How do you want to die?

How do you want to die?

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eaten by a giant woman

old age satisfied with the time ive spent on earth

Not gonna happen budo

I wasn't expecting serious answers but ok sounds good

Stake through the heart 2000 years from now.

In a school shooting

Honestly?

I want my family to believe that I drowned on a journey to the continent. In reality, I will have holed up in an isolated mountain cabin and shot myself in the temple after half a bottle of whisky at sunset in September.

Violently and soon

A slow pain less death over the course of 300 years. In the end I'm crushed by 3 female robot sex slaves when they slip in the melted butter, slathered throughout the room. One Crushing my head with her wondrous ass.

by lighting a firework into my urethra

I want death by snu snu

Asap

I desperately crave for a giant woman to blow my cock than swallow me whole as I beg her not to eat me

Cumming in a dead hookers anus

haahahahaha beat me to it

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74 years old, Instakill headshot from the police as I finish a daring rescue mission to save puppies in a burning orphanage. They shoot me because I stopped to save the puppies after fleeing the scene of a diamond heist.
Bullet hits my cerebellum, I never hear it coming.

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drownin in that puss broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Damn, now I’m hard again. You fucking freak.

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If I dislike it, will you agree to die of thirst?

really old and with kids that have kids

what the fuck

never. i want to do that black mirror virtual reality retirement home thingy.

Fucking lold

No chance, sweatpants.
By 2 generations 100% of kids will be faggots, unable to sire you more kids.

yours if you want it but that seemed to me like depriving yourself of the true afterlife whatever that may be. still, Galaga for eternity doesnt seem too bad

This is why you mix race with immigrants. immigrants are immune to the gay.

That checks out.