How are my fellow alcoholics doing? Im drunk at 3 in the afternoon and feel great

How are my fellow alcoholics doing? Im drunk at 3 in the afternoon and feel great
>what are you drinking?
>why are you drinking
giving out a lot of free yous

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I had sex with my beagle today.

Feels food to get that off my chest.

You’re a fucking weirdo and should really consider suicide

Who's the girl? Michelle??

Haha I’m kidding relax

beagles are too small bro. Sersly.. GOATS. Buy one, friend. Thank me later.

no its not michelle and this thread just got weird

Lul thisbtreadb dsad

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Are you a functioning member of society?

Has your drinking problem caused any broken relationships?

Do you realize when your withdrawls are are effecting you and self reflect?

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have a relevant manager job for 4 years, no im not a fucked up person when im drunk, i realize I should not have a drink since I dont need one, but my want overcomes me

Why do you want a drink?

Loneliness? Boredom?

Recovering from a four day bender, yay unemployment.
Been drinking high ABV red ales.

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I just swallowed my own cum.

Nobody dared me, I just wanted to know what it was like.

i like the feeling

pic sauce?

I love me my red ales. ever had dawn of the red by ninkasi?

no idea, it was in an imgur gallery with no related images or info.

Not yet, this was Chum by Gordon Biersch.

raptors cavs bout to start

starting drink now

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Bud Light and Olde English. Called in sick from work and hangin out with my son pretty shitfaced right now feels goods. Wife will be home soon though and I’ll have to do chores

will try for sure. i love iras
i think the raptors will get it done

you sound like a great father

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He’s only 3 so he don’t know and I wanted a day off I work hard. We went to the pool and practiced playing catch and watched TV so suck my nuts wtf have you done today besides jerk offf to anime pornos

3 and a half hours til i get to leave work to get drunk. I've cut back a lot in recent months. Not sure why. I still drink every day, but i dont make myself black out anymore. I think i might be able to stop entirely if i had easier access to weed...

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I love being drunk, more than fucking.
I probably have a problem.

I can't drink today because I've got to go to work tomorrow.... sadness.

...and?

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