RISK THREAD- USA AND SURROUNDING TERRITORIES EDITION

RISK THREAD- USA AND SURROUNDING TERRITORIES EDITION
>To Join
State nation name, location, and preferred color.
>To play
Roll using get values, hold diplomacy chats with your fellow players, follow the rules on the OP picture.
>Also
Be sure to give yourself a name or Tripcode. You must include your regional bonuses within the trip/name, or else they won't be counted. And, if you plan on leaving, please say so, so that I can fairly redistribute your lands, or cede them to whoever you want.
I will be playing as well, so-
>Spurdo Republic
>Jew Nersey
>Red
Game begins with 5 players, myself included.

bump

2nd bump, sure is lonely

Republic of Prussia
Cyan
Nebraska

The name's Gilbert, don't you forget it!

I knew you would come, NZbro. Now we just need the Romanian guy.

2/5 people, b u m p

Bump

Bump

b u m p
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m
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american caliphate
any colour
washington

Ayy, there we go. 3/4, I'm just gonna start when we hit 4 so we can get bumps from the game itself

1 more fucking person bump

WASTED TRIPS FUCK

bump, might play after I shower

well, thanks for the bump. Although we still need one more fugging player

b u m p

Fuck it, next two people to join are going to start off with the standard 15+5t's for each update they missed after that it's normal.
>GAME START
>Fill in NJ and PA

Bump

Fill Nebraska.

Dark Blue
New France

I'll be green call me central redux and start in Iowa also roll

Ayy there we go. You get 20 t's a piece. where do you wanna start, New France? I'm guessing New Orleans?

Yup!

Trumpian Empire
Florida
Gold

For my roll fill Florida

Alliance trump?

UPDATE 2

Oh, and
>Keep filling Pennsylvania

Yes this alliance will be excellent, it'll be fantastic, it'll by yuge, the best alliance I've ever seen, just fantastic

...

Fill Nebraska.
Prussia vill be ze greatest again! Mark my vords!

Fill in Iowa work down to Missouri

Finish filling Florida, spill goes to Georgia

>4D Pali
Spills go to Colorado!

keep fillin louisiana

>off by one
shamefur dispray

oh wow I'm dumb

Trump my Yuge friend will you stay out of Bama tis french clay

>implying
I got a 4D pali! Zat's better than normal!

IMPERIALIST AMERICA
Blue
Texas

The Bahamas might have been French clay once but I'm seeing a yuge advantage in taking them

Meme Caliphate, Purple, Southern California

No my friend you can have the Bahamas i just want Alabama my friend bama is yuge

UPDATE 3
I just realized what I did broke the river rule, so I fixed it.
>Keep filling PA and NY

>fill California

I SUMMON KEKS POWER, I MUST BECOME A LIVING CONDUIT OF MEME MAGIC TO PROPEL MY PEOPLE TO DOMINANCE OVER THE NON-MEME LOVING HERETICS

Fill Colorado.

finish the side of the river of louisiana
defnd if attacked

Just go play civ5 and learn something you gays

Civ5 doesn't have memes or meme magic my heretical friend

FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I GET TO HAVE FUN SO FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can I play?

Fill Texas

>Cuckada
>Pink
>New Brunswick

Alliance america?

Fill Iowa
Wanna ally with me

Sure! Ze awesome me alvays needs some friends~

Yep, Instructions on joining and playing are in the OP- my, friend, and we have plenty of player slots.

Keep filling Florida, spill goes in Georgia

>Fuck
>Yellow
>Kentucky

Roll to Fill Kentucky

Gladly! Ve'll be ze best allies, jou and I~

Nazi Idaho
Dark Red
Boise

Dubs.

you only get 15 to start famalam

Sure greatest ally

Spill into Tennessee if I can

We will return America to it's former glory

color:Brown
name: Brown menace Reconquista
Nevada

checked

Spill into the Canadian province next to me btw.

we will own the fucking world

I forgot how to trip code

Im gonna leave

UPDATE 4
>Fill PA

Oh my, OP. How lewd~

put a "#" after your name in the name slot then type some random letters after it or something

continue filling that small part of louisiana then go north

Fill New Brunswick

...Oh wait, you're not OP.
Fill Colorado!

>keep filling california, defend if attacked

POO POO PEE PEE BRING A GOOD ROLL TO ME

PRAISE KEK

Fill Texas

Why don't I get to roll on the turn I join?

Fill Kentucky.

You Americans won't get away with this, Cuckada will become greater before and we WILL conquer America!

Just wait, and we'll bring down our multiculturalism and tolerance too, for all to enjoy! Yaaaaaaay!

nobody does, just the way this OP does it

How strong is the Franco-American alliance?

Fill Sonora

Fill Idaho

It just seems like a needless disadvantage for late joiners.

Test

wanna make a truce?

Spill into Nevada

Very Strong
Hey remember if you kill your enemies they win

Fill Iowa spill Missouri

OP change my roll to starting a forest fire in the Canadian's lands

Comte De Grasse will send ships to help america

OP change my rollerblades to starting a massive forest fire in his territory

Spill into Montana

>reply didn't post and then they both appeared at once

weird

HIROSHIMOOT PLS FIX NETCODE

Fill Sonora, spill Chihuahua

Fill Idaho, spill into Nevada

Claim that bottom gray color. Start in the Carolina coast. Named Israeli Confederacy.

Tell me if I missed anything.
>take PA