How do you approach a girl like this if you see her at a party or something?

How do you approach a girl like this if you see her at a party or something?

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You don't. If you're good looking, she'll approach you.

"Hey, marijuana, vodka, come with me"

You don't. That show you get the aids.

Walking usually works best. Crawling if you're naked and on a leash.

You don't for too many reasons to list here.

If you don't know her go up and introduce yourself. If you already know her say hi. Remember being shot down isn't the end of the world, it is a badge of honour for people who tried.

Erect your penis
Tell hi I'm Chad
Remove penis out of pants
Profit

Walk up to her
" Hi, not everybody would be able to wear that collar without looking like a total whore, but you seem to pull it off"
Guaranteed sex

Whores like that are hard to satisfy. Their libido is so high, and they're so experienced, that they're really searching for a gorilla to jackhammer them into submission.

As a skinny guy with a 5.5-6 inch cock, I almost don't see the point.

Nohow, if I'll see someone like her I'll turn 360 degrees and walk away

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"Hi, couldn't help but notice, but i think they spelled Coke wrong on your shirt"

"Evening, ma'am. What brings you here? I'm the D.D. for *drunk screaming guy* that idiot. Name's Nick, what's yours?"

Just dance with her and walk around like you are the king of the place.
Have some morons worship you, works everytime

youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3AZit48Uc Only way OP

Hey girl. OP enjoys cock too

"You enjoy cock huh? What a coincidence..."

The best way to get rejected. Lol "ma'am" are you serious? This is a young thot not some backwoods down south meth milf you're trying to scoop up from the local greasy spoon.

Who collared you?

>What a coincidence ... so do I.

Roofies my friend.
Thank me later.

In all seriousness. Start by not thinking about what to say or how to approach. Just do it.
An opening can be literary anything that is not insulting. The only way to fuck up is thinking too much about it.

>he gets the joke

sounds like the worst country song ever

You grab her head so she gives you head. End of story. Youd prob get herpies though.

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Joke is on you. I like cock.

Oh look at that, we got perfect match here.

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wair for her to be a little drunk
stand behind her and pull your gun out
hold it agains her back
take her out and get her in your car
profit

I'm warning you, she's already AIDS-ridden

>360 degrees
>walk away

>how new am i

>How do you approach a girl like this if you see her at a party or something?

Walk up, nonchalantly reach towards their face (slowly, like you see a piece of lint), grab the duct tape on the neck, rip it off, let the adams apple spill out in all it's glory. Now that you know it's what you want you hit him over his head caveman style and drag it off to your lair.

I'm surprised you needed to get on Sup Forums to figure this out for yourself.

judged by the look of her she probably would fuck you if you said "look it was just a unusual way to get you out of there and have some tenderness in here"

“Oh hey Stacy long time no see, how’s college working out for you?”
From there I improvise. 8/10 times it works every time. All you really need to do is have an attractive face, a fit body (for reference I’m 6’0 and 180 pounds at 6% body fat), a well fitting outfit, full head of hair, and a place to take her back to that is clean and ain’t your moms and you’ll pick up girls like these all the time.

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This

>Remove penis

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Hey girl. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day

Yell BEPISMANNN and charge her

that´s the saddest thing i´ve read all day

"I prefer Pepsi"

This is exactly the type of woman you'd want to avoid at all cost

and why is that

You'll know when you reach adulthood, kiddo

This

kek
i´m probably older than you are
still it doesn´t occur to me why you´d avoid bitches like that. i bet you´d have the greatest time with her.
all my prostitutes look like that

as soon as she begins to talk, you receive a random type of std

You disgust me

I also find Pepsi horrible , but it is a good icebreaker.

Fair enough

Bullshit

Exactly

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"I like your choker, is it hiding an adam's apple?"

The fact that you even think in these terms means these chicks aren't for you.
Go get an escort, similar chicks, money is just a token for effort don't sweat it.

Place doesn't even need to be clean, just the foyer and living room.
I'm also 6' 238lbs and 20% body fat, but you're right, picking up women isn't difficult.

Don't even think about being "shot down." You're just chatting and being friendly. If she seems interested, talk more. Is she's not, change the subject. If she's being a bitch, she isn't worth your time anyway so go find someone worth talking to.

lol

lol that fucking movie is so jokes

Molly and X..

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smell like her dad who ran off. that should do the trick.

dude are you fuckin dumb, walk up be like hey bitch you like cock, and fuck her.

"Hey, I have one of those."

JUST

LIKE

THIS

\m/

[always rock out with your monster cock out]

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The fuck? I see attractive women with guys who are not. Your argument is invalid.

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I don't, I avoid her like the plague

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Should I know who this is? Because I want to.

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Remember back in '06 or so when some Miley leaks came out? She had some purple shirt on that showed some side boob. Sup Forums went fucking banana dong over it.

Now she needs to just go away.

1 of Uncle's slut

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T. Gamma male

You just do OP, worst case she shoots you down
Keep moving and go try another one

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Hey girl,are you a school?
Cause I'd like to shoot some kids in you.
Works every time,trust me I'm a doctor

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If you have to ask, it's probably not going to go well.

she has obviously gross herpes on her lip
so id gtfo

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just go over and talk to her, she's a human being, find a common connection like asking what her favorite pokemon is

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