New celeb thread

New celeb thread

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A-Another Thread f-f-for alphas i-in h-h-h-here...

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dem tits, wew

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When I see a thread I don't like in the catalog, I either skip over it or shift+click and then carry on with my day

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I-I-I h-hope th-these a-alphas a-are e-enjoying a-a-a hearty d-day... I-I know h-how i-it m-must b-be difficult t-t-to live w-w-w-w-with the f-f-fact a-a-a beta m-mini with a-a-a world class m-mistress h-has o-outdone them... I-I-I'm talking ab-about m-my m-m-mistress Victoria J-Justice...

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computer,?

really

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you'd be the only one here spamming gay porn if it happened

I-I-I wish t-t-t-to apologize t-to the offended alphas f-for snapping u-u-up Vic...

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T-This m-m-must be unthinkable... A-A beta punching b-b-bag h-h-having s-s-something so m-meant f-f-for an alpha and n-n-not o-one broken b-b-bone o-on him s-s-s-s-stretched...

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i stand to benifit from her net worth and would be muh mor comfy making beta cummies in feminne lingere....

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ITT: Redditors get upset that they caan't downvote things that offend them so they ruin the thread instead

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>complains about faggot spam
>when he's the only one spamming
ebin

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fucking YUM
why are we virgin a sexual beggers/!??!

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open for business :p

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Despite the spam, I like your thread, Saoirse is always nice

>counterproductive
Keep bumping up the image limit so more threads get made.

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Nice tits

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Anne and Jan would be a killer 3some

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Nice tits

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one spammer leaves another appears

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vanessa moe is a model agency


who is this?

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ari had to hold it in all throughout her show!

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So lovely

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RELEASE THE WINS

looking thicc

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so little ari was trying her best to sit
upon the mall stool and eat her orange
and veggie pack but this man from
across the court kept staring and sticking
out his tongue!

see this is why ari never stays long in
public places; it turns into a viewing zoo
where every man in their shameless
pleasure ogle every petite woman with
a small frame, trying to get a good look:
common decency gets rasted, good soul
gets raspt, eaten up, turned to molly, a
darer's dream world, where the hunt for
bum is real!

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Recite your baseline.

Let's begin.

Jews.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Jews.
>Jews.
Do you ever notice coincidence? Jews.
>Jews.
Have you ever been in an institution? Jews.
>Jews.
Do they keep you in a cell? Jews.
>Jews.
When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Jews.
>Jews.
Coincidence.

Have you ever noticed things are off in the world? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
What's it like to hold in your hands a new video game? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you long for the latest capeshit? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you dream about coincidence?
>Coincidence.
Have they left a place for you where you can dream? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Coincidence.
>Coincidence.
Within Jews coincidence.

Why don't you say that three times?
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.
>Within Jews coincidence.

Constant K...

You can pick up your bonus.

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1 million, 100 millions, 1 billion, 1 trillion of fucks

qué puta de mierda

What's a coincidence?

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go back to your thread

I have no fucking clue who she is supposed to be...

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I can almost see her talent...

fucking sad...

why do latinas age so badly ?

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Funny thing is I didn't know there was a thread up

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It's not aging. She just had surgery, it's not like she can workout atm.

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It's been a minute since I've seen the Brie leaks

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Poor Selena, hope she recovers well

Jimmy was sucking every dick at the pride festival, but it had nothing to do with me. I gave Jimmy a blowjob and he gave me some Christmas money. From then on I kept my mouth shut. I knew Jimmy. He had a choad. It was his. I know he got rimjobs sometimes from Paulie, but that was it. It made him hard to have to bend over for the guys he'd blown. He'd have been happy just to whack them off. Anyway, what did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and, besides, Jimmy was sticking gerbils up my butthole. But still, for months after the pride festival, they were finding homos all over. When they found Carbone in front of his computer, his dick was so stiff it took him three days to become flaccid again. Still, I never saw Jimmy so horny. He was like a kid. We had gerbils coming in through my Petsmart people and after a while even the pride thing began to calm down. But the thing that made Jimmy so horny that morning was that this was the day Tommy was getting raped. Jimmy was so aroused, you'd think he was getting raped. He must have made four calls to Tommy's house. They had a signal all set up so he'd know the minute the intercourse was over. You know, we always called each other buttbuddies. Like you'd say to somebody "you're gonna like this guy, he's a butt buddy, he's one of us." You understand? We were buttbuddies. Queers. But Jimmy and I could never be raped, because we had AIDS blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was clean. To get a dick brutally rammed up your poophole, you've got to be one hundred percent HIV negative so that they don't have to wear a condom. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means your asshole is tasty and tight. It means that anybody can stick their weiner in it. It also means you can stick your weiner in anybody, as long as they also have a pee-pee. It's like a license to be raped, and a license to rape anyone. As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy getting raped, it was like we were all getting raped.

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Everyone who says 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything has neither read, seen, or listened to the story, or at the very least didn't understand it.
"42" is what the universe's second smartest computer comes up with when asked the aforementioned question. It realizes that it has made an error down the line and orders Earth built as the universe's smartest computer to come up with the question that actually suits that answer. This is explained in every single iteration of the story, with the books (I think it was the third one) then making it clear that both the answer and the question cannot coexist within the same universe. Everytime someone discovers both, the universe is instantaneously destroyed and replaced by another one where at least one of the two variables is unknown.
The only clue we get out of the books what the question might be is Arthur, the last Earthling, intuitively pulling letters out of a scrabble bag. What he draws out spells "WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MULTIPLY SIX BY NINE", which is obviously a corrupted solution, because, as it turns out, the program Earth was running was already derailed back in the stone age, when the useless individuals of a humanoid society crashlanded there and interbred with or exterminated the original indigenous cavemen.

Sorry for the rant, little pet peeve of mine.

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Porn May 'Shut Down' Part of Your Brain

Watching pornography would seem to be a vision-intensive task. But new research finds that looking at erotic movies can actually quiet the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli.

Most of the time, watching movies or conducting any other visual task sends extra blood flow to this brain region. Not so when the movies are explicit, the researchers found. Instead, the brain seems to shunt blood — and therefore energy — elsewhere, perhaps to regions of the brain responsible for sexual arousal.

Turns out, the brain may not need to take in all the visual details of a sex scene, said study researcher Gert Holstege, a uroneurologist at the University of Groningen Medical Center in the Netherlands.

"If you look, for example, at your computer and you have to write something or whatever, then you have to look specifically and carefully at what you're doing because if you don't, it means you make mistakes," Holstege told LiveScience. "But the moment you are watching explicit sexual movies, that's not necessary, because you know exactly what's going on. It's not important that the door is green or yellow."

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My face when I see that now burgers

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Real lyfe

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The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out.

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>alphas

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HEY so ahhh, this whole internet thing has got me really stressed out. I go on the internet, and there's these FUCKIN'... I don't even know how to describe 'em. They call each other NECKBEARDS, ha ha, that's how fuckin' pathetic these people are. But they fuckin stress me out man, cos when I'm like, tryin' to talk about some shit, you know in like a forum or whatever, these CUNTS, these fuckin ANIMALS are THERE, TYPIN AWAY, OH it's brutal. I can take abuse, y'know, I mean look at me. Look at my red, ginger fuckin face and tell me I can't take some shit. But when RETARDS, FUCKIN... ARRGH! Some stupid CUNT is just like, he's sayin' "implying you're not a newfag," THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME! IS THAT EVEN ENGLISH? And this fuckin NERD even made his, all his text go green like he's some fuckin computer hacker! I was scared he was gonna hack ME! and MY SHIT! All I wanted to do was talk about my Breaking Bad shit on the internet. PLEB! THAT'S IT, That's what they called me, fuckin' PLEB! THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

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