ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

ITT: Times you acted like the Joker

>browsing a Sup Forums thread
>only read comments with more than three (You)s

MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!

>click on a "Times you acted like the Joker" thread
>find a funny post with a lot of replies
>repeat it in a future "Times you acted like the Joker" thread

I bought a purple jacket once

I voted for Hillary even though I'm a fucking white male

That's usually how I read threads

>went to the public library with the lads
>actually checked out a book
>in 2016

It was fucking mental, mate.

You've gone too far.

Micolash?

Problem Child 2

This one is a bit disturbing. Read at your own peril, and try not to overreact.

Trigger warning: Devilish

>Striding hilariously down the street
>Walk past a man on the way into my building
>Am struck by a genius idea
>Look at the man, smile and say "Good morning"
>He says "Good morning" back to me
>Its raining and freezing
>Its NOT a good morning

Gonna have to delete my internet history after typing that out. Or maybe I wont? I'm fucking crazy.

>have to work early in the morning
>decide to stay up late and watch Suicide Squad Extended Cut

I'm the Joker Baby!

reported

>comments

>go on Sup Forums
>filter all American flags

D-A-M-A-G-E-D

You are bringing the habits of reddit to Sup Forums, and that is looking a gift horse in the mouth, my friend.

>looking a gift horse in the mouth

What did he mean by this?

TWISTED

Calm the fuck down

>go to dubs thread
>don't check any dubs

I think you mean gibt horse.

>Compliment user on their post
>Don't actually mean it

I'M DA JOKAH BAYBEE

>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>I don't
IM CRAZY

> Walking in the city
> A man approaches me
> Asks me if I've got a couple of minutes to talk about a charity, says he'll happily walk along while talking
> I accept
> He walks along with me for a good two minutes
> When he's finally done talking and asks about donating, I tell him that I'm not interested
> I never intended to donate from the start
> Made a man walk backwards for several minutes instead

Ha ha ha, I feel like I'm going CRAZY ~ I didn't even tell mom!