Impeccably bored. Fill out a chart and tell me funny shit.
Impeccably bored. Fill out a chart and tell me funny shit
Aiden Moore
Joseph Flores
Op's Stats
Zachary Parker
wow this is cringe.
Michael Robinson
Saved
Hudson Nelson
give me a sec
Nathaniel Price
Bump
Dominic Bennett
>created by 16 year old Larry Jr on pop pops tablet.
Brandon Perez
I play D&D as a DM and player, gotta keep on my toes and be creative so that my players feel immersed into the world that I've created. I usually try figuring things out in a way that most people wouldn't even think about whether that's in a game with extreme off-meta builds or irl.
I'd say I'm super lucky in the sense of things happen to fall into my lap 90% of the time.
I'd like to say I'm relatively good looking 8/10, I'm just not the brightest guy around from dicking around in school way too much from having the potential of having straight As and 4.0 GPA to literally almost flunking out of Highschool and graduating at the bottom 10%.
Was in ROTC and it's training really stuck to me, so I'd say I'm pretty confident in my stride, I've also wandered the astral plane (somewhat figuratively) and have become a pagan in religion for spirituality and I like most /x/ related things.
I think that covers it
Robert Hernandez
your stats seem too OP imo
>1507829830787 (1)
>(1)
see for >pic related
Ian Ortiz
Jaxson Taylor
Femanon or Trap?
either way tits?
Angel Barnes
trapfag
ignore old time stamp im not taking a new one
Chase Ward
overall 8/10
I like that the template included the talent to execute ideas as part of Creativity.
Jackson Jones
not bad though
Aiden Flores
thank you
Chase Flores
Bump
Jonathan Robinson
bump
Austin Collins
Aiden Adams
bumpp
Samuel Anderson
Time to call the mods
Xavier Campbell
oh shit nIgga!
Alexander Clark
Your luck is negative you were born a nigger
Camden Howard
ok
Eli Brooks
I dont look like this so its a good thing
Ayden Collins
leave it to the nigger to lie on an anonymous board
Jacob Morgan
ok
Benjamin Rodriguez
you seem pretty alright
Jaxon Gomez
thanks man
Easton Richardson
here you go, on a tablet so im not gonna worry about what i look like
Aaron Russell
Interesting stats my friend
Nathan Davis
its been a hard few years, but this place helps (in a twisted sort of way) i like the stat sheet idea
Andrew Reed
I feel you, honestly this place has kept me down, but when life gets me down this place brings me back up strangely enough.
Stats are always cool
Gabriel Morales
Luis Adams
I take it you play Clerics?
Ethan Rodriguez
whats that
Cooper Moore
wait,lemme revise the stats
also when i said lard i mean im a fat fuck
Jacob Anderson
Tried doing the character models but didn't like how they turned out.
Im still fat but not asmuch as i was when i was a teenager.
Jack Baker
Hunter Morgan
dnd Joke, usually a bigger person and using mostly mental stats for their shit.
Ayden White
soyboy detected
Kevin Scott
Pic of face?
I doubt it's a 4/10
Ayden Diaz
fellow dnd player here. i play paladin, thinking of multiclassing (level 6 atm). You know of any good subclasses i could look into?
Jacob Cox
Jack Evans
Hunter Harris
well done
Tyler Bailey
Dick pic of it ain’t there
Blake Myers
John Bailey
if you're playing 5e and your dm is cool with it, assassin,
backstab + smites = OP
Medium armor Master makes it viable, making med armor better than heavy and makes no noise when sneaking/hiding
If you want something more in your face you could go any monk, or totem barbarian
monks are just good in general
or barbarian for extra crit damage on top of smites.
Jace Wright
The correlation between overestimation of stats and low confidence is highlighted here quite well.
Kek
Aaron Lopez
>fallingforthebait.exe
not the worst face for a meme face
Sebastian Mitchell
ill take a dick pic do you want me to be soft or hard
Blake Foster
too lazy to draw and i fucking suck at art anyway so
Henry Garcia
first user that asked
both
Austin Rogers
First one, then the other.
Angel Sanders
we are playing 5e, thanks for the tips
Joseph Garcia
just fyi, going from Paladin to others, there's limited options
you can literally go from anything into paladin and be op with it.
Easton Morris
How do you make your nipples look so feminine? I was under the impression that you could get implants and stretch the areola, but I see transgendered people with actual widened, enlarged female-like nipples and I wonder how they do that.
Jacob Carter
Say I wanted to play a kind, old granny character who buffs the party with cookies and Grandma kisses. What would be a good class to go with?
Charles Jones
hormones
Adam Davis
the UA Mystic or illusionist,
you can make people believe they're getting better by eating the cookies/kisses
or a druid and make your good berries into 'good cookies'
Andrew Cruz
im a boring fag
Brandon Ortiz
well you are welcomed here
Tyler Cooper
Jace Nelson
thank you brother
Juan James
make sure you checked my flaccid trips
Parker Sanchez
i go on what other people tell me
Aiden Hughes
checked those trips
fuckin' nice
are you a top or bottom?
show ass?
William King
switch i guess but i only want to dom fems. dont get me wrong though id fuck a masc dudes ass if he asked me to. id just need the right connection to be into it.
Asher Bailey
i mainly use it for divine smite and lay on hands, been thinking about antipaladin b/c im sick of having to play lawful good all the time. good to know i should just subclass it in the future though
Jordan Price
what about guys fucking you?
I'd be down to, but I wouldn't mind sucking you off
Dylan Peterson
if you use it for divine smite and lay on hands yeah, it's better off as a subclass, 5e has no restrictions on alignment
I'm playing a NE Dex based Pally currently, shits op
Mason Davis
i prefer to be penetrated but ill kill you in your sleep if i cum too
Matthew Ortiz
if i dont cum too* is what i meant to say
i feel sorry for all the trannies who hate their dicks and dont want to cum. i want to cum my fucking brains out
Alexander Turner
Matthew Ward
I guess I'm not bad in life but not good too
Samuel Flores
hey that's not the worst thing, an extreme is usually a bad thing to strive for anyways as it's unhealthy to maintain that status whether it be happy or depressed.
are you content with the life that you have? that's the real question.
Luke Roberts
Xavier Rogers
>rating yourself that highly
Elijah Allen
Anthony Sanders
>Current age is Age 16. Underage, b&
Asher Foster
He's probably the same since he was 16
Chase Ross
you seem like a very normal person, why are you in this shithole? also whats with the white?
Zachary Parker
Samuel Evans
Took mine own stats away, f.lux I couldnt see the color difference.
Ryder Smith
makes sense, thought you were using enchants or however that works in dnd
Juan Harris
Lincoln Richardson
High school sucked, but life is good now
Isaac Hughes
Hormones are one helluva drug.
Tyler Davis
nice stats retard
Adrian Long
I'm 19
Justin Edwards
I really like west coast hipster fashion
Anthony Lee
Not letting this die. Haven't seen a thread like this in a long time.
William Roberts
threads like these are the best
Jaxson Wood
also im a fucking diagnosed narcissist and it started developing when i was 14 so my stats are probably skewed in my favor
Jaxson Jenkins
fucking faggot, have some humilty
Ethan Harris
i did until i was 14 and i realized my humility was the reason i wanted to kill myself since i was 8
Leo Scott
William Kelly
how you get lighter though
Daniel Brown
in case anyone wanted this template
Josiah Myers
Bumping thread, also I'll fill this out even though I did OP's already
>19 y/o Fat Stalin here