Giraffes are evil. They are the horses of the devil, that's why they have serpentine long necks and tongues, and devil horns. They have large black soulless eyes because Satan himself birthed them to have no soul.
God gave all the animals grass to eat but giraffes followed their father Lucifer and ate from the trees like man.
The government doesn't want you to realize that they are a great source of evil, that is why they are endangered.
Will you accept the truth or be mindless sheep?
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elephants also eat from trees, user
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Not many people realize giraffes were used by both the American and Russian space program in the early years before orangutans and other primaries. They proved not feasible because of their great hate.
me to. this gun be gud
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The Copenhagen zoo once received deadly threats after euthanizing a giraffe. The giraffe mafia is alive and dangerous, even after several attempts by law enforcement to curb their power.
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Many places white wash the dangers of giraffes but indeed they are deadly and often attack without provocation.
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>Having killed the human the giraffe claims it's prize.
Kek
Go on
If we divide ourselves we can not stand
You know, this is a pretty convincing story.
Giraffes are also known pedophiles.
I hate to bring this up but I feel it should be known by all.
Their depravity knows little boundaries
A giraffe skull reveals it's evil grin. You cannot look and not see evil by any definition.
I don't want to have to share any more pictures like this, but I can assure you I have a ton on my computer and they are all the same.
That makes sense, so it must be true!
They share their powers with evil wizards and those who dabble in darkness.
>horns
Ossicones, you fucking nitwit!
giraffes very often force other giraffes to give oral sex.
>mfw contribootin to an evil giraffe thread
Giraffes are heavily into "watersports" fetishes.
right? i was hoping for some sort of hilarious conspiracy theory that made me laugh but also slightly question if it was true. instead we got lazy griaffe memes. booo. op is gay.
I fuckin knew those long necked bastards were up to something.