Is he the greatest comedian of our time?

Is he the greatest comedian of our time?

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no

Probably, that sketch where he goes insane because his daughter was dating a white guy was pure gold

no because this man exists

trips of truth confirm it my friend

>louis walks onstage dragging his 2 preteen daughters with him while theyre sobbing
SEE THESE 2 LIL BITCHES HERE? THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HANDED TO THEM! THEY DONT KNOW HOW HARD THE BLACK MAN HAS IT IN THIS SOCIETY THESE *WHITE* LIL ASSHOLES
>the girls are crying and begging louis to let them go
SEE THIS? THEY WANNA GO! THEY CANT EVEN RECOGNIZE THEIR PRIVILEGE! TALK ABOUT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!
>the girls are uncontrollably sobbing at this point and begging their dad to let them go as a mob of african americans has gathered in front of their stage stroking their dicks chanting deep-jungle african tunes
FUCKING TAKE THEM!
>louis throws the kids into the black mob
*WE* TOTALLY DESERVE IT! *WE* ARE CIS-WHITE PRIVILEGED HETEROSEXUAL MALES AND FEMALES AFTER ALL!
>louis's phone rings and its his accountant asking him if he should put "mexican jewish" as his ethnicity in his forms cause thats what his papers state
NOT NOW DAVID! IM TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR 200 YEARS OF OPPRESSION HERE! GOD!
>louis unzips his pants gracefully and eagerly spreads his asshole for the bulls, unfortunately no one takes advantage of him as theyre too busy devastating his kids's orifices

I missed these. Anybody got the ones where he boils himself in cum?

Who???

underage detected

>his daughter
You mean his wife's daughter

I don't think this actually happened.

You have a fucking problem.

>take my wife!
comedians are shit

What do you think are his plans for Thanksgiving and Blacked Friday?

>the lights dim on a packed auditorium and the audience comes to a hush
>the heavy beats of drums are heard from the stage
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>a red spotlight flashes a light onto the black nubian bodies of dozens of men naked except for masks, all dancing in two lines line
>the crowd bursts into a tribal cheer
>the lines split, and a fat black buckwoddles forward with Louis CK, bound in chains, on a rope, and throws him forward
>the crowd begins screaming at the top of their lungs in joy
>Louis gets up, pulls down his gag, and picks up the microphone
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I know I know I'll put it back on in a second, WHO HERE LIKES BIG BLACK COCK?"

>the crowd begins roaring and moaning in joy
>Louis claps his hands and two black bulls bring in his naked daughter, limbs tied to a spit

"How many you think'll fit guys? One, maybe two?"

>the crowd begins screaming numbers at random

"Let's see, how many beautiful black bucks do we have here? Not just on stage guys come on!"

>various men of color and women with strap-ons pile into the aisles and climb up the stage
>the drumming reaches a climax as Louis's daughter is untied from the spit and black bodies begin to descend on her

"Well guys! Looks like my job here is done!"

>Louis puts his gag back on, and the nubian god that pulled him in puts his gag back on and drags him to the onstage orgey, throwing him into the torrent of black bodies

I find Bill Burr consistently better.

while id agree with this, Louis has a wider range as a creator, both Louie and Horace & Pete were pretty good.

Bill Blur is more funny than he. But Chappelle is the best.

Louis < Bruce < Carlin < Pryor < Hicks

>Louis C.K walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen, you are in for quite a show tonight"
>"Before we go any further, let us turn off these accursed lights, damned these

inventions of the white devil, and return to our natural state...in

blackness..."
>All lights in the theatre are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage

and in the audience
>At this point, all the blacks in the audience have started chanting "cuck cuck

cuck cuck cuck..." silently at first, but growing steadily louder
>At this point Louis has stripped completely naked, and a massive cauldron is

brought on stage
>"This cauldron contains a sacred Nubian concoction made from excrement and

semen of Black Men, and the blood of white male babies, it gives me crazy sexual

power, sometimes I even ingest it"
>Louis covers his whole body with the foul substance, his little white dick

getting visibly more erect
>At this point, the chanting has grown quite loud..."cuck cuck cuck cuck..."
>Louis starts pleasuring himself furiously, his eyes turning back in his head as

the becomes more and more ecstatic, the chanting growing ever louder
>Some white people look uncomfortable and disgusted and head towards the doors,

but they are locked
>Finally Louis reaches climax, and as he comes he is handed a big horn,

resembling a BBC
>"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>At Louie's signal, Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,

slaughtering every white male with spears and stone knives
>All the white women in the theatre are being dragged towards the stage, where

dozens of black guys await with throbbing erections
>At this point Louis is being DPd by two black bucks, and panting, he reaches

for the mic...
>"Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters...I bid you welcome...to the

INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

TINY

WHITE

Easily

No man has greater more laughs in our history than this one here. The fact he is not on a stage is irrelevant.

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Burr/Louis/Chapelle are t-1st imo

Certainly. I think OP just meant stand-up comedian though.

>he's a comedy hipster

No