First time going to a brothel what can I expect?

First time going to a brothel what can I expect?

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paying for sex

trannys

hepatitis

STDs and an overwhelming sense of guilt and disappontment

regret

Herpes.

Also the almost immediate feeling of shame that comes from knowing you're a loser that can't get laid unless he pays for it. I'm just assuming that, of course. Because I don't have that problem.

This. Don't do it, OP.
Abstain from sex until you're married, trust me. Your life will be much, much better in the long run.

They are wierdly professional about it

>Abstain from sex until you're married
god no

Yeah hold onto your virginity user! You'll get a fuckin trophy or something, and you won't know about your own sexual preferences at all when going into a monogamous covenant later. No smarter plan tbh.

A bill

This is fucking, fucking fucking fucking FUCKING horrible advice. Nobody listen to this idiot for any reason about anything.

OP I'm married now and all I wished I did when I was younger was fuck around in Jappo brothels. Don't not do it.

Which country fam?

No.

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Isn't that just a fancy soup kitchen?

What happened, OP? Did you lose your job or something? Are you poor?

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Maybe if you're in a shithole country like the US. The ones in Aus are highly regulated.

>most of the girls will be 6's and 5's
>most of them will smell bad
>most of them will be dirty/unclean
>don't kiss them, they take loads in the mouth all day
>don't go down on them, see above
>don't lick or suck titties, they take loads on them all day
>dont bring more than you are prepared to spend
>most of the girls will be addicts/single moms so be advised
>most of the girls will be bored, don't take it personal

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she is gorgeous

>overwhelming sense of guilt and disappointment

100% this.

>>most of the girls will be 6's and 5's>most of them will smell bad>most of them will be dirty/unclean>don't kiss them, they take loads in the mouth all day>don't go down on them, see above>don't lick or suck titties, they take loads on them all day>dont bring more than you are prepared to spend>most of the girls will be addicts/single moms so be advised>most of the girls will be bored, don't take it personal

This is also 100% correct.

Yes, deny factual biology in the face of a judgemental and condemning god who cares far too much for where you place your naughty bits. It's ok if we get divorced or have affairs and are absolutely miserable because we waited until Jesus said it was ok.

>Australia calling anyone shit hole
>especially the US

>all these premarital degenerates
>not learning about sex with your wife together and exploring all your kinks and such

Expect to meet the most honest women you ever will, you know they just want money for sex. No lies.

1. wasting a lot of money in a short time
2. regretting it for a very long time
3. regretting you didn't preserve for marriage
4. finding out that your kinks/fetishes are actually destroyed and poisoned by watching porn, going to brothels, fapping
5. possibly getting riddled by STDs and other disease

this

OMG yet another triggeretarded snowflake. Next time he'll read about Australia not being a shit hole, he'll start a shooting in his school.

Nah he'll just drive a bus into the school because gunz r bad mmmk.
Also wtf exactly were you trying to say?

Yeah fuck this. My friend believes this too and he's going crazy with this shit. If you're a masochist and love the feeling of no sex before marriage or get married the divorce raped if it goes south then become Christian