Dubs decide what I say to this handshake

Dubs decide what I say to this handshake

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autocorrect messed up, landwhale*

nice sausage fingers

say "ayyyye lmao let me put my penis in your butt"

What do you feel about ass play?

ayyyyy lmao

I like girls that will put on a mlp costume and fuck me with a horse cock. Sounds like fun right?

You want to be my little pig fuck?

post a screenshot of what you say to her.

Roll for this

ayyy lmao

Roll

I actually like handshake. Like, you'd end the date with a handshake

You look like you don't wear shoes. Let's fuck.

Show me your dick! I know you have one!

wtf

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ayyyy lmao

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What a champ

got dick will fuck!

its a trap!

oh boy.. whale!

is ur name moby dick

Dubs decide
Her bio goes something like this
I'm study medicine and I can give you Frere subscription. I also went to see a shitty French rap group live

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say "i wanna bust a nut inside your butt"

"Speak English you commie"

This, but in french, then add "wesh"

roll

say "i want to have anal sex with you, using your poop as lube"

Hey mamzelle! T'es bonne! Wesh alors j'te demonte dans l'parking!

"i want to fill your rectum with my semen"

I dont speak baguette

>old soul.
That means your lazy and you smell right?

C'est super pour le long terme et tout, mais à court terme, je peux te prendre le cul sans lendemain?

le sud se lèvera à nouveau

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I love french girls, they suck a mean dick and can take it up the ass like champs. Wanna hang out?

"I want to poop on your chest"

Est-ce que ta langue sera mon fromage?

When was the last time you had a tongue buried in your ass?

You're a solid 6/10, 8/10 if I get drunk. Wanna grab a couple drinks?

"ayyy lmao i want to creampie your ass and suck my cum out of it"

so close
do this anyway

"ayyyy lmao lemme eat your ass"

kek

ayyy lmao

you broke the streak nigger

..gotcha

I eat the booty real good

let me put my baguette into you babe

roll for this

bump

lemme nut in butt

supply me with toes

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