What can a gay guy like me do to improve his appearance?

What can a gay guy like me do to improve his appearance?

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You remind me of a humanoid grinch

Exercise.
Eat fruits and vegetables.
Wash skin daily with soap.
Shave armpit hair.
Cut hair short.
Put on a wig.
Take hormones.
Wear lipstick and mascara.
Cut off dick.

Bend over and spread your ass open like a geometry compass.

be fatter, i love fat guys

got a kik?

Lmao why? I think my face is alright.

Hahaha i'm not trans

Really? How come if I may ask? Like what actually attracts you?

Kik is holdmyfries

Lift weights

cause you could fit infinite jest's full text on your forehead, innit

id say change up your haircut and trim your eyebrows and you'll be doing alright. of course that's just me. you do you boo

You would make an excellent trap.

trim eyebrows
new haircut
get /fit/
bigger jaw

agree until last point, become trap

this except how does someone get a bigger jaw

you look like the middel aged dad version of conan obrien

lose a ton of weight
you lose weight in the kitchen, not in the gym

I'm 19

suicide

ok man, i feel like the eyebrows are just a literal huge problem here

this

Build some muscle. Unless you wanna be a bottom then lose some weight.

Your head is too big for your body, start lifting weights.

Pic related could be you

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Suck less dick

Semen contains testosterone, which could help OP

An hero.

It's okay for bottoms to be chubby tho

>So, I found who was behind of it.

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Work out and dye your hair something that’s not lemon

suicide

FFS DO SOMETHING WITH THAT SIXHEAD

You can play a fucking drive-in movie on that thing

its not that bad

You could land a plane on it. You could write a novel on it

it's been a while faggot. Not into humiliation anymore?

he looks like he's gained weight since his old posts

be a latenight talkshow host

Build some muscle. That's skinnyfat mode if I've ever seen it.

no. Just bombing his stomach, tits and neck have hardly changed. It's been something like 2months + I haven't seen him spamming his fucking face on here. Quite some time for little gain, faggot isn't committed.

Hey your that dude that responded to me in that Kik thread with your dryer in the background

This is you right

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