New celeb fap thread!

New celeb fap thread!

18+ women only!

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What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?

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dat R A C C

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Mommy

and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way

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FUCK YOU

YOU JUST BUMPED MY DICK RATE THREAD OFF THE FRONT PAGE

Well if you would fuck off with the spam, we'd be on the third instead of the 15th.

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DAMN! the shadow king looks like that?!

I want her to spit in my mouth

I like this mommy.

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Yes, this one is quite comfy.

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It feels a little gross being attracted to her but i dunno if that makes it hotter or not.

I’ve never stroked for this mommy

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I think it does. No matter what your brain says, instinct is instinct.

Never a bad time to start, no?

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>complains there are too many celeb threads
>spams images all thread
>need to make new celeb thread again
>and again

Resting your head on mommy's breasts would be even comfier.

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Well don't tell whoever is pointing the gun to your head and forcing you to look at something that you don't want cause it upsets you, but you can actually hide threads!

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Oh no, you can't get your daily dose of every fucking image that's posted every 3 goddamned hours you cringey US Magazine reading cunt.
Kill Yourself. Zero joke. Not kidding in the least. Go into your parents medicine cabinet and swallow every single pill you can get your hands on and crawl into the tub to die you useless douchebag.

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I used to actually enjoy coming to these threads. It was kind of fun to post new pics of celebs I lusted after and see if anybody had any new ones I hadn't seen before. Maybe even catch a nude leak in progress. But the content has been increasingly vile with each passing day. Closeted homos using celebs as an excuse to draw other dudes into discussing how they'd suck each other off while looking at the pics - news glad faggots: the celebs have nothing to do with it. YOU ARE GAY. And no amount of mooning over the same 10 pictures of flat-assed Taylor Swift and other barely passable traps is going to change that fact. Herman has taken over these threads, and by participating in them, yoi are just encouraging his behavior and others like him and quickly bringing about the complete ruination of this website. Until we all just say enough is enough and boycott/sage these cesspools of rampant faggotry, we will never be anything but the sperm-slickened anus of the internet.
Herman, if you won't kill yourself, have someone else do it. OD, autoerotic asphyxiation, 12 gauge - it doesn't matter. Hell, just drop dead of natural causes, your butter bloated arteries bursting with the effort of standing up to yell at your mother for more fruit juice. Until you die, Sup Forums is doomed to never rise above the frothy surface of the diarrhea filled toilet bowl that it has become

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>still lives at home with his parents
You must be at least 18 to post here kiddo

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>Getting this triggered over a celeb thread.

Ohboy.jpg

If only! Her pale tits are heavenly.

Love that pic

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eyyy candice

what is going on;
baby ariana almost perplexed;
the men don't seem to be listening
to her great music, set on something else,
when she's apple turnover pastries backward!

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>I think it does. No matter what your brain says, instinct is instinct
She really is hot, i've fought it far too long. But fuck me if she doesn't cause all sorts of urges.

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yeah it's good

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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or you could try not to be a crybaby cunt and simply don’t click on it to bitch.

Perfect mommy

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I'm just here for /Jenna/

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Her being the president's daughter is pretty intimidating to me, do you think about that at all or do you focus on her beauty? :3

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Now i have to choose which face to cum on?

Mommy breasts

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I know how that is. She's gorgeous, it really isn't worth the fight.

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who?

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oh karen

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I forgot her name (the actress) but i would like to feed Dexter's sister a sandwich filled with my sperm.

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Needs a good fucking though.

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nice

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:)

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Yeah I don't have any fight in me any more. She's just too hot to try and resist. Can't deny the pant tent situation she's causing, thats for sure.

Trying to pop one off before bed really quick, who's feet should I go for?

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I will cum on her high heels, she cant stop me

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It's intimidating, but the power is part of the attraction. She could have us both killed if she wanted! :)

Jennifer Carpenter

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i dont think she would try

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Mm

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Diamonds every time.

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I know exactly what you mean. I know she doesn't appeal to everyone but goddamn does she appeal to me.

Checked for that ass

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wew

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real?

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oh I see ;_;

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Karen in stockings might be my kryponite.

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She looks so fucking delicious right there

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you spilled your drink?

She'd just stand there, looking down smugly.

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