Porklet Johannson
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If you don't find this body thiccc af then you need to fuck off to a funny thread u pedo
is that real?
she's not even fat you gay homo fag
It's the angle. Why are you guys too retarded to realize that.
Porklet JoHAMson
Ghost in the OSTRICH SHELL amirite
Because she's big. She's a Big Van Vader for the youku generation.
im loving this new may may
Who the fuck is that obese dyke?
Spanx have the tech to transform the beef.
Horrible posture her backs fucked lol
Hey guys
What if, for our next meme
We made it about a straight white male
Wouldn't that be funny huh
ghost in a tacobell
...
delete this
skinnyfat bitch needs to hit the gym
Literally none of you go to the gym.
mmmmhhh literally perfect
too bad Sup Forums has too many pedos to appreciate a real body like this
we're not movie stars or 'sex symbols' either
We're men, we're not looking at us, we're looking at this chubby three-hole.
>that is the body of a female A-list hottie
>gender equality
Eats a lot of taco shells
Role should have gone to Rosamund Pike. She's not perfect facially as the major but she is ice cold, acts better, and willing to put the fork down for a role.
Uh, like shane posting? Lol
Yeah man I love those rolls of fat on her stomach and her sides looks fucking great! Real womyn have curves!!! She's not too heavy, the guys complaining just don't have the right tools for the job.
Any man over the age of 23 not regularly going to the gym or keeping his body together is a failure to his family.
>Huge jacked man
>Doesn't deadlift 4 plates
/fit/ here.
She's literally "post-holiday season rush I JUST WANNA LOSE 10 LBS never been in the gym in my life" tier.
You are really forcing this.
t. buttblasted fat virgin woman
Just incredible math..
This board is still full of flabby fucks but hey it's easier to shitpost than do 20 push ups right now right fellas?
I do fell running, skiing, road cycling and swimming.
Gyms are for people who work in offices and enjoy fad diets.
Why did they let her gain so much weight? She's got millions of dollars on the line.
You know its a great new meme when you got people legit mad and people talking about being high test
cant wait for the clickbait article about how the bros on Sup Forums are making fun of the fatty written by jewy jewstein
>Gyms are for people who can afford them
Ftfy
The Major?
More like MAJOR HEART FAILURE
That's only gonna happen if frog twitter fags get ahold of the meme
>anyone
>being unable to afford a gym
The main problem with gyms is that even the hardest training people in there are lapsed, or practicing, fatties. They still have the fat mindset, fat genetics and so on. Many retain the fat diet, or even remain fat altogether, because they read that some WSM competitor eats 20 burgers a week and that means they can too. Much like smokers, drug addicts and alcoholics, the reformed version is worse than the original.
You ain't seen nothin
Anybody have that pic from yesterday of Scarlett in the really high waisted pants and the flat pancake tits?
I was shocked to learn it wasn't a shop, wish I'd saved it.
If you're not doing squats, deadlifts, and bench I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Everything you just said is incorrect. Can you even do 20 push-ups or do you have an excuse for that too?
I'm not training to be in the navy seals so I have no need to do 20 push-ups or any body weight exercises for that matter
Mountaineering, hiking, back country skiing and other things outside.
Weightlifting is great if you play on the front row of a rugby team or are one of those men who can pull a Boeing 747 with his teeth, but the overwhelming majority of "lifters" are wrestling fans who drink too much Monster energy.
It reminds me of band t-shirts, bad beards, Dorito sweat and nightclub doormen.
Easily. I do bodyweight exercises morning and evening. I can do about 110 with good form in two minutes.
I typically run 40 miles a week through summer and spring, turning it down in autumn and winter. Winter is for skiing and ski touring.
I understand that you enjoy stuffed crust pizzas and think WWE is real, but be reasonable.
Masculinity is bad. Gotcha.
>anything remotely masculine about being fat
This thread is DYEL as fuck.
>falling for the exercise jew