What’s the freakiest thing a girl ever made you do in bed

What’s the freakiest thing a girl ever made you do in bed

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She farted on my dick

She wanted me to jerk off on her ass while yanking a leash attached to her collar.

She sharted on my shit

That would instantly turn me off.

Let her eat my ass

Fuck her while she was on her period.
Not gonna lie, I fucking loved it. Felt like a warrior, or something, covered in blood.

leave

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That would instantly turn me on.

Damn...

That would instantly turn me.

Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

See, most people are imagining you were having anal sex and she let one rip.

But the way I'm seeing it, you were tied up with a tiny flaccid dick in a cage and she bent over and farted on your dick while laughing about how weak you are.

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she ripped my dick off then force fed it back to me through the wound

feelsgoodman

I think you might watch too much porn

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Period sex is pretty normal. Now anal, that actually freaks me out a bit more. Shit on my dick just doesn't vibe with me.

>Made you do

What has Sup Forums become that girls are making you do shit

made me finger my ass while blowing soap bubbles

She fucking niggered the shit out of my nigger ass dick up my fucking dirty asshole

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Choke her and bite her third nipple.
Not a joke. She had three.

and breathe too much oxygen

I use to go into the city spend the night and She use to say her pussy was sore and it needed to be messaged so she would make me use my chin to rub her clit up and down forever! And she told me not to look at her. every night, after she was done she would cuddle with me or let me go cuddle up to her sister on top bunk bed. Her sister use to keep looking down at us and she would get pissed at her and tell her to go away.

I remember asking her why her pussy moved down and she didn't say shit lol.

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>Shit on my dick just doesn't vibe with me.
Never shove your best friend head-first into a mudhole.

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Suck her bull's balls whilst he pumped his load into her vagine

> exchange student (21) in northern Japan
> meet girl (19) online through penpal site
> she went to an international HS so was pretty good at English
> fly down to Tokyo to meet her
> make date at Disneyland
> meet up, I'm a normal gentleman and nice like I usually am
> she makes a comment that I would make a good daddy
> she starts pretending I am her dad, I play along
> she gets more juvenile throughout the day, "daddy, buy me this!" "aw daddy is so sweet, I love my daddy!," pouting, talking about mommy
> I have fun with it too, scolding her, praising her, we create a whole narrative about mommy and our family
> tell her she is my special girl, she is loving it
> very affectionate and touchy
> I sneak kisses and feel her up a bit on the dark rides (its a small world)
> sometimes she slaps my hand away like "bad daddy! I'm gonna tell mommy!" but other times she would really react and moan like "daddy... please more...."
> we spend the whole day at Disneyland, and I am thinking about how to part ways, but she keeps playing and gets really pouty and bitchy when I start making movements to leave

> she makes us miss the last train by hiding in the restroom
> she says "I called mommy and she booked a hotel here!"
> ok
> we go to hotel, shower, get settled into bed, cuddling
> i start making moves and she is still playing a lot "mommy would be so mad..."
> "daddy loves you baby, this will just be our secret"
> she loves it, things start getting hot and heavy
> I'm fucking the shit out of her while she is panting "daddy oh no oh yes please daddy"
> she cums harder than anyone I have seen till then or since
> we "date" for about 3 months, semi long distance because I had to go back north, but keeping up the story through text
> she was a bratty bitch, but still some of the best sex I ever had

>be me
>24
>seem pretty normie
>massive fucking perv
>dating 7/10
>super inexperienced
>progressively get her into weirder things
>use butt plug tails and animal ears
>make her act like a robot
>make her pretend she is dead
>one day she wants to try something
>doesnt want to tell me what
>only says i have to be blind folded and in the bed restraints
> go along cause only seems fair
>no idea whats going on
>feel her climb up on top of me
>hands caress my chest
>feel the warmth of her soft thighs press down outside of my hip and he hot pussy on my dick and balls
>all of a sudden a searing shock hits my nipple
>she had a cattle prod
>starts grinding her wet hot pussy along the shaft of my cock
>im hard as diamonds but also a little nervous about when/where shes gunna shock me again
>she hits my other nipple
>my cock is drenched in cunt juice
>she hit my arm pit
>i flinch
>she starts teasing the tip of my cock against her lips
>starts a slow hard grind down on my crotch
>fuck cunt zaps my inner thigh
>i flinch and my hips thrust up in one hard push
>even though the restraints are on i still get a little force
>i hear her moan
>she gets up and loosens the leg restrains so i can keep my legs bent and thrust better
>im in her again and she tells me to start pumping as hard and fast as i can
>if i get to slow she will shock my sack
>i start fucking going at it fueled with fear and adrenaline
>i can feel my hips clicking and popping, my thighs and calves are tense as fuck and my core is on fire
>feels like im gunna cum
>she knows
>zaps my nipple again and screams at me to hold it
>im in living hell
>i can hear her screaming her head off as i basically destroy groin
>trying so hard not to cum or slow down
>finally i feel her thighs tense up and her legs draw together
>she starts cumming
>i keep going
>shes screaming like no tomorrow
>all of a sudden i hear someone else moan
>it sounds like a dude

Fedora wearing neck bearded virgin fantasy

Girlfriend (now wife) had me fuck her while her college roommate watched from her bed and fingered her self.

I have some

>start going out with this girl
>she's into some light slapping, finger in the ass, quite simple
>one time I was kinda pissed and hit her harder on purpose
>she asked for it again
>made it a little bit harder
>she screamed loud and told me to hit her like a man
>i gave her a backslap so hard she passed out
>wtf i knocked out the bitch
>she falls to her side and tell me to keep fucking her even if she passes out, she's my property now, i've earned it
>from then on she was my ragdoll to play with

bitch was fucking crazy

2nd one

>we already agreed on safe words even before sex
>we knew shit would go crazy
>i get her from behind, notice her back is all scratched up
>asked if it was a girl
>yes, but not using her nails
>wtf bitch
>she asks me if i'm up to it
>up to what
>using a knife
>i get a meat knife, start opening small cuts on her back while I pound her lightly from behind
>she starts going fucking crazy on my cock
>i throw the knife away so I don't risk killing the bitch
>her back is all bloody
>i start smearing blood on her butt and slapping the shit out of it
>bitch starts squirting all over me
>i cum all over her back / blood
>she starts fingering herself so hard she squirts even more
>we get a call from the leasing office asking us to keep it down

her son.

holy fuck im creasin pls continue my man

I'm a man. Girls don't make men do anything.

You sound like me. Nice.

Did Roomate cum ? Was Roomate hot?

She liked being cut on her back? Never done anything this crazy. How deep were the cuts?

Yea, apparently her ex gf had really long nails and she never found a way to really mimic it, so we went for knives. They weren't that deep, enough to leave a scar though

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A knife mimics nails in what way? Jesus Christ. She’s marked for life now.

fucked me with a horse cock

We were in the middle of 69. Clothes were mostly on except our pants pulled down to our knees. I rest my head on her panties, her hips pushed doen on my face while I tongue flicked her bean.

She knew I was about to cum, the bitch pulled her pants up, trapping my head inside. She came and jerked me off until I ejaculated.

She had a fantasy of my body being used as a penis between her legs.

I don't think you understand how things can go crazy, user

I have some really weird scars across my back from sado bitches. My ex gf actually left a mark on my shoulder for fucking ever with a too strong of a bite. Bitch Mike Tyson'd me while orgasming

Made me watch her get dp barebacked by 2 niggers on our anniversary

did you enjoy it?

y-yes...

can you explain it to me what appeases to you as a cuck? I've been a bull couple of times already an tbh I'm even bisexual, but I don't quite get being a cuck

probably need not apply to fags but i was insisted on getting railed on a particular shelving unit that was like really out of the way in an asda
none of that really counts does it?

yes roommate was hot and yes she came. it was great.

That’s hot man. Was this something planned or how did it happen? Can u greentext story?

YOU SICK DEMENTED FUCKING CUNT, I'M LITERALLY WRETCHING!!!

Strangle her with a belt while she is tied up. At the same time hold her breath while fuck her in doggy position. When almost blackout, release and hit her in the face and call her a whore.

>messing around with the gf
>already pretty kinky
>addicted to butt stuff
>railing away as usual on an unusually humid summer day
>"fuck its hot user"
>agreed. look around for fan or something
>bowl of ice cubes sitting on night stand for our mixed drinks
>as im reaching over to grab one to rub one on her back she notices
>"mmmm fuck yea, where you gonna put that?"
>holy shit i didn't even think of that
>dick immediately flexes in her ass from the excitement of potential new sensation
>slowly slide my dick out, rub ice cube on her asshole
>takes her breath away at first, but she gets really into it quick
>since her ass was fresh fucked, it popped in super easy.
>"do another"
>well shit ok
>pop another in, shove as far as i can with finger
>hot ass with cold water is something you need to try before death
>my dick needs this
>ram the two cube even further with my dick till balls deep
>continue like this until there are 6 cubes getting fucked deep into her ass
shit was super hot, but we gotta go a bit slower with that. 6 was too much and her ass was raw and in pain to the point where she was having to do yoga or some shit to get in a position where it wasn't excruciating for like 2 hours following, was kinda grumpy for the next couple days. but she asked for it and said it was worth it, just gotta go a bit slower lol.

Sleep

Snuggling

Pics of these scars?

Made me be pretend to be one of her alternate personalities while I used a strap on to fuck her

Put on a full Santa suit, and roleplay through a much more graphic version of "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"

finish the fucking story

Put in a humbler and milked. Never forget

So you shat first and then she sharted on your shit?

what was the name of the first?

one does not let a female do anything. she is instructed. sometimes with words, most times with a fist.

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Congratulations

I had an ex gf that made me listen to audio recordings she made while we were fucking, they were usually pretty creepy things like instructions on how she wanted me to fuck her this time

virgin LARP faggot

yoooo haha

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