Britbongs thread. Where you live? What you do for work or school? What do for fun?

Britbongs thread. Where you live? What you do for work or school? What do for fun?

>York, dole, drink big bottles of cider.

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You fags need to get off the internet and fight for your fucking freedoms.

Hang on a minute. Weren't you working at Asda?

I hadn't even heard about Hitler dog until I saw it on here tbf.

Still Leeds, Still Retail, Still Nothing.

>Derby
>Train Presentation Operative
>Vidya

Live on uni campus not far from Telford.
Study entomology. That's insects.
Fucking love it.
Exams this week though.
Not loving that.
Originally from Birmingham kinda area.
Fun is mostly music, Twitter, Sup Forums.
Depressing, huh?

It's more than the hitler dog you fucking faggot. It should have never gotten this far

This country died a while ago

>Chesterfield
>Lorry loader nights
>Drive to fast
>Surviving Mars

doncaster mcdonalds fuck all

If you are depressed then it is depressing.

Don't blame me. I haven't voted for a party that actually got into power since 1997.

You get £20 after rent and food?

dunno what you mean

Left over money from your wages. For booze etc..

Profound.

Manchester
Administer your dole
Games

nah pay isnt that bad tbh and its cheap to live here

Stockport NEET in da house

Birmingham
Nothing
Drugs, play guitar, vidya, watch shit, raves etc.

Life is shit

> Where do you live?
From London, but live in the north now.

>What do you do for work or school?
I'm studying to be a therapist

>What do you do for fun?
I'm up to my arse in assignments and counselling people for free as part of my studies..I've forgotten what fun looks like

Hereford
House-husband
Internet/masutrbation

Ex Heaton Merseyfag reporting in.

Belfast
door staff
vidya, drink, work out

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York also, study at the Uni & gigs/alcohol

>House husband
Bloody hell mate don't you get bored

Portsmouth
King Richard school
Play videogames because nothing better to do

Heaton Mersey, you flash cunt

Heaton Norris scum here

Not really I do a bit of odd-jobbing as well

What does the wife do?

Bournemouth, Boss of a finance company, Shoot stuff

>He was behind..

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Canterbury, study at uni, do MMA and lift

Fair do's.

IT. The world of work irritates me

Cheers, bro.

evil trips.

I went to uni at Canterbury back in the day. Are the student digs still like wormwood scrubs?

Gillingham, accountant, cocaine and acid mostly

suits my irritation at the workplace

the prison style ones? Yeah a fair few of them are, they added some posher ones since though

I was in Rutherford college. There was an inch gap round the windows and a drum n bass enthusiast directly beneath me. I didn't get a wink of sleep for 12 months.

ahh unlucky man, Rutherford is maybe the worst. Eliot is pretty awful too. What did you study?

Suppose I'll shout for Wolverhampton though from Dudley.
Was a deputy manager now work nights in a warehouse.
No hobbies, just had a baby and I spend all my time contemplating suicide

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History. You?

London. Video Games. Drugs.

Walsall fag here

I would have lost my shit after about a week. How'd you not murder the bloke?

>Birmingham
>Wedding photographer
>Running, cycling, pilates, coffee with friends, films in, play age of empires, drive my car

Every single thing about this post makes you a cunt

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disgusting

im moving to Leeds soon

It was a fucking nightmare mate. Don't get me started.

Computer Science

Black Country fag reporting in

It's just so fucking rude. You know there are people all around you that need to sleep and study. Stuff like that winds me up.

I lived in a house with a bunch of other students and there was this one girl there that smelt like feet and wet dog. After I left I could still smell it. She was also crazy. Fun times. Uni would be alright if it wasn't for the other people.. lol

>Manchester
>Manchester College
>Lay around feeling like garbage / playing games
I want to do more in life but I'm too much of a faggot to do so.

Oh arr? Whereabouts? Halesowen here.

West Bromwich are kid.

Oh god. That sounds horrible. I'm gagging a bit.

how about you get a damn grip on yourself and deal with the things you can manage. Work your way up

>Stoke-On-Trent
>Engineer
>Wank

Why not AN HERO

No shit? You know Blind Dave?

Newcastle, Nurse, Ice Hockey

heely? Yeah, I tried to run him over down Sandwell valley once.

Hahahaha
Holy shit. You monster!
I used to be mates with his eldest. Not seen her in ages, though. Kinda fell out with that group of mates for one reason or another. I don't even remember anymore.
He was always sound, though! Lovely guy.
Why'd you try to run him over?

I have no idea what to do at this point other than becoming more social but I always end up finding a way to pussy out of those situations.
I'll probably off myself after I feel like I've payed my parents enough.

You sound cool.

You have my sympathies.

London

Serious crime vehicle recovery

Online poker and shit

Isle of man, finance, race motorbikes and play vidya.

He had his partner runner with him so I couldn’t clip him. Only kidding.

He actually went to school with my (late) uncle and they did some work together before his sight really deteriorated. We must be close in age.

>Laundering Lewis Hamilton's dirty money

Funny guy, you.

Small world, huh?
Half the people I talk to these days don't even believe the Black Country's a real place and then I go and meet you.
God bless them internets.

Pretty much, I don't mind though. Only pay 20% tax myself huehue

I'm a fagot from estonia looking at Sup Forums because I'm suicidal

The Black country isn't a real place. I tried to get there once but accidentally ended up in Ludlow. It is a mythical place like Narnia.

>sheffield
>NEET
>vidya

People always used to assume Tipton was made up by The Viz comic. I spend a lot of my time claiming that brummies come into West Bromwich to steal our jobs, women and affordable housing.

It’s like narnia but more heroin addicts.

>Leave Birmingham
>Make something of yourself
>???
>Profit

If you can play an instrument well join a fucking band and get paid idiot. PLENTY of gigs in b'ham too. Life is only shit if you make it shit.

buckle up, my friend

>She stank

>She brought home 19 guys in one academic year. We prayed for each one. I'm not slut shaming, but some of these guys looked dodgy as fuck and we had to go to sleep with various Ronnie the rippers fucking that stink bomb then wandering around our house.

>She slept with one guy I became good mates with at the beginning of the year (before she started stinking, her parents must have hosed her down before dropping her off) and she spent the next year stalking him. The poor guy couldn't walk past our house without her head popping up out of the darkness and calling out to him

>She left candles at his door and a weird love note. I am not joking I swear to god.

And there's so much more. She was nuts. Fat Nat we called her and she became a legend amongst my friends in years to come

Plymouth
Computing degree, 2 months till its done.
Weed, browse interwebs, wait for summer so I can go do outdoors shit. Fuck winter in this country man.

York
Monks cross ASDA greeter
Lawn bowling

>Lawn bowling
What, with all the pensioners?

Jesus. How did she get laid so often?

>ASDA greeter
How did you guess? Also bingo.

U lazy cucked cunt

Inverness
Support worker
Make music

HATE LIVE

How's Paul

Do you even lift bro

Not the right use of DYEL lad.

Hull,
Night club but training to be a sparky
Games, go out

I was questioning the authenticity of his claim that he does infact, lift

London
Town Planner
Drink on a Friday, hit a club, do some coke, try to pull a girl

Britslut

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Again, not the correct use of the meme, my dude.