you even watch the first couple of minutes of the video?

>03.08

It's legit.