>Benicio Del Toro's character is a Lando-esque power player in a "casino planet". He dresses all in black and is a villain, but is not believed to be so by the heroes at first.
>Laura Dern is a pink-haired aristocrat with fancy HUNGER GAMES-meets-STAR WARS clothes and is a source of conflict.
>Kelly Marie Tran's character dresses in a "plain jumpsuit" (so probably a mechanic or pilot), but her situation is very unique. Bumps into Finn by chance, will get BLACKED.
that all sounds really dumb
Didn't think Disney could make Star Wars any worse than it already it is. Not even Laura Dern can make me want to watch this travesty.
>power player in a "casino planet". He dresses all in black
>but the characters don't see he's a villain at first
okaayyy. I see Kathleen Kennedy is still pushing "Le Star Wars is Le Supposed To BE RETARDED XD"
I still wanna fug Laura Dern
>he's actually a villain
Nice spoiler
>hunger games meets star wars
...
>casino planet
Fuck this shit, I'm out
>will get BLACKED
I wonder how the Chinese censors are going to react to that
It's funny that with the agenda they're obviously pushing they still make the main players 95% humans
Filthy Hollywood people are human supremacists
>Laura Dern
She's too good for this.
You don't remember these?
>casino planet
holy fuck just take my money
>the black guy doesn't get the white girl in the end
>instead she'll be pair off with the psychopath white boy
Oh I do. I wouldn't mind a casino on a planet but when we already fucking have Coruscant why do you need an ENTIRE PLANET for gambling? A huge city or a space station would make at least an ounce of sense, this is like an episode of Futurama
Also notice how every single "original character" they have to compare them to an OT character.
"Boba fett esque"
"Lando-like"
This movie will be worse than TFA and that's staying something
They'll take it out. Chinese don't like black people.
>casino planet
What's it called, Trump Planet?
Fuck you're dumb Disney.
will Rian Man do this movie justice?
>HUNGER GAMES-meets-STAR WARS
And the evil Hutt crime lord with a funny hairdo, Grumpf the Hutt.
Or are they saving that character for The Reappearance of the Jedi?
Laura Dern looks kinda' weird.
I'm sure that's why they picked her
Not everyone who dresses all in black in evil, user.
>it'll be Empire Strikes Back but this time the Lando character betrays them for real
Wow, I wouldn't have guessed this.
sauce?
>based Benicio
>based Dern
>return of Kylo, Oscar, Boyega and Daisey
>Plebs whining about this movie as if TFA wasn't a solid comeback and this won't be the new ESB
Get triggered, cry and spam Sup Forums memes all you want faggots. It won't make this movie bad and it won't stop it from being top 3 money makers in history.
Star Wars is dead
>impotent Sup Forums manchild rage
You shut up about my momfu
You couldnt be less of a corporate cock sucker. Kys.
>return of [...] Daisey
Who legitimately asked for this?
>TFA wasn't a solid comeback and this won't be the new ESB
Oh, Episode VIII will be the new ESB.
Literally, top to bottom, front to back, word by word.
And you will eat it up.
>instead of blocking the blaster with his hand, Kylo will use the force to spin his lightsaber like a helicopter and reflect it
Lol what the shit does this even mean? People are corporate cocksuckers for liking movies? What exactly do you like? And please explain how it makes you not a corporate cocksucker.
>Rey will carry Luke on his back to show how strong she is XDD
So what will the cute little aliens in Episode IX be?
Will they be Ewoks again, other little furryfolk, or scalies?
Or will they use Wookies to play the "It was supposed to be Wookies in RotJ but George opted for Ewoks instead because he wanted toys, well here you go xD"
>less
spectacular
Wew lad is that one fucking ugly gook.
> Talking to yourself
>Kelly Marie Tran
>Looks like a tranny
Will there be a samurai?
Hunger game was at least better than force awakens lol
star war planets only have one enviroment.
it's the law
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. AFTER 25 YEARS I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>literally Empire 2.0
Why even bother caring anymore?
>we already fucking have Coruscant
Wasn't that one of the planets that got destroyed in the last one?
>reverse Calrisian
>female space Trump
>another special snowflake woman
Jesus.
I kind of miss the archetypes. Star Wars was always basic Good vs Evil, goodwill and effort will prevail, knights and evil empires stuff, and it's one of the few series that I really enjoy that in.
This is just too different, even after 7. I just wanted Rey to slowly become a badass, a few villains to have a shot at redemption and some scallywags (which Finn fit into perfectly), and some inspired aliens and planets.
You're getting all of that.
Coruscant was boring and lifeless anyways. This Casino planet sounds neat though.
What the fuck are you on about. We are getting these archtypes.
Benicio and Laura Dern are cool but why are they casting a fat gook?
Seriously are (((they))) just going to blatantly ram that shit down China's throat?
fuck off to Sup Forums with your brackets
Mostly excited about Kylo Ren. He's a pretty neat villain and I would live to see where they take his character, redemption or not.
I'll stop with the brackets when Jews in Hollywood are proportional to their population in the country.
You're all missing one important aspect: all the new characters must be related to old ones. The whole galaxy is actually 50 people
>this will be the first star wars I won't see in a theater
They blew it with 7.
I cannot comprehend the fact that they had all that lore, entire universe at their fingertips and they literally remade episode 4, but worse.
And from the looks of things, 8 will be a remake of 5.
For fucks sake, fanfiction.net is more original than these disney retards.
>he's going to go see Rogue One
Unless you mean first "Star Wars" Star Wars.
>HUNGER GAMES-meets-STAR WARS
RUINED
Admiral Thrawn fucking when?
It's a spin-off, it doesn't count.