Well Sup Forums, you fucked me. A while ago there was a thread on Sup Forums explaining the techniques and the adrenaline rush you get from blowing your load on a sleeping girl. Well it didn't sound too impossible to pull off and I had the perfect opportunity last night. I was sleeping over at my 11 year old cousins house because my aunt was going out of town the next morning and she needed somebody to watch the kids. (not underage b& btw, 18 as of july 6th) My cousins friend slept over, who was also 11 and she had the body of a fucking 14 year old, which is how I like it. So I waited until everybody in the house was sound asleep. I took all the necessary precautions (The tv was on low volume, AC and fan running so it will override the sound of my fapping). So I'm standing above this cum dumpster of an 11 year old for 10 minutes fapping at full power. And don't you know literally 3 seconds before I blow my load, the bitch opens her eyes and fucking BAM, steamy load all in them. She screams, waking up my two cousins and my uncle. I don't know what the fuck to do so I run in the bathroom and lock the door. 2 minutes later my uncle is pounding on it threatening to slit my throat. He threatened to call the cops, and I'm not going to jail for blowing my load on some little cunt so I opened it and he caught me right in the eye. Beat the shit out of me, then threw me out the door at 3 am. He wouldn't even let me come back inside to get my car keys, so I walked 10 miles home where my stepdad was awake. He got a call from my uncle, and beat the shit out of me the second I walked in the door. Nobody has spoken to me since. What the fuck do I do now Sup Forums?
Well Sup Forums, you fucked me...
You either kill yourself or hitchhike to Canada or Mexico. Your old life as you knew it is over. Good luck, ese.
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>. . . 11 year old cousins house
You fucked up son
You ejaculated on an 11 yr old because she looked like a 14 yr old ?
You should be fucking stoked you AREN'T already in jail. GTFO out of town and never look back. Consider this is YOUR fault and hope the rest of your life isn't the hell you deserve
Kys op
Faggots like you don't deserve to live.
Quality b8 btw
Just kidnap the 11 yearold and get to mexico, job done and free sex doll
>the perfect opportunity
>her uncle was home
why would you do that when theres a fucking grown man in the house, you deserved it op for being a sick degenerate and not even taking the right precautions
fly to a annglosphere country and restart life or seppuku, surrender is not an option
Timestamp of your busted up face
That sounds retarded. And we supposed to believe that 11yr old havent seen porn yet? Fucking impossible. With all the junk food loaded with hormones and the degenerate social media and free porn... fake
Pic of the girl you came on or your cousin, then we'll talk.
never take advice on Sup Forums
Wise words Double O Seven
Where are you now? Did your stepdad let you in?
hardest kek i've ever had
Seriously just kill yourself now. You'll save yourself and everyone else a lot of misery.
Well OP if your this messed up in the head already, i suggest that you kill everyone that you’ve crossed paths with in this situation and all will return to normal. This is real advice you should take!
kidnap 11 yo cousin and move to mexico
no one there speaky engrish
This is advice. Wot do?
>cum dumpster of an 11 year old
Go back and let your uncle beat the shit out of you again for good measure
Let's not forget the gay frogs
Thanks jimmy
Don't listen to this guy he's full of shit. Make sure you keep jacking off in plain view of an elementary school to establish dominance.
>007
Thanks Bond
OP you deserve jail