You have been given the Ant-Man suit. It's yours forever now. What do?

You have been given the Ant-Man suit. It's yours forever now. What do?

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Comic book movies are trash kys

immediately use it to do whatever the fuck I want all the time...

Sneak into college girls changing rooms of course

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Steal
Perv on people
Other crime I think I can get away with

I don’t pretend I’d be responsible with super powers at all. Nobody give them to me, I’ll end up needing to be dealt with

Crawl into your asshole when you're asleep. Everyday expanding more and more, but so slight you'd never notice. One night I'll expand to about 18 inches, you'll feel it, then run to the bathroom. Maybe you'll try to shit, but nothing came out. You grab at it, but it's stuck. Then you'll look in the mirror and I'll be hanging half out giving you a thumbs up.

Also since I'm in your ass all the time from time to time I'll pop out and wipe poop smell under your nose, so you always think you smell like shit.

SELL IT TO TERRORISTZ

shrink small enough to fit in gf vagina, punch her g spot till she washes me out

make a tiny apartment and live life as a mini person. take what i want, perv a little, probably too small to actually save lives.

Probably this


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So many changing rooms/bathrooms/etc

Will empty a few bank vaults.

Normal stuff

couldn't Ant-Man shrink then climb up Thanos butthole, then turn into large Ant-Man. Killing him slightly instantly.

Thanos has the Infinity Asshole. He slid all 5 Infinity Logs in there, so anyone who enters is subject to Thanos' ass' every whim.

I'd crawl into women's pussies then enlarge myself once in all the way.

Just shrink and continue shrinking until whatever might happen, happens

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whoa

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Crawl into a hole in the ground, then unshrink and pop out like a dig dug.

Yeah dude, would be kinda cool to fuck a bacterium or something too.

Same probably

>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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save money on food by shrinking myself and eating while small, then growing after full and the food will grow with me

What for?

sneak in and steal the thumb drive my ex keeps her sex tapes on.

Go back to sleep.

Expose the corruption in the government starting with the Dems and the DNC. Maybe drop a bit of cyanide in Hillary's drink.

pretty much this. except with the neighborhood teens.

Crawl up Putin's nose and then expand to full size. World peace would follow.

I would unite all insects with a hive social structure. Not just ants, but bees as well. Then after that.... Not sure. I have to think about it.

wow... if only

Sex stuff

>crawl into hot teen pussy
>proceed to grow larger over time
>girl panicks she is pregnart
>tries to abort no luck chuck
>accepts fate as miraculous conception
>eventual "birth" myself into full adult
>MOMMA

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This desu